Ἐωσφόρος

Hi♡👹Lucio 21 he/they ⚧

[labrador-beefcake]

I identify as a villain because I'm already queer-coded and don't feel like being the quirky best friend who dies for motivation.

[jeanelaine]

Resident Evil Village (2021) dir. Morimasa Sato

[screamydreamy]

[mycaptaintazer]

I’ve never identified with something more than this

[sobeitjayt]

Are you single

yep dont nobody want my boring ass

[just-shower-thoughts]

Animals don’t understand the concept of an accident. Your dog thinks you got out of the bed in the middle of the night just to kick him in the head.

[whitefangthefightingwolf]

This is a lie animals DO understand the concept of accidents especially social animals which is essentially all domestic animals. For example when dogs play-fight they often accidentally play too rough. When this happens the hurt dog will yelp! Both dogs stop playing, and the offending dog often performs submissive gestures (rolling over, licking, nuzzling softly) to show that they are sorry and they didn’t mean to be aggressive, and they were not trying to show dominance. After a few moments they’ll start playing again! So, if you accidentally step on your dog’s paw, and then you make a big show of saying sorry (petting, holding the dog, making soft sounds) your dog understands! They know you didn’t mean it. On top of that many animals have been shown to have varying levels of human language comprehension, so it’s not impossible that your dog ACTUALLY knows what the word Sorry means!

[fadeintocase]

i think people need to stop glorifying sassiness and bitterness and start promoting the idea of actually being fucking nice and civil to people who did nothing to you.

[daydreeaming]

i found a new villain to obsess about so I'm rly good but i should be studying and i can't concentrate how are u gays doing

[nemfrog]

Cover bug. Tropical Africa. 1888. Cover detail.

Internet Archive

[spokenitalics]

"my child is fine" your child ha la morte nel cuore per lo stato della sinistra italiana a 100 anni dalla fondazione del pci

[jaubaius]

Art Car with singing fish and lobster

[headspace-hotel]

forget the Internet things that would be incomprehensible 2 years ago phenomenon

where is the appreciation for Internet things that you could show to someone from 3000 BC and be almost sure they’d get a kick out of it

[headspace-hotel]

A short list of things that probably would be funny to humans in any time ever:

objects shaped like dicks

funky dances

dancing badly to bangin music

dogs being stupid (we’ve had those idiots domesticated for 30,000 years)

teenage boys being stupid

slapstick

that video where the guy is singing/chanting while bouncing on a tree branch and it abruptly breaks under him

that video where two guys are trying to get their phone out from behind a fence with sticks and one loses his stick so the other climbs the fence, gets the stick, and ignores the phone

literally any video with animals acting like people

[liberaljane]

Everyone deserves a livable wage, because there is no such thing as unskilled labor.

Art by Liberal Jane

[ne0scythian]

obsessed with this ancient satanist marxist-leninist website i found

[ypnovato1-deactivated20181111]

fave looks : loose fitting clothes, lots of belts and piercings edition

[wishbzne-deactivated20210526]

bruises, sarah certa

[skzloona]

Idk who needs to hear this but bisexuality includes trans people. Not "it can" include trans people or it "sometimes" includes trans people. It does. It always has. Any bisexual who says there's doesn't is just a transphobe and doesn't fucking represent what we're about.

[under-the-arch]