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[dcilies]

ind. pri. sel. rp blog for UNCLE NIGEL of THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR. a study in UNCLEHOOD, FAVORITISM, PLAYING DUMB, THE OLD SPY GAME, DOILIES, and RUBBISH FOR THE RUSE.

as penned by dan / sideblog to @lunaoritur

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[zachrp]

ᝰ🚬 𝚉𝙰𝙲𝙷𝚁𝙿 .ᐟ RANDOM INSTIGATIVE PROMPTS. CHANGE ANY PRONOUNS IF NECESSARY. SOME MATURE THEMES MAY BE PRESENT.

you really don't hear yourself when you talk, do you?

i don't know who you think you are, but it's not impressive.

you love playing the victim when it's convenient.

don't look at me like that. you made this choice.

you always say that, and it's never true.

i'm tired of pretending you don't know exactly what you're doing.

funny how it's always someone else's fault.

you don't get credit for almost doing the right thing.

i trusted you, and that was my mistake.

you don't listen, you just wait for your turn to talk.

say it again, slower this time, maybe you'll hear how stupid it sounds.

you don't get to rewrite what happened just because it hurts.

you're not misunderstood, you're just wrong.

i don't owe you patience.

you love control more than you love honesty.

stop acting so surprised, this was always coming.

you really think that excuses what you did?

you don't get to be angry about consequences.

i expected better from you, and that's on me.

you're exhausting, and it's not charming anymore.

every apology you give sounds rehearsed.

you only care when it affects you.

you don't actually want the truth, you want validation.

don't pretend this is about concern.

you cross lines and call it curiosity.

you never ask how i feel, you just assume.

you're cruel when you're cornered.

i see right through the act.

you confuse confidence with arrogance.

you just don't know when to stop.

you keep pushing until something breaks.

you don't get to play innocent here.

you really thought i wouldn't notice?

you always need an audience.

i don't recognize you when you're like this.

you're not brave, you're reckless.

you say you're honest, but you're just mean.

you enjoy this more than you admit.

don't flatter yourself, i stopped believing you a long time ago.

you don't fight fair, you fight to win.

you're not protecting yourself, you're attacking me.

you keep confusing silence for forgiveness.

why do you make everything a competition?

you don't get to decide what hurts me.

you act like being hurt gives you permission.

you only hear what supports your narrative.

you don't respect boundaries, you tolerate them.

you always push until i snap.

is this the part where i'm supposed to feel sorry for you?

you keep calling it honesty like that makes it noble.

you enjoy being cruel when you think you're justified.

you've been waiting to say that, haven't you?

i know you always choose pride over people.

you don't know how to back down.

you don't listen when the answer isn't what you want.

you treat everyone like they're disposable.

after what you did, you don't get to talk about loyalty.

you always take more than you give.

you never stop to think who gets hurt.

you only care when you're exposed.

you don't know how to sit with discomfort.

you poke until something bleeds.

you love being right more than being kind.

you don't know when enough is enough.

you keep digging and wonder why you're alone.

you don't see people, you see leverage.

no, you don't get to speak for me.

you twist everything until it suits you.

you don't actually care about the truth.

you always need the last word.

you don't know how to be gentle.

you don't care who you hurt if it proves a point.

stop calling it honesty like it absolves you of anything.

you don't know how to lose gracefully.

you don't fight fair, you fight dirty.

you make everything personal.

you don't know how to let things go.

the truth is, you just enjoy tearing people down.

you don't care how this affects anyone else.

how convenient, you only show empathy when it benefits you.

you don't see how far you've crossed the line.

you always think you're justified.

you don't know how to stop hurting people.

don't act like you actually want answers.

you always think you're the smartest one in the room.

you care about winning.

you don't fight for resolution. you fight to hurt and you know it.

[notmorbid]

the people we keep.

dialogue prompts from the people we keep by allison larkin.

if you know the ropes, it's your job to teach them.

i don't want to leave. i don't want it to be over.

you're the real deal. you're the whole package.

play up what you got: that's the secret.

i'm proud of you, kiddo.

school should teach you useful stuff. like how to fight with the power company when your bill is wrong.

how do you watch this stuff?

you snore like a cartoon.

the suspense is making me crazy.

i've never heard you curse.

i was hoping we could sit down and have a talk.

we haven't really gotten off to the best start.

i'll never belong the way you do.

you don't see me how everyone else does.

i don't have the energy to play these damn games.

cars start much easier when you have the key.

oh, [name]. what did you do?

i just don't see the point of telling it any other way than how it is.

long hair is like carrying a hiding place with you everywhere you go.

i don't know what 'agnostic' means. it sounds like some weird sex thing.

you're making me prematurely grey.

promise you'll call me.

