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Mallory • INFJ • Photojournalist • Probably having an existential crisis • Support your local newspaper • ig/twitter @mallorythetiny

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

THE SIGNS AND THEIR PERSONALITIES

[thebootydiaries]

Stop Sign: Strict

Speed Limit Sign: Cautious

One Way Sign: Stubborn

Yield Sign: Shy

Keep Out Sign: Secretive

[dazedandreallyconfused]

Do you have a boyfriend?

[dazedandreallyconfused]

Are you taken?

I’d have to call Liam Neeson if I was and I really don’t want that for me. 

[dazedandreallyconfused]

How are you doing?

I’m at the point in quarantine where I’m yelling at my cat to get a job and stop freeloading.

[horrorscentral]

Normal cat: goes mrrrp?! after a single touch to their sleeping form

Stepan:

[gifdrome]

[jehovahhthickness]

Some of y’all never had a Paramore, Green Day, Simple Plan, AFI & My Chemical Romance phase and it shows!

[evolvingessence]

[twerklina]

[blessisafaggot-deactivated20230]

[glumshoe]

Sitting at a table with my hands folded in front of me and a placid expression on my face while an adult man passionately and incoherently argues with me while a female coworker hides a smirk behind her hand and winks at me is… an experience.

[hogwartsconsultingtimelady]

I’m glad you got to have such a quintessentially female experience. All of us have… a Look™️ we share when a man is blathering at one of us and thinks we should be hanging on every word.

[glumshoe]

I don’t think I can describe the look on his face when I explained that “logic" is a value-neutral system of getting from a premise to a conclusion, and that “stupid” human behaviors can still have consistent internal logic.

“There’s nothing logical about wearing jeans with holes in them!” he insisted.

“That depends,” I said. “Do you accept that wearing ‘fashionable’ clothing aids in securing social acceptance, and that ‘ripped-up jeans’ are generally regarded as fashionable? Then saying that ‘wearing ripped-up jeans helps gain social acceptance’ is logically sound, even if you and I both think that ripped-up jeans are tacky, or that this kind of social acceptance isn’t a desirable goal. Those are subjective opinions.”

He really didn’t like that. He also didn’t like when I told him that he cannot make a valid counterpoint to what I have to say if he interrupts me before I can say it.

[neurodivergent-crow]

My hero

[vassraptor]

You also win for having enough self control not asking him how he puts his legs into his jeans if they have no holes.

[yourbigsisnissi]

dating is supposed to be empowering. it’s supposed to make you feel good. it should be about two people, enthusiastically wanting to get to know each other and spend time together. it’s supposed to make you feel good and add joy and fun to your life

if talking to/dealing with/dating/getting to know a person isn’t like that, it’s probably a waste of time

[onlytwitterpics]

[gooeychewy]

I’m at mcdonalds and this little kid just took off his shoe and dumped all his fries into it ????????

[gooeychewy]

MY DUDE PUT THE SHOE BACK ON WITH THE FRIES IN IT

[gooeychewy]

Homie is walking out of the establishment with fry feet my dude

[geniusoflove]

thats ol’ salty shoes sam

[shelbytaylorexists]

“Don’t buy any Girl Scout cookies!!! They support pLANNED PARENTHOOD!!” me: 

[avatrashh]

Girl Scouts support planned parenthood? Y’all just doubled my order

[sunburnedglory]

Thought y'all would appreciate this ^-^ @mostlycatsmostly

[royalbelial]

When I die…

… plant catnip on my grave. I want to be visited by lots and lots of cats.

[neebedankt]

[kingelenaqueenme]

And this is how you set boundaries