[dazzlingdhampir]

ill reply to nonDQ canon stuff probably after metro, im in a mad dash to get three costumes together between now and then, though i finally got all my supplies i think

[mae-rps]

Violence/Death themed ask memes/prompts

((Obviously, lots of trigger warnings here so please be careful - Violence tw, death tw, killing tw, physical abuse tw, blood tw))

[mae-rps]

“Is that blood?!”

“You didn’t have to kill them!”

“Your car is dented, who did you hit?!”

“I could always just kill them…”

“Why are your knuckles bruised?”

“Just go! I’ll clean up this mess.“ 

“You busted my lip!”

“You clean up, I’ll hide the body.”

“They deserved it.”

“Dont you dare hit me!“ 

“I liked killing them.”

“Oh God, there’s so much blood!“ 

“Don’t be a baby, I only kicked you in the balls.”

“Kill them! Go on!“ 

“Who gave you that black eye?!”

“They died happy at least." 

"Do you want me to hit you?!" 

"Get rid of them and I promise I’ll never bother you again." 

"I’ll kill you, I swear!" 

"They were trying to kill me! I had to defend myself!”

“I’ll kill every last one of them." 

"Ow! I think you’ve broken my arm!”

“I’ll fight beside you." 

"Are you burning a body?”

“I was protecting you!”

“Don’t be alarmed, but I may have just run a guy over.”

“Have you ever killed anyone before? Be truthful.”

“It was an accident!”

“Well, you should’ve thought about that before you hit them with your car!”

“Burn the body and lets go.”

“I’m glad they’re dead!”

“They’re not going to make it.”

“Don’t you dare die on me!”

“I had to do it.”

“I killed them so we can be together, don’t you see that?”

“I may or may not have a dead person in my basement.”

“I am sick of cleaning up your mess!”

[shittyrpstartersforpp]

Send me 'squish squish' for my muses reaction to yours coming over and squishing their cheeks.

- Submitted by anonymous.

[twilit-treaties]

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Hi. Y’chose a poor time if y’wanted a better greeting.

[dazzlingdhampir]

I Don’t Suppose You Would Entertain Me With Why

I Didnt Really Choose When I Would Be Greeted Or That I Would At All So It Seems Only Fair That I Dont Get To Pick An Optimal One

My Name Is Kanaya Maryam And Yours Is

???

[dazzlingdhampir]

starter ower,

[[you can like this post as well, if you want one too!]]

i owe two starters, which I will work on between these net like, four league games 

ooops 

rougecode & eightfoldedfangs

[dazzlingdhampir]

I Had To Leave My Chainsaw Behind

I’m A Bit...

I Miss Having Such A Reliable Weapon Available.

[dazzlingdhampir]

Like for a starter!!

[cruelcondescension-blog-blog]

Want to hear me say something in character?

Send an ask with Record: whatever you want me to say

and I’ll post it here

[xxmoved-blog]

memory meme.

[dazzlingdhampir]

past experiences help shape who we are currently, how we see the world. Send in a symbol and I’ll write a drabble of one of my muse’s memories. 

❥ — a childhood memory ♣ — a fading memory ✂ — a vivid memory ✖ — a repressed memory ✈ — an eye-opening memory ✤ — a memory that involves romance/love ☤ — a memory of death/loss ✍ — a memory of their mother ☽ — a memory of their father ♘ -- a memory of their sibling(s) ✌ — a memory of a relative ↕ — a memory that may or may not have happened ♚ — a memory of something paranormal ✓ — a sexual memory ♬ — a friend/best friend memory

[dazzlingdhampir]

Spell out your name in my ask

A. WHY MY LAST RELATIONSHIP ENDED.

B. FAVORITE BAND.

C. WHO I LIKE AND WHY I LIKE THEM.

D. HARDEST THING I’VE EVER BEEN THROUGH.

E. MY BEST FRIEND.

F. MY FAVOURITE MOVIE.

G. SEXUAL ORIENTATION.

H. DO I SMOKE/DRINK?

I. HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS?

J. WHAT I WANT TO BE WHEN I GET OLDER.

K. RELATIONSHIP WITH MY PARENTS.

L. ONE OF MY INSECURITIES.

M. VIRGIN OR NOT?

N. FAVOURITE PLACE TO SHOP AT?

O. MY EYE COLOUR.

P. WHY I HATE SCHOOL.

Q. RELATIONSHIP STATUS AS OF RIGHT NOW.

R. FAVOURITE SONG AT THE MOMENT.

S. A RANDOM FACT ABOUT MYSELF.

T. AGE I GET MISTAKEN FOR.

U. WHERE I WANT TO BE RIGHT NOW.

V. LAST TIME I CRIED.

W. CONCERTS I’VE BEEN TO.

X. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF (…)?

Y. DO YOU WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE.

Z. HOW ARE YOU?

Æ. CAT OR DOG?

Ø. FAVOURITE CANDY?

Å. LAST PERSON YOU KISSED?

[dazzlingdhampir]

Directions & A Name

[mirthfulwarlock]

This of course had happened before. Something moved or shuffled or he dropped his weight too far in one direction, he ended up on the floor, and then cords went flying everywhere. Nothing new here. Except one thing.

“Vampire?“ That was definitely new. Through his mess of cables and appliances he could see just her head. She didn’t look like a vampire. At least none of the ones he had met before. His demon must be mistaken there was no way this girl was a vampire. She looked like a lost kid. Which was a very hypocritical deduction on his part.

