Y/N: *gently taps the table*
Frank: *taps the table back*
MJ: What are they doing?
Peter: *used to their shit* Morse code.
Y/N: *aggressively taps table*
Frank: *pushing his chair back and slamming his hands down* YOU TAKE THAT SHIT BACK-

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Y/N: *gently taps the table*
Frank: *taps the table back*
MJ: What are they doing?
Peter: *used to their shit* Morse code.
Y/N: *aggressively taps table*
Frank: *pushing his chair back and slamming his hands down* YOU TAKE THAT SHIT BACK-
Hold on lmk cook rn… virgin!Peter Parker (bc I’m like 99.999 % sure he’s still a virgin) getting like super overstimulated and whiny during his first time with reader bc of his heightened senses from his new enhancements in brand new day 🙏🏾🙏🏾
Btw im the same person who sent the other overstimulated Peter ask but i thought of this after so you can lowk just ignore that one 😭
that scene where he was spurting webs everywhere and he couldn’t control it.. ugh
seeing him get all huffy and teary eyed because you just feel so good, his hands pressing on your hips harder than he realizes because he forgets how strong he can be sometimes.. and you’re on top of him, grinding your hips back and forth on his lap just clamping down on his pulsing cock :(( you can literally feel him throbbing inside you, all veiny and hard..
and peters just letting out these little pathetic whines of, “wait, y-you gotta slow down.. shit—“, in the crook of your neck because he’s hugging you so tight, his eyes squeezed shut and his lips in a deep frown—he’s feeling everything around him. he can feel your breast pressed against him, how slick and tight your pussy is around his cock and the filthy sounds it makes when your hole swallows all of him— and he hears your moans even more clearly <33 peter feels himself about to cum since it’s all too much and you won’t let up.. so it’s really inevitable that he just gets so needy for that release that he manhandles your body and grasps at your sides—slamming you down and pounding into you harshly, holding you down on his dick as he pumps his load into you with a loud groan, and he cums SO much! fills your tummy up completely that it spills out your hole and rolls down his cock onto the sheets..
being chased by peter in his arachnid state. suggestive.
it comes up in casual conversation one day. you flipping through a magazine, him rubbing your feet on the couch.
"what?" he queries, pausing his ministrations. there's a bewildered expression plastered on his face, and he removes your legs from his lap, turns his full attention to you. he waits expectantly for you to elaborate, and with a sigh, you throw your magazine on the coffee table.
"i just think it'd be kinda hot, you know?" you start, folding your legs under your bottom, "like you chasing me. catching me. when you're like... that."
a beat. peter glances away, then back to you. puts on that thinking face he does when he's trying to compute every variable, every iteration in which this can go wrong.
then, "i don't know. i've been getting better at finding the balance without the inhibitor, but—" there's extra emphasis on the last word, and he straightens out his back, makes sure you're listening to what he's saying. "i still don't have full control over it yet. when i stay in that state for too long, sometimes it takes a minute to revert back. i would never, ever hurt you, baby... but there's still a risk."
"oh, peter. you're so cute," a light chuckle slips past your lips, "that's the appeal. but if you're genuinely worried about hurting me, you don't have to be. i trust you."
I told y’all I would write for him 🤤🤤
Headconnons about Dracula turning you into a vampire after his transformations + living untill this era together (because wtf was that ending)
Becoming a vampire was never something he forced upon you. After losing everything that made him human, he refused to steal your humanity without your consent. He offered you eternity with tears in his eyes, fully prepared for you to refuse him. When you whispered that forever with him was worth the curse, it was the first time he'd smiled since becoming Dracula.
The first decades were... difficult. Vlad barely understood his own hunger, and you certainly didn't understand yours. More than once the two of you isolated yourselves in abandoned monasteries or forgotten forests simply because he feared either of you losing control around innocent people.
He's fiercely protective to an almost obsessive degree. During the medieval years, vampire hunters, priests, and rival creatures constantly sought him out. Every time danger approached, he'd place himself between you and it without hesitation, even when he knew you were perfectly capable of defending yourself.
