Make a life worthy of a movie.

Organized chaos in ze mitten over hell. Daniel. He/Him/They/Them/It/God/Everything/Nothing. Genie of the bong. Kinda hippie, kinda gypsie, kind of a loser. INTP. I like dick and am rarely so much as swayed by pussy.. lest it have fur and a tail =(^w^)= meow. Sticky balds are kinda weird.

[sonofthetainted-blog]

[helloiamdepressed]

[antiandrogen]

mood

[suck-mein-pokeballs]

I’ve been in Tumblr long enough to go from the girl to the old man

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

[woodmeat]

Can i have some pussy please

[7mangoes]

damn u always asking for something….HERE

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

@Staff  you seeing this shit right here

[theafterglow-nye]

[sonofthetainted-blog]

Happy 4th of July geeks!

[sonofthetainted-blog]

[unclefather]

*having sex with the lights off*

person: i can’t find the hole

me: 

[wapowski-deactivated20190723]

delete that

[unclefather]

[karazrel]

marvel execs are calling in the assassins as we speak

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

andrew garfield, air lifting tom holland out of his home to take him where all spider-men go after evading micheal mouse’s assassins: come with me if you want to win a tony

[yourplayersaidwhat]

"Can I...wait, am I allowed to have feelings?"

–our vampire dwarf, still unsure how D&D works

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

I love when faggots join the military... u gonna say "wig" when u step on a landmine??

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

me shooting civilians in a country i have no business being in: yes gawd honey!

[sonofthetainted-blog]

It’s about 10 degrees cooler in this shade

[sonofthetainted-blog]

Sometimes it be like that 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️😂😂

D.Va is bae 💚💚

[spellcore]

ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

[randyliedtke]

Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.

[stillhereunfortunately]

but why

[xbox420-deactivated20141118]

is this the softcore version of fuck the police

[sonofthetainted-blog]

[sonofthetainted-blog]

[pickleston]