platypus

Name's Perry. I'm homoromantic (note, not homosexual). I'm normally a happy guy who tends to be on the shy side. #single #cuddles #michigan

[cursedcatimages]

[thepoetryofmaterialthings]

[gonebynow]

I have this planner with these absolutely ridiculous pages with like “motivational” quotes on them that are just these bullshit things like “Let your heart sing” and “Always believe in your dreams”

and like that’s always struck me as such meaningless bullshit, I’ve always hated those. They’ve never had that element that truly motivates me.

So, I took matters into my own hands and I made my own artsy motivational wallpapers. Enjoy.

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

have i seriously lived long enough to experience the resurgence of demotivational posters’s natural evolution into shitposting motivationals

[shielddeputydirector]

//I am so glad I’ve lived to see this day. Demotivational Posters were my jam, and I’m glad they’re coming back around//

[aweirdintrovert-deactivated2018]

Hermione Granger SNAPPED (x)

[chubbythecorgi]

[you-are-another-me]

[dbdii407]

He's lying, don't listen to him. He's one of those hippy guys. Your potential only goes as far as your current coffee supply will let you.

[melonmemes]

The spirit of a Generation

[miracu-less]

You’ve gone too far.

[sonofthetainted-blog]

[dbdii407]

I decided to crochet a blanket... which will take a WHILE. But this is where I'm at right now.

[dbdii407]

I farted in my roommate’s room and she’s not happy.

🤣

[dbdii407]

Don't eat all this at once...

[dbdii407]

I farted in my roommate's room and she's not happy.

🤣

[dbdii407]

[megaceros]

[transcendentaleclipse]

@dbdii407

[longanimals]

[transcendentaleclipse]

@dbdii407

[sarahseeandersen]

[dbdii407]

I haven't posted on here for a while...

I've been messaging (texting) this guy now for a while that I discovered on Tinder... He's pretty cool.. :3

[theoreocat]

My Fluffy Valentine❤️

[shencomix]