Every century changed him a little, but never his devotion to you. Kings rose and fell. Empires crumbled. Entire languages died. Yet every evening he'd still reach for your hand before stepping into the night.
Humans became your clocks. You'd watch families grow old while remaining exactly the same yourselves. At first it devastated you. Eventually it simply became another reminder that immortality was beautiful and unbearably lonely.
Vlad secretly keeps journals dating back hundreds of years. Every volume is filled with memories of your life together rather than his own accomplishments. Pressed flowers, little sketches of places you visited, letters you'd written him... they're his greatest treasures.
He remembers every anniversary—not just of your relationship, but the exact night he turned you. Rather than celebrating, the two of you usually spend it quietly. There's always a bittersweet silence as you remember the life you left behind.
Fashion fascinated him over the centuries. You've watched him go from heavy medieval armor to embroidered Renaissance coats, powdered wigs that he absolutely hated, perfectly tailored Victorian suits, and finally modern black coats that somehow still make him look centuries out of time.
He loves traveling under the cover of darkness. You've crossed Europe on horseback, sailed oceans, ridden steam trains, and now take midnight flights across continents simply because neither of you can resist exploring another city.
There are nights when he grows quiet after hearing church bells. Even after centuries, fragments of the man he once was remain buried beneath the monster.
Modern technology confuses him far more than he'd ever admit. You once found him glaring at a smartphone because it had asked him to verify he wasn't a robot. "I've survived six centuries," he grumbled. "Now this little rectangle questions my identity?"
You became the one who explained modern life to him. Online banking. Streaming services. GPS. Social media. The first time you convinced him to watch vampire movies together, he spent the entire film criticizing the inaccuracies.
"Bats?" he'd scoff. "I can become wolves too. Why does no one mention the wolves?"
Despite his intimidating appearance, he's surprisingly gentle with you. His hands are almost always cold, but he still cups your face as though you're the most fragile thing in existence.
Feeding became almost ritualistic. The two of you established rules over centuries—never children, never the vulnerable, never without necessity. Vlad carries enough guilt for several lifetimes and refuses to add needless suffering to it.
If another vampire flirted with you, Vlad's expression alone was enough to send them walking in the opposite direction. He rarely speaks. He simply stares until the poor soul decides existing elsewhere is the healthier option.
You've seen every side of him. The feared prince. The grieving widower. The monster whispered about in folklore. The exhausted immortal who sometimes rests his forehead against yours and quietly admits that eternity would have broken him long ago had you not been there beside him.
You know exactly how to calm his bloodlust. One touch to his hand. Your forehead against his. A soft reminder of his name—not Dracula, but Vlad. The name he almost forgot belonged to him.
Sunrises become your favorite shared ritual despite never seeing them directly. Every morning, just before dawn forces you indoors, the two of you stand together watching the sky slowly brighten. He always squeezes your hand and softly says, "We'll see another tomorrow."
The modern era surprises you both. After surviving crusades, plagues, world wars, and revolutions, your greatest shared arguments somehow become deciding what takeaway to order at two in the morning or whether the castle really needs Wi-Fi. According to Vlad, it absolutely doesn't. According to you, eternity is much more enjoyable when you can stream movies together.
Loved when they were on my screen 🧎🏽♀️🧎🏽♀️🧎🏽♀️Will I write something??? 🤭 maybe
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I Don’t Feel So Good / Endgame Peter Parker Angst
Leap of Faith / Spider Verse Imagine
Tobey!Spidey Dating Headcanons
Dating Andrew!Spidey Would Include…
Nightmares / Andrew!Spidey Imagine
Andrew!Peter With A Skater Girlfriend Would Include…
Overprotective Tobey!Spidey Headcanons
Telling Tobey!Peter You’re Pregnant Would Include…
Affectionate Tobey!Peter Parker Headcanons
Andrew!Peter Parker x Plus!Size Reader Headcanons
Andrew!Peter Parker as a Dad Headcanons
Dating Doc Ock Would Include…
Tobey!Peter Parker Dating A Plus Size Reader Would Include…
don’t mind me, just saving these. :3
Have to save these because definitely will reread them constantly
Tobey!Spidey Dating Headcanons
Ahhh my first time writing for Tobey my beloved
(I do not own Spider-man or its characters, all rights go to creators. Gif credit goes to @andysapril.)