_____. that's your name, right?

i know what it's like to be your age. i wouldn't go back if you paid me.

you look like an old-timey movie star.

i feel like a doll in a display case.

you don't have to tell me. i won't ask.

good night. come get me if you need anything.

don't leave. i'm making pancakes.

are we having a moment?

you've already done a lot for me.

it feels like we're playing house.

i wish this were actually what life is like.

i don't think i've talked so much to anyone, ever.

i've never spent the night with anyone before.

i wonder if sleeping is something i could learn to do.

when god made you, he gave you too many funny bones.

i'm right as rain. safe as houses.

thank you for being someone i could tell.

we all have our weepy wine nights. it's what makes us human.

i'd like to spend [holiday] with you. if you want to.

can you make me a _____? you make them better than me.

i think i might love you.

this is the most right i've ever felt.

i think i'm conditioned to feel like if i have sex, something bad is going to happen.

this is my first sleepover party.

we might be headed toward a real conversation.

i like you this way.

i don't feel wrong with you.

we're a mess, the two of us.

you're my first real, honest-to-goodness friend.

the other guy looks worse.

you cut your hair. i liked it long.

keep moving or get stuck: those are the only options.

where do you live, when you're not on the road?

hey, sleepyhead. you were zonked. and you drooled.

you can do more than just survive.

everything always costs so much more than it seems like it will.

i'm scared i'm not made for other people.

you are so damn cute.

i could disappear completely, and no one would even notice.

_____ said you were here.

stick around. see how tomorrow goes.

i was so sure you were straight.

how do you like your eggs?

you'll see when we get there.

that's a thing people go to school for?

the best way to keep your heart from getting broken is to not get your hopes up, in the first place.

some things get written into your body, and your mind can't reason them away.

i'm hoping the thought counts more than the end result.

i don't want anyone to see me like this.

your eyes look older than the rest of you.

i'm a terrible dancer. terrible.

you being here makes my whole life better.

i get the feeling not enough people have told you how much you matter.

it's amazing how much you can miss someone you've never even met.

you never remember to stop and feed yourself.

i heard this rumor that you liked me.

if anyone's ever deserved a fresh start, it's you.

if i were a better person, i would tell you to go.

looks like we're having a baby.

the way you grew up wasn't okay.

i want us to be a family.

funerals are for the living. to hold up the people who get left behind.

if you cry, i will.

i thought i was doing the best i could.

i'm sorry. i thought i was protecting you.

it's a _____. your baby.

it's easy to fall in love with someone when you need them.

there's a way you hold yourself in, when love and need get tangled.

you look like a mermaid. or a superhero.

i love that you look so happy.

i don't want to hurt anyone anymore.

i never stopped thinking about you.

you're going to give me a heart attack, one of these days.

you're not a dream?

i got in my car so fast, i didn't think to put on real shoes.

you don't get to disappear anymore. you lean on me when it hurts.

you were a kid. you were a scared kid.

i could have found a way to help you.

i'm not afraid of myself anymore.

you're mine and i'm yours. it's that simple.

there is nothing you could do to make me stop loving you. stop trying already, okay?

i love you. everything else is noise and words.

it's empty without you. i need you there.

you're something else, you.

i've never seen a kid with your kind of determination.

do you have pictures?

[ofhotheads-blog]

Send my muse “👀 + a question” and they’ll have to answer with 100% honesty.

No deleting questions, either!

[dcilies]

heres a STARTER CALL so i can try to be active

[bloodscribed]

misc. lyric prompts.

