Dbzdude666

Ssssshhhh i'm meant to be doing homework

[aliiiiiiice]

sorry guys, the plinko is blocked

[filmnoirsbian]

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

[filmnoirsbian]

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

gshsjb

[glasg0wned]

[jaubaius]

This is so beautiful and took a lot of patience!!! ✊

[virgomoon-deactivated20240514]

this is actually my favorite comment ever from tiktok

[taken-for-pomegranted]

Same energy:

[girlmostlikely]

Queen

[thescottishcomrade]

This is what captain Tom fought for

[foulserpent]

he says this totally unprompted too

[unclefather]

top 10 things to happen before a tornado blowjob

[kendallroy-deactivated20210425]

this moment has lived rent free in my head for four straight years.

[bonze-rider]

[wizardpotions]

cave dwelling girls make do

[nastyspells]

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

I was gonna reblog this for natural beauty and now it’s a struggle

[autisticexpression]

This website really is a lot sometimes

[yimmypee]

I learned that one of my relatives was directly responsible for spreading christianity to korea. Sorry about that. But, at least he wasn't caothlic!

you seem nice but this is for the 12 years of my childhood that my gay ass spent attending church 3 days a week. perish bitch

[yimmypee]

anon turn your fucking location on. i just want to talk.

[yimmypee]

THIS GUY JUST SENT ME FUCKING $30 SDJKFSK;LDFJSDL;FJSDLFJSKLDFVJSVNDS;LKVJDLKFGVJDLKGMNFDKLGJDLKFG REPARATIONS FOR EVANGELISM D,SFJSKLDFKSLDFNSJKDFGKJSG

[yimmypee]

no white ally will ever top this level of solidarity

[gif87a-com]

[lovej0ys-deactivated20240212]

[eclecticmasterpiece]

So she just wanted to cause problems huh

[punkrock-bottom]

[coolxatu]

hey do you guys remember when hitting the new post button took you to an entirely different page

[coolxatu]

[freelancedumbass]

[anyataylorjoys]

The Matrix 1999 | dir. The Wachowskis

[princeofsparkles]

[cleopatronising]

[duncebento]

heyyy