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Tobey!Spidey is just the sweetest, cutest, most adorable boy you would ever meet!!! You’ve lived next door to Peter for years and years now, and he’s spent every single second of every single one of those days just absolutely, head over heels smitten with you. Being his neighbour, you also got to sit next to him on the bus every day for years… and sit next to him in school, and during lunch, and after school when he’d invite you back to his house so Aunt May could gush about you over dinner.
All these emotions have just been bubbling up inside him for so long, that he’s more afraid than anything to just tell you how he feels in the fear you’ll never want to see him again.
The two of you used to have a lot of late night talks by your back fence back in the days when you were finishing up with High School. When the two of you couldn’t sleep, you just seemed to have this connection zapping between both your minds, making you slip on your slippers and sneak out of the house. Lo and behold, to no one’s surprise, Peter’s standing there in his cotton pyjamas, with his glasses slightly askew and a big smile on his face as he waved awkwardly at you.
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I’ve been checking the Peter Parker x reader tag every FIVE MINUTES. Those fics better start rolling in 😩 I mean just LOOK AT HIM HELLO?!
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CLARK KENT’S sexual awakening never happened. His ma did enough to hide him from the more carnal parts of life, so imagine his surprise and borderline nose-wrinkle in sex-ed junior year when he found out what adults did behind closed doors.
Even when he grew up, got a job in the Planet, made his alter-ego known, he still didn’t feel the need to… have coitus. He was too scared he’d snap some poor girl in half if he tried.
The first time he ever tried, he’d barely got the tip in before he came, embarrassingly quick. Maybe it was the nerves of it all, maybe his body was eager to get it over with. Safe to say, that girl — as lovely as she was — broke up with him a week later because she felt like he was just in pursuit of his own pleasure. Not true, by the way, his ma always told him to think of the lady first.
Like every Monday, he was pushing his way through the Metropolis work crowd, against the tides of people. Not really looking where he was going, trying not to drop an iced tea — Lois forced him to try it, just to be clear — on any unsuspecting people by holding it high above possible shoulders.
That failed.
In the pursuit of not splashing anyone with peach iced tea, he forgot to look straight and collided straight into someone, sending a drink flying into a silk dress.
Oh, no.
He watched in horror as the material dampened, clung to your body, and became slightly more sheer by the second. “Golly, I’m so sorry—”
The subsequent scoff nearly tore into his self-esteem battery for the day. “Hey, watch where you’re…”
Your eyes locked. All anger faded away, replaced by the dread that you hurt this sexy behemoth of a man’s feelings and he now hated you forever. “… you know what? No worries, don’t— don’t think about it too much.”
He instantly shrugged off his blazer and held it out to you. “But your dress— great dress, by the way,” it was a… really pretty dress, golly, “it’s ruined. I ruined it. I can pay for the dry cleaning.”
You waved your hand noncommittally, but you took the blazer anyway to cover up, it was massive on you. Lord— wait, he shouldn’t take his name in vain. “Seriously, I’m fine. I was on my way to a bachelorette party, one of my friends there will definitely have a spare, she has one for everyone.”
He blinked. “Everyone?”
“Yeah.” You grinned, gosh, it was a pretty smile. “She’s like that. Weird, I know. And— don’t worry about the dry cleaning, I’ve got it. I’m sorry about your drink.”
“No, you saved me.” He laughed nervously. “My coworker forced me to try it, to tell y’the truth, I did not want to.”
“So I saved you.”
“Yeah.” He rubbed the back of his curls, messing them up even more. “And please. Please bill me for the dry cleaning, I’ll feel bad if you don’t.”
