“I Have A Bad Feeling About This”

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Jason: Okay I get it. You’ve had a hard time lately, you’re stressed, seven people died-

Y/N: Twelve, actually

Jason: Not the point. Look they’re dead now and really whose fault was that?

Y/N: Ours!

Jason: That’s right: no one’s

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Villain: Now that we’ve captured you, we’re going to call your father and brothers-

Y/N: Please don’t!

Villain: Begging will get you nowhere!

Y/N: You don’t understand. They’re going to cause a massive scene. I’m trying to save both of us a lot of trouble here

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Jason: *holding baby!Y/N* My little sister! My little sister! Yes you are! You're my baby sister!

Dick: Hey Jason can I hold-

Jason: Go the fuck away Dick! Can't you see I'm doing something?!

Dick: *walks out of the room with a sad expression on his face* But I want to hold the baby too…

Damian: *walking past Dick while holding a katana*

Dick: Where are you going with that?

Damian: It's my turn to hold L/N, but I know Todd won't just give her to me so I'm taking her by force.

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Bruce: Y/N, can I talk to you for a minute?

Y/N: Ooooooooh someone’s in troooouuuuuubllleee!

Bruce:

Y/N:

Y/N: It’s me

Y/N: I don’t know why I did that.

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Dick: So, Y/N, how was your day at school?

Y/N: A kid pushed me down.

Jason: Did you push him back?

Y/N: *tears start to well up in her eyes* No... He's bigger than me.

Dick: Uh-huh... Jason?

Jason: *already stomping out of the room* I'm on it…

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Bruce: *over comms* I’ll be there as quickly as I can! Apply pressure to the wound and try not to move to much around

Y/N: It’s okay! The weight of the rubble crushing my body is pressing down on my wounds AND preventing me from moving at all!

Bruce: Y/N

Bruce: Sweetheart

Bruce: We’ve really gotta work on your concept of what’s “okay”

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Y/N, showing Jason around her school:

Y/N: And this is the hallway-

Some bully: Hey, watch it nerd!

Jason:

Jason: *cocks gun*

Y/N: NO!

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*Whole batfamily arguing*

Dick: All I’m saying is that B works really hard and nothing here is cheap

Y/N: Except you.

Jason, Tim, and Damian: *snickering*

Dick: Believe me, I’m not cheap.

Y/N: *waving a piece a bacon* Fine, free! Whatever.

Bruce: *trying not to laugh*

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Villain: *over the phone making a ransom call* We have your brother

Y/N: Which one?

Villain: ..what?

Y/N: You heard me

Villain: Um...dark hair, blue eyes?

Y/N: You’re going to have to be a bit more specific...

Villain: He’s really tall and has a white streak?

Y/N: Ohhhhh, you have Jason! Yeah, no...You don’t have him, he has you. good luck. *hangs up*

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Bruce: Alright, someone give me a cigarette

Y/N: Dad, we don’t smoke

Bruce: Cut the crap, Y/N. One in every five teenagers smoke. as far as i’m concerned there’s 5 of you here

Dick: I’m 24?

Bruce: Now I'm going to close my eyes. when i open them there better be a cigarette between these fingers.

Jason: *places a cigarette between bruce’s finger*

Bruce: Light.

Dick, Jason, Y/N, Tim and Damian: *shoving their lighter and lighting the cigarette*

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Dick: How drunk was I last night?

Y/N: The police came because of multiple noise complaints, and when they asked for your name, you pointed at your face and said “google it, bitch”

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Dick: Taking the high road is always the key to success in life, and in this instance I’ll be the bigger person and do that

Y/N: I won’t, give me the gun

Jason: *grinning* Now you’re speaking my language

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Y/N: Want to help me commit a felony?

Yelena: What the hell? No!

Y/N: Oh, right. My bad. Sorry.

Y/N: *whispering* Want to help me commit a felony?

Yelena: Yeah, of course, whatever you need.

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Y/N: What goes up and never comes back down?

Bruce: The amount of stress you bring to this family

Y/N: …

Y/N: Damn

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Bruce: *walking into a police station* I’m here for Y/N and Jason

Officer: Last names?

Bruce: Ah, you must be new here

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Y/N: Name one mean thing I have ever done to you.

Carl: *rolls out a list* First, you convinced me that eggs weren’t real. Second--

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Bruce: Nothing in life is free.

Dick: Love is free!

Stephanie: Adventure is free.

Damian: Knowledge is free.

Y/N: Everything is free if you take it without paying!

All: *slowly turn to Jason*

Jason: *smiling proudly at Y/N* I knew I taught you something!