David Z Price

Writer, Actor, Comedian, Host Facts: I run super fast. I eat many delicious things. My eyes aren't blue. I have been to Spain. I Wish Coach Eric Taylor was my father... sorry, real dad. Agent Mark Turner - Abrams Artists (Host) 646.486.4600 Alison Quartin - Abrams Artists (Comm) 646.486.4600

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Happy Holidays. Not any single one in particular. Just a blanket statement. Please don't unfollow me. #Starbucks #NYC #Litter #Consumerism #PC #WhenIGrewUp (at Subway)

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The only way out is back in......her nose. #BrodyForever #Homeland #Showtime #ClarieDanes #Booger

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I know it's frustrating that only two people want to ride you...but there's no need for name calling. #Wildwood #AngerManagement #WashYourMouthOutWithSoap #Richard

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The Force is strong with this Autumn squash succotash. #DomesticDarth #StarWars #Darkside

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The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of my vinyl collection...bro #DomesticDarth #StarWars #Technics #Vinyl

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This turned out less "Dark Side" than I expected. #DomesticDarth #StarWars #Halloween #JackOLantern

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Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport is prettier than Ronald Reagan White Human Being (at Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport)

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I'm the Michael Jordan of jumping off sand dunes in khakis. Aka the Michael Jordan of being white.

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The person who threw this in the garbage today didn't think he was one of the children.

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I think I found Hitler's beach house.

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Citibike bike share racks have arrived on 26th and 8th. I’m a proud founding member! Paid my dues! (at Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre)

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I’ve already written about this “should UCBT pay its performers?” debate. I even “discussed” the issue with Jason Zinoman on Twitter before he wrote his NY Times article. And many other people have written wonderful defenses of the UCBT model.

Personally, I think comparing UCBT...

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