“Fine. Fine.” You laughed, rolling your eyes. “I’ll bill you.” Locking eyes with him once more took the words from his lungs. Good Lord, those eyes were sexy. All of him was sexy, in a cute way, bumbling gait, pushing his glasses up his nose, the rosiness of his cheeks. You checked your watch. Fuck. “Well, I’m in a rush, so—”
“Yeah, you gotta—”
“See you.” You began walking off at a fast pace. Something jolted in his navel. He felt hot from embarrassment. His relaxed-fit trousers felt… not so relaxed anymore.
He looked down. That looked like a sexual awakening.
“Clark!” He yelled loudly, head snapping up to stare at you like a dishevelled deer in headlights. What the hay? Why did he do that? Why did he yell that? He covered his crotch with his messenger bag.
Your smile told him you noticed. With an uptick in your heart rate and an increase in your breathing’s heaviness, a sweet smell tickled his nose. It wasn’t the bakery next to him, that’s for sure. You smiled, and shouted back your name at the same volume.
He hurried to the nearest bathroom to yell at his body.
Cat slid onto his desk, setting core in front of him. Not for him, clearly. “I was at a bachelorette last week.” She started, tapping her nail on his desk to get him to look at her. Deadlines needed to be crunched, so he barely did. She accepted that.
Clark’s fingers kept flying. “Cat, you’re gonna have to be more specific.”
She laughed. “I have a friend. She asked me about a dorky guy named Clark Kent who still writes his name on the tags of his clothes.” She dropped a sugar cube into her coffee, stirring it. “A habit I thought we left back in our sophomore year of high school.”
His neck turned red. His foot covered the name tag on his bag’s handle. But she laughed and dropped another sugar cube into. He sent a furtive glance of concern for her health. “Whatever.” She sighed, taking a long sip. “I told her you were single.”
He almost spluttered over no liquid. “What?”
“I told her you were single.” She repeated simply.
“Why?”
“She asked.” This time he almost choked on a gulp of straight, bitter black coffee. “I gave her your number. To bill you for the dry cleaning.” Pause for an effectively captivating sip of over-sweetened coffee. “Among other things.” She muttered under her breath, but he caught it. She smiled widely. “Toodles!” She got up and walked off.
He threw his hands up, tripping over his words. “Cat— you can’t—” But she was in her own world, singing Freak by Doja Cat.
His phone buzzed. With shaking hands, he opened it, unknown number.
Didn’t know they made clothes in your size. Underneath: Wanna come round to get it this weekend? To talk to bit.
He saved your contact first. Before typing out a clumsy agreement, which he didn’t know was possible over text. Judging by how you didn’t immediately get put off, you were into it.
He was on time, on the dot of the agreed time, which was two o’clock. After lunch, before it got too dark, but still enough time to talk.
He’d cleaned up a little more than usual. Tried to use a hair pomade to ensure his curls weren’t as wild as they usually were. Wear a slightly tighter fitting shirt than before. Brush his teeth. Pop a few breath mints. Avoid the morning coffee, put on copious amounts of hand lotion and lip balm. Everything had to be perfect. He even trimmed his happy trail for this.
You laid the plan. Took a shower so your skin was dewy. Prepped your hair. Kept the makeup minimal, because a full beat would give the plan away. You chose your best, flowiest robe.
You wanted him to unwrap you like a present.
When your doorbell rang, you dabbed on a final bit of lipstick before you chucked it onto a side table and opened the door.
You felt your thighs rub together on instinct the moment you saw him. He felt his breath leave his body when he saw you, checking his watch. “Maybe I’m early—”
“You’re on time.” It came out more breathless than expected. Nodding back into your apartment. “I… I have your jacket. I put it in the wash, the inside got stained with a little iced tea.”
“You can bill me for that too.”
“Seriously? No.” You waved your hand. “No. You’re fine.” You ushered him inside. “It was a thank you, for paying for my dry cleaning and lending me your jacket.” You waved him towards the couch. “Can I get you anything? Water?”
You.
