Hippo Campus Pickup Lines
Are you Tuesday? Because seeing you makes it the best day of my life
You must be sun veins because I’m the way it goes and we just flow well together
Are you buttercup? Because you need to lighten up
You must be boyish because your velvet touch sends me back to the moon
Are you this tour? Because you’re icy
Are you from St. Paul? Because I’d take you on a rooftop, baby
I’d save a little grace for you, babe
You’re the picture trapped inside my head
Are you Eliza? Because I’ll make you cry out, scream, and moan
I don’t need you inside my head but I do need you inside my bed
You must be my problems, because I need nothing more than you
I’ll be the TV salesman you fall in love with
Are you a box of wine because I wanna make conversation with you
I’d like this simple season to be ours
You must be a northern girl because you’re a painted face, a work of art
Will you be the girl to occupy this tree with me?
I’m a dashing lad with a car that you could leave home on Christmas Eve for.
Are you south because I wanna go down (on you)?
When blood bursts through my veins won’t be the only time I’ll scream your name
Violet, are you tryin to start a riot in my pants?
Girl, you can strip me down to a heart and lungs any day
You and I, we are the halocline
If you come back, I’ll let you see through my two colored eyes
I can make you a mark of a sinner when you’re all dressed in lace
F*** rumchata, I’d rather f*** you
I’d buy you a manhattan dinner if you shake it for me
Are you a boy? Because I have a knack for pushing them off cliffs
(Thank you, @fuckedupriot for helping write some of these)
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