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Peyton Abrams My names's up top, and I'm a sophomore at Wintergrove. I'm a Hockey player, a lesbian, and as of this moment I'm still trying to figure out what I wanna do... I'll figure it out soon enough. Feel free to ask me whatever you want, I don't bite.. Much.

[xthecaptainsnixtanax]

What is the plot?

[dazedconfusedpeyton]

Uh... It's one of those movies you just have to watch.

But like.. Have you not heard of Forrest Gump? Tom Hanks is in it.. He's amazing.

[anabelberries-blog]

I agree with this 120%, room buddy.

[dazedconfusedpeyton]

Good thing it's what we're watching tonight, huh room buddy.

[dazedconfusedpeyton]

I'm sorry but if you don't think Forrest Gump is an amazing movie you can get the fuck out.

[andersblevson-blog]

I would never tell a chick to do something like that. Even if they pissed me off— which you definitely didn’t. Oh man. But, Meet the Fockers is a good one. You should totally check it out. 

[dazedconfusedpeyton]

Good, I'm glad I didn't piss you off. Okay, sell it to me, what's it about?

[jimjacking-deactivated20150126]

I feel like death.

[dazedconfusedpeyton]

As long as you don't actually die, it'll be fine.

[thequinnfbray]

I can do that, for sure. Working as your Royal Secretary doesn’t seem too bad right now. Coffee with a gorgeous girl as a form of employment? Yes please. Go Homosexual Hierarchy!

[dazedconfusedpeyton]

I'm all for it as long as I get to take a beautiful girl to coffee all the time. How's 15 minutes from now sound for coffee?

[maxpux-deactivated20150302]

Who are you kidding Pey, I might be the the only person that actually does appreciate it. I mean personally, I’m hilarious- you’re like second best. But I think we could totally make some money off that.

[dazedconfusedpeyton]

I'm pretty sure that there are other people that appreciate my amazing humor. If anything we're tied wit first, at best I'm in first you're second by a long shot. I think that it's a great idea.

[thequinnfbray]

I like the sound of that. I’m pretty sure that’s what the first Royal secretary had to do. Basically, I do whatever you say, Your Highness.

[dazedconfusedpeyton]

Whatever I say? That's gonna be a tall order.. The first thing I'm gonna ask you to do is come get coffee with me.

[jamiekorporaal]

[dominantjax]

That’s not a boring story at all. In fact, I quite like it. I considering a tortoise to be my pet of choice, though I haven’t quite decided. Tell me, would you ever be willing to participate in tortoise races?

[dazedconfusedpeyton]

I would be. I've always wanted to see how fast Bucky is. Tortoises are fun but you have to be prepared to take care of them. 

[andersblevson-blog]

NO, NO, NO. I wasn’t telling you to choke on a dick. That’s what I would say to someone that said that to me. 

[dazedconfusedpeyton]

OH my bad. I like you a lot more than I did a minute ago. I'll use that next time, though I really hope there isn't a next time.

[thequinnfbray]

I’m totally down for being your royal adviser. I have no idea what one actually does, but I figure that’ll come with experience.

[dazedconfusedpeyton]

Me neither, but we can figure it out together.

[andersblevson-blog]

Have you ever seen Meet the Fockers? I always think about that movie whenever someone tosses that insult out there. Like, that’s fucking funny and not insulting at all. Choke on a dick. 

[dazedconfusedpeyton]

I haven't seen it... Also eh, dicks aren't really my thing, thanks anyways though.

[dominantjax]

It’s like a gamble, then? Interesting.

Do you have a cat yourself?

[dazedconfusedpeyton]

Pretty much. Chose the person and hope you chose right.

No, I begged my mom for pet. We weren't well off, so I was thinking something not totally expensive, maybe a shelter dog, or a fish or something but she came home to this really tiny ass turtle thing... Turns out the turtle was a tortoise and now I have Bucky the tortoise. He's also very big now, but I still love him... Sorry it's boring story, but I like telling it.

[talkwithgleeks-deactivated20240]

Well, I see I’ve managed to receive quite a few followers so far. Doesn’t really surprise me, to be quite honest. But for those of you that I don’t know, I’m Rachel Berry. And might I say you’ve picked the right person to follow, considering how big I’ll be once I’m on the Broadway stage, of course. I do hope everyone is having a great Saturday as well, weekends are the absolute best, especially when you have no homework to get done.

[dazedconfusedpeyton]

Sorry lil miss, to long didn't read. I'm Peyton.

[mvltis-deactivated20151009]

This may be the only thing I agree with on here.

[dazedconfusedpeyton]

Thanks, I'm pretty sure that means I've accomplished something with my life.

[koejeeryss]

Sounds juvenile.

[dazedconfusedpeyton]

The insult, you mean? It is, which is why the frats from the crappy fraternity are on their 5th and 6th years of college.