“Um, I’m fine.” He sat on the couch, you sat opposite, picking up a glass of wine that was there before he came. You looked… stunning. He felt his collar get hot. He tugged at it. “You invited me to watch a movie.”
“Yeah.”
“Do you still want to watch a movie?”
“No.”
“Oh. Oh. I was under the impression that we’d be…” He gestured in between you two. So he had the same assumption you did.
Your lips curled up. “I was under that impression too.”
He nodded. You could see a bulge slowly growing in his trousers. “I mean, I— I have to warn you, I’m not that… experienced.”
You blinked, slightly amused. A little interested. “Oh? How so?”
“I…” He made a weird motion, he didn’t even know what it was supposed to mean. It’s likely get interpreted as something like flying a plane, “finish too quickly. Women find it off putting.”
The way you were looking at him, it seemed like you found it off putting as well. Just frozen in time, sat there, staring at him. “That’s…” You let out a whoosh of air. Then your hand gripped his jaw, “really fucking hot—”
Oh. You were into it.
Huh. You were kissing him.
Golly. He was kissing back.
His hand covered the one holding his jaw, pressing into your lips and your body instinctively like there was a magnet from him to you. You pushed back, swinging a leg over both of his till your knees knocked into his hips. This was new.
You smiled when you saw his other hand hovering awkwardly. Not knowing whether he had the right to touch beyond what was respectful. So you guided it to your thigh, fabric moving and bunching under his fingers. Allowing him to touch bare skin.
Oh, boy.
The soft whine from the bottom of his throat was a boost to your ego, a deep moan following when you pressed open mouthed kisses to his neck, rolling your hips forward. “Ohhhhh, gosh,” He breathed out slowly.
Oh, fuck. He was massive. Though you didn’t know what to expect, he was six-five.
Both his hands flew to your hips, pads of his fingers pressing into your skin, head tipping back against the sofa cushions, breathing in sharply. He could feel you gently sucking on his skin, he knew it wouldn’t leave a mark, but he whimpered quietly anyway, dragging your hips forward, so he could feel your pussy drag over his dick yet again. His head spinning as your tongue traced over his Adam’s apple.
Your hands slipped off his tie like you’d had practice, popping the buttons of his shirt slowly. You felt his warm palms burning up your waist, stopping at where your robe was tied at your front. His eyes were wide, blinking up at you through his lashes. “Can I…?”
Fuck, he was hot.
You undid the tie yourself but let him gently move the fabric off your shoulders, undoing his belt and letting you take off his trousers. His cheeks flushed as he dragged his boxers down, cock painfully hard. It was pretty, flushed at the tip, pre smeared just a little.
Oh, that was a lot bigger than you manifested.
“Oh, shit.” You grinned at the sight of him, watching his whole face turn red.
He adjusted his foggy glasses, stumbling over his syllables. “Will it…” He gulped, wondering how to say it, “fit?”
The look in your eye almost made his heart stop. Like you didn’t care. “Oh, honey.” You laughed a little. “We’ll make it.” You positioning yourself above him, ready to sink down onto his throbbing cock was not something he expected to see. He let out a strangled sound, placing a hand on your arm. “Don’t you want me to… prepare you?”
“I’ve quite literally been prepared since the first time we met.” You grabbed a condom from — wait where did you get that from? — and tore it open delicately, giving it to him to roll on. He did, safety was key, and when you finally did lower yourself onto him— holy shit.
His forehead pressed to your shoulder, before he started pressing sloppy, whining kisses, almost making out with it as he felt your pussy grip him deliciously. So this was what he’d never felt drawn to. Until now.
He was stretching you out. A lot. For a guy so shy about his own abilities his endowment was something women only experienced in their wildest dreams. The more you learned, the more turned on you were.
Huh. That usually didn’t happen with men.
You let out a deep sigh as you sank down further, feeling his size fill you in the best way. His tip nestled against your cervix, pretty vein brushing your g-spot, fuck, maybe moving would feel too good.
