Detroit Become Human Headcanons!

A blog which collects and accepts headcanons for ALL characters that are in Detroit: Become Human. Open for headcanon requests/submissions!

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Nines: Stop acting like a child, Dectective!

Gavin: I'm NOT ACTING!

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Gavin got fired from McDonald’s when he was a teenager for attempting to climb up onto the roof and ‘hit a massive dab’.

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The Chloes view Kamski like a cat- an absolutely feral bastard- in looks and behaviour.

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So I’ve actually logged in to tumblr for the first time in like forever. And this blog is still getting notes?? Like I’m honestly surprised. I’m tempted to actually revive it--

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Kamski’s red pool is actually Koolaid not water.

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Elijah didn’t have braces as a child, rather he had to suffer through them during his late twenties.

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What are the most cursed ships you know/ have heard about?

- leo x anyone (usually its kamski? i can’t stand it. nothing against people that like it i just. ugh don’t make me see leo)- connor x sumo (there’s a fic)- connor x coin- connor x laptop (there’s a fic)- connor x deviant toaster (there’s a fic)- hank x kamski fuck or die (this is my fault)- anything with fowler

personally i started simon x captain allen as a crack ship with @norchloe but then @joliemariella actually fell in love with it and is producing content

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you forgot markus and the polar bear

also,there’s a fic for connor/coin

there’s also kamski/lightning mcqueen and hank/twilight sparkle (with fics!)

and the toaster in the connor fic is the reader

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This isn’t necessarily a ship but I saw a Connor the Tank Engine crack smut fic in someone’s bookmarks–

It was a HankCon fic–

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You know what at this point I’m not even surprised anymore

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-GAVBOT X MY LAPTOP because my laptop’s LED goes (blue=all good, orange=not so good, red=fuck,fuck FUCK ABORT MISSION) 

- Gavin Reed’s superpower is the ability to communicate with bugs whilst they’re horny.

-Cannibal!carl…. enough said.

Connor X Something:

- Connor x Gavin but Gavin’s a table and Connor’s a table.

- Connor having a dust kink.

- Connor airing his dirty laundry and then doing the dirty with a washing machcine.

- Connor x coffee machine.

- Connor x keyboard.

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I

I forgot about these

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Long story but I’m way too versed in weird DBH fics.

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Headcannon for Elijah kamski he is asexual his relationship with the Chloe’s is platonic

I’ll take three of these~!

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Pigeons are a bird species seen in Detroit: Become Human. Deriving from the Rock Dove, the domesticated or urban pigeon can weigh on average between 0.3 and 0.5 kilos and have a lifespan of 5 to 10 years.

Thought you might like to know that there’s a page devoted to pigeons in the DBH wiki with this fucker staring at you.

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Hank ends up in New York City and gets triggered by all of the pigeons there

OKAY BUT LISTEN. SOMETHING BAD HAPPENED TO HANK DURING HIS CHILDHOOD, LIKE BITTEN IN THE BALLS BY A GOOSE BAD OR HAVING A PIGEON SHIT ON  HIS FACE BAD. 

Like, we can’t even begin to imagine the horrors he must have faced. 

Fun fact: During ‘the Nest’ the pigeons were replaced by Connors as a joke.

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Gavin Reed has two modes: Being unable to open a childproof pill bottle and solving complex mathematical equations whilst simultaneously playing minesweeper and reading Harry Potter for the 30th time.

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So Gavin is a:

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Hank takes Connor to a petting zoo and Connor tries to steal all of the animals.

T H I S

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What do you guys think of me hosting a big bang for DBH?

I don’t have any plans for what the minimums for word count or art will be at the moment.  For those that don’t know, a big bang is when you have to write a fanfic over a certain word count and an artist will make artworks based off of it (not all big bangs include art but I want to).

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Gavin Reed has two modes: Being unable to open a childproof pill bottle and solving complex mathematical equations whilst simultaneously playing minesweeper and reading Harry Potter for the 30th time.

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I was wondering why Hank got Sumo and:

It’s for the casket that he can keep brandy in. Obviously.

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I WAS RESEARCHING ST. BERNARDS OUT OF BOREDOM AND

This was on the wikipedia page. 

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QUESTION OF THE DAY

Why do y’all write Gavin as ‘short’? He’s actually not short, not by far. 

Though he is insecure about his height because apparently in America you’re invalid if you’re not the size of a sky scraper.

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I have the solution: Gavin Reed is so filled with rage that we can’t think of him being anything other than short.

Because we all want him to be a little ball of rage.