Today we’re talking about Jared’s amazing inability to censor himself when he’s with Jensen. And likewise we’re also showcasing Jensen’s epic reactions during those moments. 😘
Jensen: “I went in [the hole] pretty quick-”
Jared: “Like you always do.”
THIS NONVERBAL CONVERSATION BETWEEN THE JS THAT IS THE MOST UNSUBTLE THING IN EXISTENCE:
Jensen (about Vaseline): “You never know when you might need to get out of a tight situation.”
Jared: “-or into a tight…” *AHEM* (ass)
^ that tiiiiny little smirk right at the end, hehe
Jensen: *talks about going in the hole*
Jared: *has too many vivid imaginings to be able to control himself*
Jensen: *SMIRKS AND NODS AND STARES SEXILY AT JARED*
Jared (leaning in to insinuate this directly into Jensen’s ear): “Sam would definitely be a tight end…” tehehe giggle giggle flirt flirt
Jensen: *tries SO HARD not to react and fails miserably, much to Jared’s dirty delight*
Jared (about Jensen): “He only bites once or twice…” smirky smirky flirty
Jensen (who definitely bites a lot more than that, and we all know it):
Jared: *reveals the fact that he sleeps naked*
Jensen: *tries to act like this is new information to him*
Jared: *ruins that immediately by calling Jensen out on his bullshit*
(also Jensen: listen…I try, okay? But what the hell can I do when he’s just out here telling the whole world that I know he sleeps in the nude?? And it’s definitely NOT because I make him sleep like that, okay? He is his own man. So just…shhhh…)
Jensen: *while trying to talk about props inside pants* “-and there was this huge-”
Jared: *instantaneously loses all chill*
(also Jared: the fatal error, Jensen, just so you know, was that while the topic was the inside of your pants, you chose to then bring up the huuuuge thing inside your pants…and don’t you know by now that I cannot publicly handle that kind of mental image?? So…this was your fault…)
Jensen (who definitely knows exactly what he did and loves every second of it): *MORE BLATANT SMIRKING AND STARING AND FLIRTING AND NECESSARY TOUCHING*
OH MY GOD YOU TWO, WHAT ON EARTH?? 🤣
