Mups

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[mupapi]

[jeffgerstmann]

If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?

read your bible

[marsixm]

thanks!

[biddyboo8]

Ads are every third post and are straight up porn now, what'd I miss

[mupapi]

When the platform that banned porn starts advertising porn

[c-53]

Please take my white ass to anor londo

[shadowysiren]

*grabs you with my long gargoyle-like arms and flies off witj you*

[c-53]

Oh thank god hold me tight you scary motherfucker

[pjackk]

Your breast is extremly yucky to me

[pjackk]

[storm-of-feathers]

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

[lupismaris]

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

[sigmaleph]

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

[mupapi]

what do we think of todays lounge at home fit

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[idkitsartman]

This is very stupid but it’s genuinely what I think about every time I consider skipping dinner after work

Edit: legit did not realize that senshis fighting for his life in the sexyman polls but I’m very happy to be spreading pro senshi propaganda

[hi-maryblueberri]

If u go to my blog. You’ll find my #posts

[dogpuppy]

[briscal]

just thawed out another #earlyhominid showing my guy the best meals of the modern day

[omegaversereloaded]

The other day i was getting rizzd the fuck upp by the crunchy latino cashier at trader joes. Just having a blast. Then the whole vibe changed when my card declined .

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

[nebulashepard-deactivated202605]

if you are fat and hairy i have great news for you. you are smoking hot sexy. your natural allure is off the damn charts. carry on.