“Nothin much. I was checking my email and writing on a blog. Of course it’s probably safe.“ Her next question had him breaking into a small grin and glancing towards the few demons in his service. Two of them looked ready to tussle, or what a lesser demon that barely came up to his waist could pull off as looking ready for anything.

His sensor demon was still behind him and the one being used as a power source was pulling off power clamps by the second. “You could say that. I mean they’re probably demons. You do know where you are right?“ Her next words threw him off. He frowned. “Now who told you I was Kurloz.“ Porrim? That had been one of Kurloz’s friends. Gamzee had never met her, just heard stories from the Ol’Warlock.

[dazzlingdhampir]

“My sister. She went missing, kind of. She left a note?” Kanaya pulls the worn paper from her pocket, the deep creases showing how often she’s opened and closed it over time. “I’m just assuming you’re Kurloz. I’m sorry. She only left coordinates and a name. I didn’t know what to do, really.”

“That brings me to another concern- Even if you intend to send me on my way, would it be okay for me to at least stay the night here?” She makes a face when she says it. Porrim had told her stories, not enough to know really how the two interacted, but enough to know Kurloz was at the very least a good person. Thoough questionable in his methods sometimes. 

She waved a hand, dismissing a thought. “Look,” she says carefully, “I’ve been dealing with rather unsavory characters lately.” Literally. Bums are not very appetizing.

She also esperatly hoped that the demon pulling cables off itself wasn’t doing so to be able to engage. She’d had to leave her chainsaw behind, and she sorely missed it. She’d managed to pick up a knife or two in her travel, but she doubted her ability to fight right now- esppecially being weakned by not truly being invited into the home.  “I mean you absolutely no harm, and should you allow me to stay, I an assist you in any endeavors a vampire can assist with- I esecially excel in gardening and sewing. Including sewing of the medical variety.”

She tucks the note back into her pants, and splays her empty hands in front of her. “I can also remove any weaponry I have and place them somewhere, shuld you wish.” She wasn’t sure she would remove everything, since she would also want to be on the lookout- something might have followed her, she was too tired to notice at this point.

[dazzlingdhampir]

Directions & A Name

[mirthfulwarlock]

Gamzee Makara found himself plopped down at a desk that had been dragged down to the first floor. Positioned around it where various appliances that looked like they had been strung together via power cables by a twelve year-old. Three small demons and one very pissed one where nearby.

Power, that’s what he had come to the Demon House for. However, he had no idea how to access any of the energy stored in it, nor could he find out where the damned plug outlets where. So his maze of power cables led back to a single generator, which was then attached via gator cables to the small, pissed off looking demon.

Somehow this madness was working and his laptop was charged. So when the door bell rang (he didn’t even know the house had a door bell), the sudden ring made him jump, falling out of his chair and ripping multiple precariously laid cords from their jury-rigged outlets.

One of three demons hopped up and moved to the door, it was a seeker, a demon that found it’s key ability on being able to define other demons and mythos. The door to the demon house slid open as it approached and a tiny warble of a screech emitted from it. For those not proficient in ohfuckimgoing to die speech, the common language choice of lesser demons, it attempted to shout “Vampire!” before scurrying back to Gamzee and attempting to help him out of the mess of cords.

With the front door open anyone standing outside of it would get a good view of a enormous room, with only the mess of cables, appliances, and demons in the middle. Along the walls were several lightly glowing runes, one of which was very dark and had a hand print on it.

[dazzlingdhampir]

Kanaya wanted to run. Honestly, she wanted to run screaming. She had reason to believe the not wan’t from her sister- no no. Porrim left it for her, she had to believe that. Porrim wouldn't tell her to go somewhere she would die. Besides, she had been doing an awful lot of running. 

Whatever that thing had been, it had said something. So it was sentient, and the door had opened. She could take that as an invitation. Still, that clearly wasn’t Kurloz- or she hope so at least. So she politely only stepped into the entryway, and then froze completely. She’d been thinking, not actually paying attention, and she was not expecting to see....

“What the hell are you doing? Is that safe? That doesn’t look safe- though you probably know what you’re doing I hope.” She takes a few steps before stopping, “Are those demons?  I wasn’t sure before but. Hmm.” She pronounces each word carefully, completely unsure if she should help or stay where she was. “Uhm. My sister told me to come here. You remember Porrim, right Kurloz?” She mentally crosses her fingers and hopes.

[dazzlingdhampir]

Directions & A Name

Porrim left her directions. It was rude, and very unlike Porrim, but Kanaya figured there was good reason. She’d gotten some travel-appropriate clothing on, and found her sister’s backpack loaded up with a not on it.

She’d been left a set of directions and a name. It was Porrim’s handwriting, and still smelled like her perfume, so she trusted it. Kanaya didn’t see any reason to stay where she was, so she packed her laptop and its trimmings into the bag as well- since Porrim had either forgotten it or left space. Though Kanaya assumed it was the latter.

It was a long trek, taking a few weeks at least. She didn’t have to sleep much anymore, but it was still slow going. She would stop occasionally to find a meal- or a convenient vagrant- or to charge her laptop to check and see if she’d gotten a message from her sister.

Eventually, she stood in from of the Demon House. Kanaya, honestly, at this point didn’t even care who Kurloz was. She wanted to see Porrim again, and she wanted a bath. Not necessarily in that order though. She hesitated a ew times before finally knocking on, what she hoped was, a front door.