(Kaput and Zösky are shown out in the hallway)
Kaput: Oh, come on! What are supposed to do? Run around screaming at people to watch our show or somethin'?
Zösky: No, you idiot! What I'm saying is that for people to be aware of us and our intentions in order for them to fear us, we need the program to be broadcasted to a wide audience.
Kaput: The show is already on Nicktoons, ain't that enough?
Zösky: Sure, that's good and all, *gets in closer to Kaput and whispers* but if we get our program to air on a bigger cable channel like this one, and it's on at a desirable time, then even more people will know about our devious plans to conquer, and they'll all tremble before us...!
Kaput: Hm, well when you put it that way, why not?
Zösky: Alright, it's settled then.
(both of them reenter the lounge)
Zösky: Okay, my dear Kaput and I have come up with a plan. If you promise to broadcast a different episode from our program at least once a week, preferably during prime time and maybe even during this part of your network specifically, we will glady leave you alone and not crisperize any of you. Does this seem like something we can come to an agreement on?
Davis: *sigh* Okay, that's absolutely not happening. First of all, no one knows who you are, and they certainly won't care. Secondly, let me just grab something. *grabs planner that features future UPFN lineups, and turns to the one for June 2, 2006* Look, our lineup next week is completely packed, each of these shows are getting good ratings, and we're not gonna cut any of 'em.
Zösky: Not yet, Kaput! Um, what about the week after.
Davis: *turns to June 9, 2006*
Zösky: Hm... let's see... Ooh, how about half-past-seven? I think that'll do just fine.
Davis: Look, I'm sorry guys, but it's still not happening.
Davis: That's the start of our first ever summer season, and that 7:30pm time slot is reserved for our upcoming "SpongeBob at 7:30" event.
Davis: Yeah, it- it's really cool, we've got a different episode of SpongeBob, my personal hero by the way, every Friday this summer at 7:30pm! I've designed the logo, the episode listings, and I uh- I even came up with a song about- HURK!
*Kaput grabs Davis by his hair and yanks him down to face him directly*
Kaput: Listen here, ya pile of crud. Forget the sponge! If you don't obey our orders, and give us a prime time slot on your network, *slowly pulls out crisperizer, speaking the following words through gritted teeth* then I am going to crisperize you to PIECES...!!!
*Kaput then lets go of Davis, leaving him exasperated and shaken up*
Davis: Uh, I- I uh... I- I mean uh- s-sponge?? W-What sponge? *fake laughter* I-I don't know any sponge! Heh heh, *shakes their hands* you've got a deal! I'll get that set up with Zarghami right away. *fake laughter* Don't worry, I'm sure all of Earth would be happy to see your show on the airwaves!
Zosky: *smile disappears* Uh, excuse me?
Zösky: What planet did you just say this was?
Davis: Uh, planet Earth? Why?
Zösky: *eyes widen* Oh no...
Kaput: *sigh* Y'know, for a second there, I thought I'd get another to crisperize someone. That one musician guy certainly didn't feed my- *picked up by Zösky* Hey! Z-Zösky, what are ya doing?!
Zösky (running out of the lounge in panic): NO TIME TO TALK, KAPUT, WE'RE GETTING OUTTA HERE!
Kaput: WHAT?! What are you talking about? Why do-
Zösky: Wait, hold on. *briefly reenters lounge* Just so you know, the deal is still on. *runs off again*
Davis: *sigh* What have I gotten myself into...?
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(IRL Davis Input: So, for context, in my AU, Zösky is not comfortable with conquering Earth, at least not yet, considering how much more advanced it is than most of the other planets they visit.)
Let me know if I made any spelling or grammatical errors, because I'm not in any good to fix them myself.
*sigh* I really wanted to do that SpongeBob event...