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Janaina Medeiros
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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NASA
Monterey Bay Aquarium
we're not kids anymore.
Show & Tell
i don't do bad sauce passes

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Game of Thrones Daily
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@dcanyousnop
Drag queen
This is humor right here.
Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u
Three seconds or more, it’s on.
I AM 1,000% ALL ABOUT FARM MEMES
I like my women curvy. lots and lots of curves. so many curves. maybe even a spiral shape. with ketchup. my ideal woman is actually curly fry.
Having trouble breaking up with someone??? 1. Lean in for a kiss 2. Stop before your lips touch theirs 3. Say “Oh ________, if only there was someone who loved you” 4. Walk away and let them die
attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs
Skype Messages - [11:20:59 PM]
One day, whether you are 14, 28 or 65 you will stumble upon someone who will start a fire in you that cannot die. However, the saddest, most awful truth you will ever come to find–– is they are not always with whom we spend our lives.
Beau Taplin, “The Awful Truth” (via oklacoma)
i don’t wanna be famous for the fame i wanna be famous so i can meet other famous people
OMG MY 17 YEAR OLD COUSIN HAS A BUNCH OF HIS FRIENDS OVER RIGHT NOW AND I COULD HEAR THEM LISTENING TO FERGALICIOUS AND SINGING SO I BANGED ON THE WALL AND SHOUTED “I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS” AND THEN ONE OF THEM GOES “SHIT WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SHE WAS HOME” AND THEN ANOTHER ONE WAS LIKE “NO ITS A PART OF OUR VIDEO GAME” AND THEN ANOTHER ONE SHOUTS “DUDE WHY THE FUCK WOULD FERGALICIOUS BE IN A VIDEO GAME” IM CRYING
you never really know someone until you talk to them at 4 am
It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.