Pets I think Murder Drones characters would have
Probable names: Corvus, Midnight, Deathblood
It's an unconventional pet, but that's probably exactly why she has one. Also she thinks they're badass. She teaches it to steal shiny things and cause chaos.
Probable names: Biscuit, Pancake, Waffles
Easy one. He plays with it all the time, talks to it like it's a person, and lets it sleep on the bed (he probably sleeps on the floor). The dog treats him the same way he treats it.
Probable names: Knife, Butcher, Blade
She'd definitely get the type of cat that doesn't listen to anyone, knocks things over and attacks anything that moves, but also occasionally lays with you. She would pretend the cat just lives with her and deny any emotional attachment to it.
Probable names: Atlas, Cyrus, Jenson
J would want something obedient that can be trained to be useful. She would see it more like a utility than a companion. The dog would follow a very strict schedule and know several cues for each command. That said, J isn't cruel to it at all. Just strict.
Probable names: Worm, The Silly, Flesh Eater
From the outside, it'd look like Cyn has no idea how to take care of one, but she's actually incredibly meticulous with its care. She somehow understands what it's thinking. She would also be insistent that it's a worm.
Lizzy - American Fuzzy Lop
Probable names: Princess, Sparkles, Cupcake
Lizzy would wrap a pink bow around it (gently) and make it a social media account. She posts pictures of it eating carrots and captions it "girl's got standards", it gets 50k likes in three days. She talks to it the same exact way she posts about it.
Probable names: The Man. That's it. That's all he calls it.
I don't know why, I can just see him having the tiniest hamster, exclusively referring to it as "the man", calling it a "chill guy", and claims it knows how to skateboard.
Probable names: Hinge, Knob, Lock
He would say it's there to guard the door entrances and alert them of anything. When anyone asks why not just get a guard dog in that case, he just laughs. Nori becomes convinced it's their second child and constantly tells Uzi it's her sibling.