" go ahead and scoff, you godless pawn. "

" who put in your head that you're anything but mine? "

" ready, aim, fire. "

" watch the way that he reaches for his rage. "

" you're making me lose my mind. "

" dance away, you liar. "

" see that girl? she's super pretty. "

" this is how to be in love with you. "

" i'll make sure that you can't run away. "

" you'll be pushing up daisies where the sun won't shine. "

" i just want to be part of your symphony. "

" no grave can hold my body down. "

" you big know-it-all, just shut it. "

" i'll let you taste the judgement that you gave me all my life. "

" knock it off and sharpen the blade. "

" keep dancing, harlequin contraption. "

" you still act innocent, like it was just a game. "

" can you save the long-beheaded fawn? "

" what do i do but wait for you? "

" if she just won't notice, then i'll take it on the chin. "

" crucify the martyr. "

" classify the slaughter. "

" it never truly ends. "

" cut my losses, cut my gemini. "

" you never were gonna tell me, were you, dear? "

" you'd do it if you loved me. "

[crownmemes]

Detective Sentences, Vol. 32

(Sentences from various sources for detectives and/or muses that like to solve mysteries. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"You can't solve this without me. You don't have my insight."

"So, this lead, where exactly do we find it?"

"This is a crime scene! Don't touch anything, please!"

"In my experience, people are more likely to crack or reveal things when they're uncomfortable."

"I'm going to have to arrest you. You know that."

"How many of my reports have you read?"

"If this place is a front, it's the most legit front I've ever seen."

"We'll reopen the case after you've taken some actual days off. You're overworked!"

"You probably shouldn't admit that in front of the police."

"Can I ask what you're doing here? I need to go back to catching criminals... And things."

"I've been doing this long enough that I can spot outlaws at a thousand paces."

"Just because it's lawful doesn't mean it's right."

"You're facing multiple charges already. Don't make it worse."

"So, can you use a gun?"

"Which one of these guys is the bad guy?"

"You should have been an outlaw. This job has too much paperwork for a man like you."

"You do know that we're not allowed to shoot people on sight anymore? And haven't been for, oh, maybe 100 years?"

"A man can't hang himself if you don't give him any rope."

"Do you ever get used to it? Dead bodies and all that?"

"Your self-righteous habit of accusing people without any evidence is going to get you in a load of trouble one day!"

"If there's anything you want to say, now is the time."

"I don't accuse. I just observe."

"If you can't trust the company a man keeps, you can't trust the man himself."

"Tell me you're not giving me a counterfeit government ID."

"I don't suppose you'll let me arrest you quietly?"

"You're not a serial killer, are you?"

"There is horror to every killing, even when it's justified."

"You don't really think this is about the money, do you?"

"Will handcuffs be necessary?"

"In a world where you can buy an AK-47 off the internet, why use an antique like this?"

"Sometimes the best way to catch a killer is to make them think they're free."

"I can't justify ignoring the pattern in these cases any longer. Who knows how many have been killed?"

"If you want to feel like a cop again, I have a job for you."

[freshlybrewedrp]

ZOOTOPIA DIALOGUE STARTERS

ALL PROMPTS ARE FROM THE 2016 FILM (Feel free to adjust as needed!)

-  “Life isn't some cartoon musical where you sing a little song and all your insipid dreams magically come true. So let it go.” - “Right. And that's not wet cement.” - “It's called a hustle, sweetheart.” - “They're toxic flowers.” - “I wouldn't forgive me either. I was ignorant, and... irresponsible... and small-minded.” - “And... and after we're done, you can hate me, and that'll be fine, because I was a horrible friend, and I hurt you.” - “There we go, deep breath... Are you... Are you just trying to steal the pen? Is that what this is?” - “Ha ha! Yes, very funny, very funny. Can we please just focus on the task?” - “We may be evolved, but, deep down, we are still animals.” - “Try. Try to make the world a better place.” - “Look inside yourself and recognize that change starts with you.” - “Felony tax evasion.” - “She hustled you good!” - “Clearly there’s a biological component?” - “I just stated the facts of the case!” - “ I knew it. Just when I thought someone actually believed in me, huh?” - “Tomorrow's another day.” - “Never let them see that they get to you.” - “No kiss bye-bye for Daddy?” - “You kiss me tomorrow, I bite your face off!” - “Oh! You are naked!” - “Well, he was a key witness, and I…” - “Oh, sweet cheese and crackers.” - “Well, he was right about one thing. I don't know when to quit!” - “We are in a REALLY big hurry!” - “Then they should've got a real cop to solve it.” - “You strike out, you resign.” - “Think of it. 90% of the population united against a common enemy. We'll be unstoppable!” - “Of course, it is okay to have dreams.” - “Oh, I'm more of a glorified secretary.” - “Fear. Treachery. Bloodlust.”

