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@book-place-incorrect-quotes
Dick: So, Y/N, how was your day at school?
Y/N: A kid pushed me down.
Jason: Did you push him back?
Y/N: *tears start to well up in her eyes* No... He's bigger than me.
Dick: Uh-huh... Jason?
Jason: *already stomping out of the room* I'm on itā¦
Bruce: *over comms* Iāll be there as quickly as I can! Apply pressure to the wound and try not to move to much around
Y/N: Itās okay! The weight of the rubble crushing my body is pressing down on my wounds AND preventing me from moving at all!
Bruce: Y/N
Bruce: Sweetheart
Bruce: Weāve really gotta work on your concept of whatās āokayā
Y/N, showing Jason around her school:
Y/N: And this is the hallway-
Some bully: Hey, watch it nerd!
Jason:
Jason: *cocks gun*
Y/N: NO!
*Whole batfamily arguing*
Dick: All Iām saying is that B works really hard and nothing here is cheap
Y/N: Except you.
Jason, Tim, and Damian: *snickering*
Dick: Believe me, Iām not cheap.
Y/N: *waving a piece a bacon* Fine, free! Whatever.
Bruce: *trying not to laugh*
Villain: *over the phone making a ransom call* We have your brother
Y/N: Which one?
Villain: ..what?
Y/N: You heard me
Villain: Um...dark hair, blue eyes?
Y/N: Youāre going to have to be a bit more specific...
Villain: Heās really tall and has a white streak?
Y/N: Ohhhhh, you have Jason! Yeah, no...You donāt have him, he has you. good luck. *hangs up*
Bruce: Alright, someone give me a cigarette
Y/N: Dad, we donāt smoke
Bruce: Cut the crap, Y/N. One in every five teenagers smoke. as far as iām concerned thereās 5 of you here
Dick: Iām 24?
Bruce: Now I'm going to close my eyes. when i open them there better be a cigarette between these fingers.
Jason: *places a cigarette between bruceās finger*
Bruce: Light.
Dick, Jason, Y/N, Tim and Damian: *shoving their lighter and lighting the cigarette*
Dick: How drunk was I last night?
Y/N: The police came because of multiple noise complaints, and when they asked for your name, you pointed at your face and said āgoogle it, bitchā
Dick: Taking the high road is always the key to success in life, and in this instance Iāll be the bigger person and do that
Y/N: I wonāt, give me the gun
Jason: *grinning* Now youāre speaking my language
Y/N: Want to help me commit a felony?
Yelena: What the hell? No!
Y/N: Oh, right. My bad. Sorry.
Y/N: *whispering* Want to help me commit a felony?
Yelena: Yeah, of course, whatever you need.
Y/N: What goes up and never comes back down?
Bruce: The amount of stress you bring to this family
Y/N: ā¦
Y/N: Damn
Bruce: *walking into a police station* Iām here for Y/N and Jason
Officer: Last names?
Bruce: Ah, you must be new here
Y/N: Name one mean thing I have ever done to you.
Carl: *rolls out a list* First, you convinced me that eggs werenāt real. Second--
Bruce: Nothing in life is free.
Dick: Love is free!
Stephanie: Adventure is free.
Damian: Knowledge is free.
Y/N: Everything is free if you take it without paying!
All: *slowly turn to Jason*
Jason: *smiling proudly at Y/N* I knew I taught you something!
Y/N: Looking back, I have no regrets.
Steve: *sighing* You probably should.
Y/N: I've got a few knives up my sleeves.
Jon: I think you mean cards, Y/N.
Damian: she does not.
Y/N: *Pulling out knives* I do not.
Y/N: Weāre civilized adult, right?
Dick: Right
Y/N: So we should settle this like civilized adults
Dick: I agree
Y/N: So, rap battle?
Dick: Rap battle
Y/N: I donāt want to hurt their feelings!
Jason: Hurt their feelāyou just walk around all day thinking about other peopleās feelings, n/n?
Y/N: Yeah. Donāt you?
Jason: No! How do you get anything done?
Y/N *tearing up*: Itās hard!