🐾Daizy🌀

weird little dog you may find on the side of the road who gets very attached to you after you pet me once

[dazedpuppy0o0]

Hiihiii !! This is my (maybe overdue I dunno) intro post !!

My name is Daizy ! I am an age and pet regressor, and that's what most of this account is !

Some of my interests are Bolt, Everybody's Worried About Owen, Pigeon Pit, Kimya Dawson, probably more I can't think of that I will add later !

Tags !!

daizy barks🐾🌀 - General text posts/talking

daizy whines🐾🌀 - minor venting/ranting/sad posts (though I probably won't have any superrr serious topics on here)

daizy bites🐾🌀 - image posts/memes

[dazedpuppy0o0]

Don't tell anyone but there's actually a magical spell to make me do things and all you have to do to perform it is say "Be a good puppy for me" but shhhhhh okay?

[dazedpuppy0o0]

Okay but like I'm literally just a puppy I'm actually just a little guy I'm actually just a sleepy little puppy and you have to be nice to me okay?

[dazedpuppy0o0]

"Use your words puppy" by that do you mean whine at you. Cuz that's the best you're getting. Sorry. That's all I can do, okay?

[dazedpuppy0o0]

"My puppy" Yeah yes mhm yep right yes yeah uh huh absolutely right yes me me btw thats me, okay?

[cardboard1canine]

guys i think i need to mention this, information below so i can go in detail

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow, mew, meow meow. meow meow meow, meow meow! meow meow meow meow meow. meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. meow. meow meow meow meow meow meow meow?? meow, meow.

TRANSLATION:

bark bark bark bark bark bark bark, bark, woof, bark bark. bark bark. bark, bark bark! bark bark bark bark bark. bark bark bark bark bark bark, bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark. bark. bark bark bark bark bark bark bark?? bark, bark.

[dazedpuppy0o0]

If I say "I'm sleepy" and you respond with any of the following we are getting married. Okay?

- "Sleepy puppy"/"My sleepy puppy"

- "Is it bedtime, pup?"

- "Do you want me to read you something puppy?"

- "I know puppy"

- "Poor puppy"/"My poor puppy"

- "Awh"/"Awww"

- "Yeah puppy?"

- "Are you pup?"

[dazedpuppy0o0]

Unfortunately I do want (and maybe need) a caregiver for my age/pet regression. Also unfortunately I fear asking for any help from anyone within the state. Unfortunately the only solution in my brain is to hide until I am a little bit less toddler/baby like.

[dazedpuppy0o0]

How does one hypothetically tell someone I want them to call me their pretty puppy without sounding weird and gay :( is that possible :(

[dazedpuppy0o0]

So the test results came back I'm actually diagnosed 100 percent good puppy :/ there is no cure but my management plan says I need lots of headpats and praise orrrr I dunno somethin bad happens

[dazedpuppy0o0]

Calling me a bad dog should be considered a crime punishable by,,,,

Uhhh

Hmmm

Uhhh

Having to say sorry and uhh calling me a good puppy?

Yeah that works

[dazedpuppy0o0]

Whines,,,, paws at you,,,, gnaws on your arm,,,, Whines,,,, paws at you,,,, gnaws on your arm,,,, Whines,,,, paws at you,,,, gnaws on your arm,,,, Whines,,,, paws at you,,,, gnaws on your-