[hushedmusings]

PIN MY MUSE

[excalibourne]

rpmemes-galore:

disillusionedhumanity:

Send “UNF” to pin my muse against the wall with DESIRE

Send “UGH” to pin my muse against the wall from FURY

Send “DONT” to pin my muse against the wall to prevent them from LEAVING

Send “AH” to pin my muse against the wall but letting a RANDOMIZER choose

Adds some tbh, I need more variety:

Send “OOF” to pin my muse against the wall by ACCIDENT

Send “HA” to pin my muse against the wall as a JOKE

Send “NO” to pin my muse against the wall to PROTECT THEM

Send “LISTEN” to hug my muse against the wall to let them know they LOVE THEM

[spookiesmausoleum]

𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐖𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬

This is a game that has extremely heavy themes, so please be aware of that! There's some things said that are extremely dark within their own context, so discretion is advised. Also obvious dialogue spoilers for the game.

Remember to specify muse for multi-muses!

"I hope this hurts."

"The only thing that's worth than dyin' is not gettin' paid."

"Man. Pony Express bosses really aren't chill at all, huh?"

"C'mon. One look won't hurt."

"How exactly is this group therapy committee planning on getting in there?"

"I nearly corked a kid once!"

"You were goddamn born fully corked!"

"For better or worse I'm captain now. I'll figure it out."

"He doesn't want to keep still anymore."

"What about the pain killers?"

"...You did make it through nursing school right?"

"I'll take care of it."

"Why do you think he did it?"

"Does it matter? What answer would make you feel any better?

"I have to believe our worst moments don't make us monsters, [name]."

"He tried to take us all down with him, [name]."

"As I see it there's two reasons to keep him alive at this point. Guess the important bit is that we all agreed to it. For one reason or another."

"I'm workin'. Blue collar fools can't afford to stop working even when the machine does. Go figure."

"I ain't letting anyone else mess around in there."

"I warned her, but it was in one ear and out the other."

"Then there's that teeny bopper only thinkin' with his downstairs longnose just like my useless kids back home."

"Are we doing the right thing...?"

"...Are you listening?"

"Couldn't sleep again, but I passed the psych eval?"

"I do wish you'd open up a little more, [name]."

"He acts as if I do these things for fun."

"I've known him a long time. He won't try any bullshit with me."

"They can't expect me to work miracles!"

"I don't know what it means, but... it sounds like fun."

"Passed inspection, right? Shouldn't be an issue."

"I take it [name] diagnosed you with "being sane" then?"

"...How are things otherwise? Off the record."

"I like it. We're in control here."

"How come it always feels like you're standing on the edge of a bridge with your feet in cement?"

"Is this enough? Should I just stay here because I've been successful at it?"

"It's terrifying. I think, "Am I figured out? Is this all I'll ever be?" Or do I take the risk and try something new? Even if I'm bad at it."

"Hm. I guess I get it. You've reached the highest rung on this ladder and now you're thinkin' you might be on the wrong ladder altogether. Still a long way down from the top no matter how you look at it... While I'm still climbing and climbing."

"Hey I believe in you! Here. On Earth. Doesn't matter."

"...It's all mouthwash."

"I s'pose we'll smell good at least."

"Guess anyone could get seriously blasted off this stuff."

"Yeah and kill you in the process."

"...Hey. What's wrong?"

"That's all it said on the report from management. We will receive the paycheck for this delivery. I don't know anymore than that."

"...So I guess you got what you wanted. Without the guilt."

"...[name]. If I had known..."

"I can go back to my, how'd you put it? "Struggle of a life.""

"I'm just working on my life being a place I don't have to fucking escape!"

"We're the ones you're trying to escape! Leave the dirt behind now that your boots are clean."

"You just couldn't frame it to yourself in a way that still kept you as the hero."

"Let's have some fucking cake, hmm?"

"Come on. Stop with the noise."

"I know what everyone is thinking. The way they look at me. What can I even say?"

"I hope these make you feel fucking better."

"Take responsibility."

"Sometimes you can only get the subpar stuff. That' what makes the really good stuff, well, good, right?"

"Hey. We all tried to escape. It didn't work for any of us."

"I've thought many times, "Hey is this what peace feels like? And is this good enough?" If I'm being real it certainly isn't the best. So all I can try to do is make my life one I'm not trying to run from all the time."

"Mom found this internship for me. Such a slacker she said."

"I don't know. I just never know what I wanted to be. Never was good at anything."

"We're not done yet, [name]."

"Listen, listen! This is the best part. Aa-waay-oooo!"

"You're a mess, [name]."

