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was hanging out with my mom, doing a puzzle when this happened and i needed to share

Mom: *hands me a piece* this one is all blue-y

Me: is it australian mate?

Mom: huh?

Me: bluey. the dog

Mom: oh, i dont know anything about bluey

Me: all i know is she's australian and has a family i think?

Mom: wait blueys australian???

Me: how can you call yourself a real bluey fan if-

Mom: i never said i was a bluey fan!

Me: -if you dont know where she lives??

Mom: SHE? BLUEYS A GIRL??

Me: HOW CAN YOU CALL YOURSELF A REAL BLUEY FAN IF YOU DONT KNOW SHES A GIRL???

Mom: I NEVER SAID I WAS A BLUEY FAN!!! DOES ANYONE IN THIS HOUSE EVEN WATCH BLUEY???

Me: not unless he has something to tell us *gestures to our dog*

Mom: bluey is a dog too right? or a coyote?

Me: A DOG SHES A DOG!!!!

Mom: OK OK JEEZ! does [brother] know about bluey?

Me: yes!

Mom: [bro] do you know who bluey is?

Bro: yeah

Mom: where does bluey live?

Bro: australia

Me: I TOLD YOU-

Mom: oh my god. and what gender is bluey?

Bro: a girl i think

Me: SEE?????

Mom: and what kind of animal is she?

Bro: A DOG?

Mom: *turns back to me, dumbfounded*

Me: seeeee? fake fan.

Mom: I NEVER SAID-

#daze yaps #long post #i love my family #but also my mom's not the most up-to-date with. anything really

is it normal to only idolize men

#digital art #my art #comic #my comic #comic art #mini comic #artists on tumblr #trans memes #transgender #transmasc #trans ftm #trans #trans pride #trans egg #lets play a game of how many tags until it’s annoying?#daze’s art #my sona #oc: daze

hey it's been a while! i was @/chibiisanii for quite a while but i kinda grew to hate it, and combined with not having the motivation to post for almost a year.... yeah it had to go. so, reintroduction time!

i'm daze (he/they) and im an artist, writer and professional fool. my main hyperfixations are genshin and star rail, vocaloid, tadc and my ocs. i dont know how often i'm gonna be posting, but hopefully more than the biannual thing i had before. and yeah idk how to end this but nice to meet everyone again :)

#intro post

A new song I wrote

I wrote a song! it’s called Dysphoria. it goes like this:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#transgender #gender dysphoria #trans memes

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