But you did it anyway, small, cut-short gasps and moans jumping from your throat as he kissed his way back up to your lips so he could feed his own noises of encouragement into your mouth. Holding your hips just tight enough so he wouldn’t bruise them, still guiding you firmly, still holding your hips just close to him as he clouded your brain over with every push and pull of his hands and each wet smack of his lips and yours (and skin on skin, but we don’t mention that).
His head was fuzzy. Mumbling shit he couldn’t make out himself in between every collision of your lips, tangling one hand in your hair while the other slipped down to press his thumb onto your clit.
You clenched hard; he almost came right there.
His eyes rolled back for half a second and he willed himself not to finish too early but he couldn’t stop it once you clamped down with the second roll of his thumb, your name leaving his mouth, the highest you’d heard his voice be, cracks in between syllables feeding your ego. But he kept circling your clit like he was born to do it, mumbling encouragement, his forehead glistening as his head fell back.
“C’mon, sweetie, gotta make you feel good too,” He panted, gripping your hip so he could encourage you to grind forward into his thumb. “Please, please give it to me—”
It all felt too much. The onslaught of his thumb, his tip still prodding at your cervix, seeing him fucked out from one round (that made you more horny than you’d care to admit) had you coming too, him swallowing that moan by meeting your lips in the middle, stroking your hair back from your face and rolling his hips up a little so the high wouldn’t be harsh on you. His kisses turned slower, more languid, to the corner of your mouth, your jaw, your neck, finally lifting your hand so he could kiss your palm and the back of your hand.
“You’re stunning.” He breathed, kissing your knuckles. “So beautiful, honey.”
How the fuck was he respectful after the best sex you’ve ever had? There had to be a catch.
“So… that was hot.” You smiled, brushing his curls back from his forehead. “You were being pretty modest.”
“I’m pretty sure I didn’t last past two minutes.”
Your tongue traced your canine as you smiled. “Well, I wanna see it again.”
He blinked. Oh, boy. “Golly.”
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NOTES: again it may just be me but I feel this is a litttllleeee sloppy
t-shirt and panties on (just how you like it)
summary: spending all day as the daily planet’s golden boy has got clark kent at the last bit of his patience. that little string of control snaps the moment he sees you in nothing but his shirt and those damn panties. good luck!
pairing: clark kent x fem!reader
tags: 18+ MDNI / porn w/o plot / established relationship / misuse of superhuman powers / major dirty talk / unprotected sex / belly bulges / squi rting / c-pie / overstim / semi-public sex (they do it in the kitchen) / oral (f and mild m) / pet names / frustrated clark / coy reader / slight dumbificafion / alludes to marathon / no use of y/n / wc: 3.4k
confidential checkup
husband!patrick x wife!reader
patrick sumner masterlist | main masterlist summary: reader coaxes patrick to open up to her about his past, a checkup at the doctors’ ensues… warnings: 18+ explicit, patrick after the events of tnw, established relationship (married), shy patrick, perv patrick?, perv in the 19th century that is, both reader and patricks thoughts, bit of corruption kink if you squint, improper medical practices (can you guys tell i dont go to the doctors that often oops), patrick wears glasses briefly yum, awkward and bashful, fingering, edging, teeny bit of praise, unprotected p-in-v, rushed ending (how do you end a fic…) word count: 6.6k a/n: hi sorry i fell off the face of the earth my mental is crazy but im back hi. can you tell ive been playing a lot of stardew valley and my favourite bachelor is harvey…? medical men with moustaches am i right? dividers: @bonnieknowsbest
Mr. and Mrs.... Rogers?!