"[name] pullin' the plug on the party before it's the last call!"

"you thinking about drinking that too?"

"Honestly, yeah. It'd probably just make me sick. Wouldn't fix anything, as much as I'd like it to."

"...You're not serious."

"Look I've entertained your sentimentality up until now, but I'm actually trying to fix things [name]!"

"...I'm sorry. I didn't mean to—"

"...I don't think I understood the pressure you were under before. Fuck. And you tried to tell me."

"Our worst moments don't make us monsters, huh?"

"I'll get us both through this."

"You heard [name]. I wouldn't put it past them to do something extreme right now."

"What would you have done?"

"Anything. Anything. You, the crew, you're all my responsibility."

"I know you'd never give me the gun to protect myself, so the least I can do... is make sure he never gets it either."

"...The bleeding won't stop. Just try to sit still [name]."

"It's alright, [name]. Calm down."

"I though you were dumber than a can of paint, always chewing me ear off about something. Useless ray of goddamn sunshine. Not an ace student, career workhorse or force of ambition. Just a damn good kid trying his best. You coulda taught an old fool like me a lot."

"Why can't any of you give me some time to fucking think!?"

"How do you still not understand? It's over. End of the fuckin' line."

"Take care of it."

"All I ever hear is how great of a leader you are. God, it's so annoying."

"Or this can be remembered as a tragedy. Despite what must have been the best efforts of it's acclaimed captain. The crew never found. No one survived to tell the tale."

"You're standing at the top. Feet in cement. I get it now. Right?"

"[Name], t-tell me you didn't."

"I won't give up on you, even like this, I believe in you. We're going to make it through this."

"I have something to say. So shut the fuck up and listen."

"So I got a collar shirt, a mortgage. Everything that makes a good man."

"I wanted to believe I was never one set-back away from my worst self."

"I've got nothing to hide. I'll face the music. I can see myself for what I am. But you? A cowardly, selfish motherfucker and you can't even see it."

"[Name]. I'm going to fix everything. We're going to make it."

"Fuck you."

"I know what you think of this predicament of yours. Poor you. Caged and misunderstood."

"Shut up. [Name] tried his best. I did too, but he's the better man."

"You really mean all that, huh?"

"I fucked up, but I can make things right."

"You always had my back. I ended up I ended up hurting you even though I was trying to save us."

"It's like you said, together we can fix anything."

[spookiesmausoleum]

𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑭𝑹𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺 𝑷𝑻. 1

Been deep in my rot for this game and it has some pretty great lines. Obvious story spoilers, mainly focused on my favorite content and this quickly became a lot longer than intended.

𝑻𝑰𝑪𝑲𝑬𝑹

"Well, well. Look at you: fine, kind, and benign."

"Every sinner's a winner.

"Now... I'd appreciate you keepin' this little ol' conversation to yourself. And when I ask you for help, you look me in my baby blues and say 'yes.'"

"Well well, here comes hope for the hopeless. Gimme some good news, Stardust."

"It takes long winter nights to teach a girl how to cultivate within herself invincible summer days."

"I've never met a priest who could tell you anything about Heaven, but they knew every square inch of Hell. They should. They built it."

"Best advice I was ever given? "[NAME], you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you." I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter."

"A person gets told a lot of things over the course of a life. Who they are. Who they should be. Amateurs, lecturing a professional. Anything that can't survive scrutiny, shouldn't."

"Some day things will be different."

"Comedy or tragedy, depending on your wage bracket. Isn't right."

"Everyone makes mistakes. Shouldn't be a crime."

"An entire life can change thanks to one act of kindness."

"The only happiness we ever know is love, Stardust."

"There's no shame in giving what you can, when you can."

"Your reputation may be preceding you Stardust, but I'll handle the introductions."

"But not all things that grow are good. Bad days, Stardust. Bad days lead to bad thoughts, and bad thoughts grow like weeds. Livin' here you learn fast: keep that garden tidy. Blood's a hell of a fertilizer."

"See, the value of stories isn't in telling you there are monsters, Stardust. It's in showing you they can be kicked square in the down-belows."

"Love spreads, Stardust. Sow it far and wide and fortune will favor you."

"Give love away, and it multiplies. We rarely know what we mean to others."

"You raised yourself. You'll have questions, and nobody will be there to answer them. I want you to know: I'm here, [NAME]. I won't always have the answer, but I will listen, and what I tell you will be true."

