I simp over idiots-
Idiot* singular because I know what youre talking about
No I meant idiots-
No-
Yes- I just simp for you the hardest
but what if I’m a jealous bitch?
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Not today Justin
YOU ARE THE REASON
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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$LAYYYTER
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@daymeo
I simp over idiots-
Idiot* singular because I know what youre talking about
No I meant idiots-
No-
Yes- I just simp for you the hardest
but what if I’m a jealous bitch?
I simp over idiots-
Idiot* singular because I know what youre talking about
No I meant idiots-
No-
my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:
me, holding up my cat: stinky
wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!
me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man
wife: No!!!!!!!!
my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat
wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims:
The wife:
The mom:
I t s b a c k
IS THIS THE ORIGINAL OMG
imagine your otp
@44-caliber-lxveletter WHAT YOU DID TO MY CAT!
PUNISHED FOR MISCELLANEOUS CRIMES
WHERE IS SHE A CRIMINAL?!
she just Dumbass!!
We not gonna talk about how the wife is ‘Waifu’ in the contacts shdjkssfhfhdh
THE OG POST
but if i don’t hyperfixate i’ll get depressed and die
*runs out of hyperfixations* oh god oh fuck *lies in bed feeling empty and useless for 48 hours*
*desperately digs through old hyperfixations* there must be SOMETHING
Part two
Y’all- I CANT
Time to find James a boyfriend so he can do the same-
BOY I WISH- I’m unlovable
I think @ari-above-the-rest has a different opinion-
Y’all- I CANT
Time to find James a boyfriend so he can do the same-
Question- is @demon-raven hotter than me?
@demon-raven is a 4/10, you are a 6/10, I am 10/10
Thank you Reese- I’ll take it
mmmm yes but YOU GYS ARE THE SAME
TEAM KI
@demon-raven AHAHAHHA TABLES ARE BEING TURNED
I don't like the light so i'll have to go with @demon-raven
TEAM ADAM
CAUSE TELL ME THIS ISN'T ADORABLE HE'S THE ONE IN BLACK
*too shy to show my face but is definitely hotter* @calamarikaminari @outro-him Yall know my face- HELP
KI YOU'RE A 15/10 SO CUTE
Thank you 🥺 I could never compare to your beauty tho-
No you're definitely better looking than me lol but thank you <3
You speak such lies my love <3
*jealousy intensifies* :(
I love you but where were you when my post was losing?
BOY- I didn’t even have an account but I think you’re the most beautiful person on the planet.
Question- is @demon-raven hotter than me?
@demon-raven is a 4/10, you are a 6/10, I am 10/10
Thank you Reese- I’ll take it
mmmm yes but YOU GYS ARE THE SAME
TEAM KI
@demon-raven AHAHAHHA TABLES ARE BEING TURNED
I don't like the light so i'll have to go with @demon-raven
TEAM ADAM
CAUSE TELL ME THIS ISN'T ADORABLE HE'S THE ONE IN BLACK
*too shy to show my face but is definitely hotter* @calamarikaminari @outro-him Yall know my face- HELP
KI YOU'RE A 15/10 SO CUTE
Thank you 🥺 I could never compare to your beauty tho-
No you're definitely better looking than me lol but thank you <3
You speak such lies my love <3
*jealousy intensifies* :(