Pairing: Spy!Steve x Spy!Reader WC: 10.5k Warnings: enemies to lovers, loosely inspired by mr. and mrs. smith, the avengers are not super mainstream in this, sexual tension, shower scene, makeout, jealousy, mean!steve at times, brat!reader, eventual smut (dry humping, fingering, unprotected p in v, edging, creampie, steve eating you out within an inch of your life (munch steve come homeeeeeeee), doggy style, tonguefucking), mentions of voyeurism, surveillance, size kink, miscommunication, angst-ish with comfort. Summary: You and Steve are voluntold you're married for an undercover mission. Should be easy, except you hate each other. +fran: this is the opening showing of the Captain Americana Film Festival and my humble contribution to Steve's birthday!!! I cannot tell you how much it filled me with joy that I sat down to write this on the 4th and actually spat out 10k words. WE ARE SO BACK!!! Happy 108th to the man who will always have my heart, has been the gold standard against which I measure every man, (this is blond man propaganda) and also my astrological twin <3 no one gets me like he does fr. ⤷ you should go listen to the incredible playlist named "mr and mrs smith [john and jane]" by marybatz on spotify
"Absolutely not!"
Fury had the timing of a tax audit to a billionaire CEO. Of course, of course, you'd be stuck playing this mission with fucking Steve.
18+ mdni
lewd visual link!! (twitter)
cw: free use, oral
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You’re laying on top of your bed reading your favorite book, you’re so immersed in the fictional world you don’t hear the click of your door open, your boyfriend just came home from a long day at the office. Having to be professional all day has always exhausted him and you know exactly how he likes to unwind, you jump slightly as you come back to reality at the touch of his fingers on the back of your bare thigh, “shh, it’s just me baby,” his deep voice instantly soothes your nerves.
Goosebumps form all over your body as his hands wander up, he palms your ass through your skirt before lifting it up to expose your bare ass, a soft breath falls from his lips, “such a good girl, always keeping yourself accessible.” He praises, noting your lack of under garments. “Looks like that little pussy is already wet for me.” You hear the soft thud of his knees hitting the floor and can’t help but let out a soft yelp as he pulls your lower half towards the edge of the bed. You can feel your clit throbbing with anticipation as his breath ghosts across your aching core, that book you were reading is long forgotten.
A needy whimper leaves your mouth as his tongue makes contact with your cunt, your legs tremble from the immediate pleasure that courses through your body, the vibrations of his hums of satisfaction sends shocks of pleasure to your clit. “I’ve been thinking about this all day, my favorite meal.” He says against your flesh and begins to devour your core with hunger, your brain completely turns off as your body is taken over by pleasure. His tongue knows your body better than you do, every little flick sends you closer to the edge. You reach around and grip a handful of his hair as you feel yourself start to come, your whole body shakes violently when you go over the edge. He holds you steady as he finishes lapping up your juices before slowly pulling back, “I needed that, baby, thank you.” He says softly and places a soft kiss on your ass cheek before pulling your skirt back down, standing up, and getting on the bed beside you.
⁀➷ Beneath the Bubbles // Poly!Marauders x F!Reader
Summary: A playful bet between her three boyfriends turns an innocent pool day with friends into a secret game of distraction, control, and quiet desperation—and she has no idea she’s the prize.
Requested by: @fictionalgoddess -- thank you so so much for this request! I absolutely loved writing this, I hope you enjoy!
Tags: 18+ readers only, smut, dom marauders, sub reader, big dick!Remus (!!), public sex, cockwarming, praise kink, teasing, size kink (!), dirty talk
Words: 3.1k
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Idle Hands
description: everyone in hawkins thinks you and eddie munson are already married. honestly? you can’t even blame them. between the shared garage, the constant flirting, and the way he cannot help but stare, it’s getting harder and harder to pretend there’s nothing going on between you.
pairing: mechanic!eddie x mechanic!reader (fem!reader)
tags: mechanic!eddie, eddie x you, no y/n, coworkers to lovers, unresolved sexual tension (until...), small town romance, flirtationship, mechanic core aftercare, old married couple energy, fucking on a '67 impala, workplace romance, tension tension tension, whimpering eddie, teasing each other mercilessly
TW: NSFW (18+) minors do not interact!!!!, PiV, unprotected, needy eddie
WC: 4.1k
A/N: requested by my beloved @bitterestwillow I HOPE YOU ENJOY QUEEN AHHHHHHH. reblogs are a writer's best friend <3 yes, i had to use this gif for this fic...it does something to me idk......