"Everybody's hurting, [NAME]. Some of them hurt you. That's a given. Secret to a happy life? Find the ones worth hurting for."

"I have loved, and I have lost. 'Their absence has gone through me like thread through a needle,' as someone once said. All that I do is stitched with their color."

"Heaven may have nicer weather, but you can't beat Hell for the company. Here's to you, Stardust."

𝑳𝑶𝑰𝑫

"One must make the best of things."

"We've had a few... setbacks. But we are going to crack on."

"Come on. Let's at least pretend this mess can still work."

"I may be at risk of succumbing to optimism."

"Welcome, once again, to the chaotic waltz that is my life."

"'Tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all."

"I wouldn't bother going mad, [NAME]. It may be dreadfully tempting but it really does not help."

"If enough people bang their heads on the same brick wall for long enough, it will fall down."

"When what was left of my [S/O'S NAME] came crawling back from the Void, I swore I would take care of him forever. I will be honoured to do the same for you."

"That creature is a better man than I."

"What news of the family, [NAME]? I miss them all so very, very much."

"I cannot envision the burden she has taken upon herself… nor what it is costing her."

"Remain of stalwart mind, [NAME], even in the face of madness."

"I hear his voice sometimes, when I walk these halls alone. Quiet, entreating. Insistent."

"So much of what we do resembles magic. No wonder we found demons in the forbidden spaces."

"Sometimes I wonder how much of this [NAME] saw coming. And then I try not to think about it."

"Oh, I'll just pop off and find something to dust, shall I?"

"The Gods of writing were always gods of magic, too. Demons and ideas, both bound up in books. Impossible to bind forever, mind you. No matter how many locks and you fasten a book up with, someone will always prise it back open. That's the frightening thing about ideas, you see. They want to get out."

𝑩𝑰𝑹𝑫 3

"That sound Mister makes… makes me feel squinchy inside. Makes my eyes prickle. Makes me think of [NAME]. He misses [NAME]. I miss her, too."

"Hmm, I wasn't me, then I was me. Will I be not me again? When I'm not me will I remember being me? Will I miss me? I think I miss being not me. When I was not me names weren't things. Things weren't things. Everything was anything. When I was not me there was nothing I wasn't. Now I'm just… me. And things are just things."

"Being a person is hard. I don't feel like me fits in me. Inside me is the wrong size for outside me. Outside me is the wrong size for outside. I wonder if the other mes feel like this."

"Sometimes, when I try to sleep, I hear noises. Word-noises. Word-noises saying things. Things I don't wanna hear. From the walls. An' I say SHUT UP WORDS! I'M TRYNA SLEEP! Stupid voices."

"So… everybody's wrong about what everybody's thinking so everybody's wrong about who everybody is. I think. So… that means… we should probably stop thinking about it… and just be nice to each other."

"Can I help? I can help! Let me help."

"People are talking by being quiet. Saying things with flicky glances. Everyone's hiding something? Should I hide something? Oh! Would that make them like me?"

"I have a secret too. It's that I. Have. No. Secrets! Haha, is that a good one? Should I tell them? Would that… is that what we're doing?"

"When I find things I like I keep 'em. So… if we're not keeping these then they must not be very good? But if you need 'em then your stuff must be worse. I am happy to help give you better stuff by handing you our garbage!"

"Take that one! Ooh! No. That one! Or… hm. I'm helping!"

"Ssshhh, listen. You hear that? Things are too close. Bird snatching, jump out of nowhere and grab you things… Use the loud metal sticks… tell those things this is OUR SPOT."

"Yeeeah, I saw a few more down the hall. Figured I'd, y'knooow, go clean 'em up for ya, but thennn, y'know, I saw you're pretty into it, sooo I figured I'd leave 'em for ya. Figured you could use the practice. I'll get the next bunch, no problem."

"Yeah! They were like "Grr!" and you were like "Pow!" and they were like "Aaagh!" and you were like "That's cool" and I was like "Whoa.""

"Mmm. Gross. Okay all done!"

𝑾𝑯𝑰𝑺𝑷𝑬𝑹𝑺 𝑰𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑾𝑨𝑳𝑳𝑺

"Did he send you? Is he… No. No, of course he didn't. That would be impossible."

"Nearly done with this bitch of a year. I wish we could just start over. Find that bastard on day one. Then I wouldn't be alone on New Year's Eve."

"I'd crawl away in shame too if I'd done what [NAME] did."

