[uberthemeh]

By popular demand, heres my robot girl and doll girl yuri

[star-angel-selkie]

im so hungryyyyyy but i only have 35 dollars and my gfs need to eat too

[star-angel-selkie]

ca$happ venmo if u wanna buy us lunch :3

[star-angel-selkie]

... or dinner...

[captainstoril]

Been feeling her again by grindagoat

[dragongirlbunny]

weed gummies are such a fake sounding concept like yeah if you eat this piece of candy and wait an hour you'll suddenly become very easily entertained and airheaded and cuddly

[somethingsomethingwizard]

willy wonka creation

[meangirlnurse]

oh my god

[meangirlnurse]

[smallbabywerewolf]

[star-angel-selkie]

im so hungryyyyyy but i only have 35 dollars and my gfs need to eat too

[star-angel-selkie]

ca$happ venmo if u wanna buy us lunch :3

[star-angel-selkie]

... or dinner...

[judithchopsley]

just so we're clear:

SMG - Submissive Machine Gun LMG - Lesbian Machine Gun MMG - Masochist Machine Gun HMG - Homosexual Machine Gun GPMG - Gay-Pride Machine Gun

stay aware of this

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[copperisbald]

almost didnt post it cus i hated how it turned out but fuck it we ball lmao

[soup-mother]

Step back everyone. This post requires the delicate touch of an annoying gimmick blog

[divine-dragon]

Offering Declined: A cucumber, suddenly appearing behind one of the dragons shortly before they turn around (#884)

Kill.

[morrokei]

for myself, af has tired me out T_T

[vocalsynthtextposts]

the princess DEMANDS that you go buy her more sweets

[yamada-ryo]

Ive somehow discovered egg_irl and im absolutely hate how i relate to like 95% of the posts there

[yamada-ryo]

I genuinely fucking hate it because every single post hits the bullseye every single time

[yamada-ryo]

You fool. Idiot. Nincompoop. Why do you think that is.

[yamada-ryo]

2 years HRT.

Message to everyone: it gets better

[kayla-denker]

So there was this group of guys that walked past me, and one of these dudes says....

Did you, the reader, imagine a single one of them was a woman? No, obviously you didnt. No one does, because these are not gender-neutral terms.

[egberts]

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

[weavertenno]

"wire play is so weird it's basically like ripping out organs" yes and if i couldn't feel pain or die of blood loss/infection i would also moan if someone played with my organs. next question