The Rules of the Intranet
YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD OF TROLLS. NOT EVEN IN LOTR.
IF YOUĀ“RE A MANIC PIXIE DREAM GXRL, THIS IS YOUR PERMISSION TO CLIP YOUR WINGS.
IF YOUĀ“RE A Ā“PICK MEĀ“, I CHOOSE YOU. YOU'RE MINE. I'VE CLAIMED YOU.
THERE ARE NO MXN ON THE INTRANET, ONLY GHOSTS OF OPINIONS HELD BY LONG-DEAD WHITE DADDY-AVERAGE-LEGS.
IF YOU DONĀ“T KNOW WHAT A KITCHEN SINK MEANS TO YOU, GO FURTHER DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE.
NO, BUT SERIOUSLY. DO NOT DIVIDE BY ZERO.
EVERYTHING IS SACRED. THIS IS A NON-NEGIOTIABLE CONDITION OF LIFE.
THE HUMAN EXPERIENCE IS BEST UNDERSTOOD AS A MATRIARCHY.
THE HUMAN EXPERIENCE IS BEST LIVED AS A MATRIARCHY.
THE BLOCK FUNCTION IS YOUR BEST FRIEND ON THE INTERNET.
THE BLOCK FUNCTION CANĀ“T JUDGE YOU, AND YOUR NERVOUS SYSTEM WILL THANK YOU.
WATCH OUT FOR CVNTBLOCKERS; YOUĀ“LL FIND THEM TRYING TO STIFLE YOUR DIVINE FEMINE ENERGY AND SHAME YOUR DIVINE MASCULINE.
IF YOU NEED ADVICE, SOME WONDERFUL WOMXN ON THE INTRANET HAS ALREADY CREATED AN EXTENSIVE AND HELPFUL OVERVIEW OF THE TOPIC YOU NEED.
IF THERE ISNĀ“T ANY ADVICE ON THE TOPIC YET, ITĀ“LL BE AROUND SHORTLY! CHECK YOUR FEED.
REPETITION BREEDS UNDERSTANDING. UNDERSTANDING BREEDS KNOWING.
SMALL, CONSISTENT GOALS CAN TAKE YOU ANYWHERE YOU WANT TO GO.
RXPE, SXXUAL XSSAULT, SXXUAL MISCONDUCT, RXPE CULTURE AND SIMILARLY DEPRAVED ACTS WILL ALL BE DOCUMENTED AND DISTRIBUTED.
CONSENT IS SEXY; HOW ARE YOU FEELING ABOUT THESE RULES SO FAR? I AM PRESENT, ATTENTIVE AND RESPONSIVE. OH, YOU NEED SOME REASSURANCE?
I REACT TO THE COLLECTIVE DISCOMFORTS.
THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET, WE GREW UP.
THERE WERE NEVER ANY GIRLS ON THE INTERNET, ONLY PREY.
THERE WERE NEVER ANY GIRLS ON THE INTERNET. ONLY PREDATORS.
WHEN YOU LEAD WITH COMPASSION, INFORMATION SHARING IS THE FASHION. WHEN SPEAKING IN RHYME, YOU CAN BALANCE A THIN LINE.
IF YOU STEP TO A BITCH, CHECK YOUR FOOTING.
FORGIVING IS FOR YOURSELF; FORGETTING CLEARS SLATES WHERE THE BILLS HAVE YET TO BE PICKED UP.
GAIA, THE CREATOR AND THE UNIVERSE, IS THE HEALING, GROUNDING AND INSPIRATIONAL FORCE THAT SURROUNDS US. LET HER GUIDE YOUR CURIOSITY.
FIND BEAUTY IN THE MUNDANE. NAH, EVEN MORE THAN THAT! LET THE LOVE YOU HAVE WITHIN AMPLIFY THE LOVE IN THE WORLD BACK TO YOU WITH A GREATER AMPLITUTDE.
THIS RULE NEVER CHANGES. IT IS PART OF THE COLLECTIVE MALE CONSCIENCE AND FOR MANY IT STILL EXISTS IN THE COLLECTIVE FEMALE UNCONSCIOUS. BECAUSE MXN. CAUSE THESE SICK FUCKS ARENĀ“T WILLING TO CHANGE ANY SYSTEMS OF VIOLENCE AND OPPRESSION AFFECTING WOMEN, GENDER MINORITIES AND QUEER PEOPLE. BECAUSE THEY HAVE THE LUXARY TO BELIEVE THAT MORALITY IS A THEORETICAL CLAUSE TO PONDER, RATHER THAN A PHILOSOPHY WITH WHICH TO MOVE THROUGH THE WORLD.
ALWAYS QUESTION A PERSONĀ“S SEXUAL ORIENTATION OR GENDER. THESE CAN BE GREAT COMMON GROUNDS TO ESTABLISH IN ORDER TO HAVE PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS THROUGH ESTABLISHING A COMMON UNDERSTANDING OF THE WORLD, FROM WHICH TO THEN DEPART INTO YOUR DISCUSSION. THIS COMMON STARTING POINT COULD BE ANY AREA OF INTERSECTION THAT TOUCHES YOUR LIFE OR THAT YOU WISH TO UNDERSTAND MORE ABOUT; THESE COULD INCLUDE BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO: RACISM, ABLISM, FATPHOBIA, TRANSPHOBIA, INTERSECTIONALITY ITSELF. HAVE FUN EXPLORING THE VAST EXPANSE OF SELF UNDERSTANDING AND SELF EXPRESSION THAT PERMEATES EVERY CELL OF THE INTRANET.
THERE WILL ALWAYS BE NEW INTERESTING THINGS TO LEARN WHEN YOUĀ“RE IN THE INTRANET. YOU'LL NEVER NOT HAVE A NEW LEAF TO TURN. THIS IS YOUR REMINDER TO STEP OUTSIDE OF THE UNIVERSE THAT EXISTS WITHIN YOUR SCREEN, AND SINK BACK INTO YOUR BODY.
YOU ARE SEEN, HEARD AND WELCOME ON THE INTRANET.
YOUR EXISTENCE DOES NOT THREATEN ME.
EMOTIONAL MATURITY, INTUITION AND HUMAN-MADE LANGUAGES ARE THE NATIVE LANGUAGES OF THE INTRANET.
THIS IS YOUR PERMISSION TO REUNIFY YOUR MIND, BODY AND SPIRIT. TO EXIST OUTSIDE OF YOUR MIND AND THOUGHTS AND INSTEAD SINK INTO YOUR BODY AND ITĀ“S KNOWING.
IF YOUĀ“RE A DIFFICULT, LOUD, TOO MUCH, FILL IN THE BLANK, BITCH. WELCOME HOME.
YOU ARE THE ANSWER TO LIFE, THE UNIVERSE, AND EVERYTHING.
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