the only valid form of cardio is riding dick
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the only valid form of cardio is riding dick
“No one can tell what goes on in between the person you were and the person you become. No one can chart that blue and lonely section of hell. There are no maps of the change. You just come out the other side. Or you don’t.”
— Stephen King, The Stand (via books-n-quotes)
I’m literally so tired of every fucking thing
When SZA said “lonely enough to let you treat me like this”
I heard that line & immediately went to my therapist
LOOOOOOOOOL
Lmfao
🎃 Just Waiting For Halloween 🎃
why tf do I get so emotional at night. who is this night bitch?? she needs to go to sleep.
this shit is gold
Life lessons.
hey quick question, how do straight people watch this?
with they dick hard
Men.com would be SHOOK
My man Jesus
What story is that?
Matthew 18:9
“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”
“Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!”
“Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?”
“wut”
“What?”
“Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”
“Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”
“Uh….”
“Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.”
He goes on for like several examples too.
“How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when…they’re dressin like that?”
“Cut it off.”
“wut”
“Cut it off. Your hand. If it’s a problem, stop having a hand.”
“wut”
“What”
“Did I fucking stutter?”
I love when people help me cut them off.
Thank you.
Attracted to men physically Repulsed by them emotionally
men’s loyalty to violence is disturbing. when women want a life free of abuse, assault, threat, & coercion, men’s first suggestion is “learn to fight back. learn to defend yourself”. i don’t want my life to be a fight. i don’t want to “prove myself” through inflicting pain & fear. i don’t find violence and physical conflict fulfilling or self-actualising. they’re exhausting & dehumanizing
Just sayin
What’s happened in Flint is a crime against humanity.
the wrong amazon is burning and the wrong ice is melting