strange you never knew

[catchymemes]

[knifefightscene]

Shout out to all my straight sisters I’m so sorry 😞

[nerdymouse]

Jesus, leave his ass.

[iammyfather]

We learn fast to be very kind and attentive, tho.

[pbrim]

My mom, who got her degree in Marriage and Family Counseling when she was 60, says studies show that women will sometimes sometimes leave a long term relationship to live on their own for a while before seeking a new relationship, but men will almost never leave a long term relationship without having a new relationship either in progress or just beginning.  They don’t want to give up the caretaker they have without another one on deck or in the wings.

[yekkes]

This is so sad

[phalloid-destroyer-deactivated2]

yo this is why straight women should really keep their standarts sky high. Sky high standarts for men being “is able to clean his ass” “can differenate between bleach and tomatoes” the list goes on

[dayhate]

I’m really angry how accurate this has been to my life.

[sunsuhage]

the most comforting words a father can say

[mysharona1987]

[thenearsightedmonkey]

By Lynda Barry  May 2016

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[acoolguy]

And on the third day, God created Mountain Dew® Baja Blast™ and it was good. Too good… so God made it available only at Taco Bell.

[untexting]

Does anyone else get those random rushes of motivation like, “I’m gonna be so fucking successful dammit, watch me”

[brutol]

best 20 minutes of the year

[beyondstyx]

[dayhate]

“I treat myself like I would my daughter. I brush her hair, wash her laundry, tuck her in goodnight. Most importantly, I feed her. I do not punish her. I do not berate her, leave tears staining her face. I do not leave her alone. I know she deserves more. I know I deserve more.”

— Michelle K., I Know I Deserve More. (via sadlittlewords)

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[chadgamer]

direct action

[shakugan-archive]

[parliamentaryinquiry]

Parents: why you wanna move so bad

Me: independence

Me in head: gettin a lizard

[ttrajeudi]

me: wants to be healthy and recovered 

also me: actively enjoys self destructive behaviour

[lannisterbaggins]

[aviewfrommercury-deactivated201]

I liked the part where the possums ate fruit

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

mlapmlapmlapmlapmlap

[toystory-hentai]

:V :| :V :| :V :P

[lapesce]

Nayyira Waheed