"Look at these things. Lying around. ABANDONED. Like you, [NAME]."

"You are his demon! Not mine! I WON'T listen!"

"My apologies, [NAME]. I shall refrain from further outbursts."

"Cold stone. Sardonic aloofness. I was a fool not to see the resemblance before."

"You shoulda left well enough alone, kiddo! It'll NEVER get BETTER if you KEEP ON. PICKING. AT. IT!"

"Forgive me. I need [NAME] to understand why I had to leave. Without him. And why I could never say the words he so needed to hear."

"The skin of a martyr doesn't suit you, [NAME]. If something mattered… he'd have found a way. It's too late."

"Tick tock, kiddo! You don't wanna be late again, do you?"

"[NAME] may have told you to build that thing, but given how he used people and threw them away, he may not have cared for your safety."

"AT LAST. IF IGNORANCE IS BLISS, THEN YOU, [NAME], MUST BE ECSTATIC. COME ON THEN. BRING IT CLOSER! WAKEY WAKEY!"

"OH! BY ALL MEANS, STAND AROUND CATCHING SNOWFLAKES ON YOUR TONGUE, IT'S NOT LIKE WE HAVE AN UNFOLDING CRISIS OR ANYTHING!"

"Papa is gone. We could all be gone too. In an instant. Like… like… We have to keep quiet."

"[NAME] excelled at explaining complicated concepts in childish terms. I see now where she learned it."

"Bravo. It was a long walk toward competence, but here you are."

"There. It's done. Keep it to yourself. I'm damned if I'm giving [NAME] the last word."

"Get out! There is nothing for you here! Get out! OUT!!"

"[NAME]… You gave me back my sight, but I would not spare you a glance. You gave me back my voice, but I never spoke to praise you as I should have. For you were my right hand. My strength, my support, my sanctuary."

"On your first day of service, you aspired to be worthy of me. I only wish that I could have been worthy of you, my [NAME]."

[spookiesmausoleum]

𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑭𝑹𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺 𝑷𝑻. 2

Part 1 |

This will mainly be focused on The Hex quest for all your rp enjoyment!

𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑿

"My keys better not be in that mess."

"I'm on break, [NAME]. Don't mess with my gametime."

"Learn to hotwire, geez!"

"Did you take my damn keys?"

"Don't distract me, boyscout."

"No disrespect, [NAME]. Got places to be, is all."

"How's she doing?"

"If she wasn't your blood, she'd be on her own out there."

"Hold up, hero boy. You're going after [NAME] all by yourself?"

"Or maybe you're gonna bail on us, [NAME]? Forget it."

"We're in this mess because of you."

"I'm coming too! Guys? Uh… am I sensing some tension here?"

"No one's bailing. I got us into this, and if it kills me, I'll get us- fine."

"The Doktor's dashing patient-zero in the flesh?"

"Pity. We could've been allies, kiddo. Put that thing down!"

"Iced 'em. Too slow, [NAME]."

"I had it under control."

"Have it your way. By this time next year, nothing will remain of you slugs."

"Wake up, brother. He comes. A crownless king, clad in gold. A pallid beast… tap-tap-tapping."

"[NAME]! What the hell was that? Where are you? Come in!"

"That… was VERY rude."

"That's no way to treat our little tourist."

"He won't talk."

"Oh. Not even to me?"

"Hmph. Not my type."

"Master, my master. Why hast thou abandoned me?"

"All that matters is I'm here now. There, there… my faithful man-cat."

"But is it really you? After all these years I've - UGH! Master! You're hurting me!"

"Ha! That's it, isn't it? The poison to your plan."

"You takin' the piss?"

"The nuke kinda makes sense, actually."

"Happy New Year."

"Well, you're on point, [NAME]. But you try any of those head games again and there won't be much left for anyone to stitch back up. You read me?"

"So you just puppet this thing? Whole lot of metal in there…"

"[NAME]'s taking a chance on you. You hurt him, and I'll twist you inside out. Try not to scratch the paint."

"Right, we're the terrorists. Love what you've done with the place, lady."

"Lotta heat here in the opp-block, [NAME]. You sure the lead isn't just a setup? You holding something back, heroboy?"

"You wouldn't believe it anyway."

"[NAME], you said the nuke story made sense. This Y2K shit real?"

"He's gone. It's broken through already. Changing things."

"So what do you want me to do, [NAME]?"

"Maybe, we cut our losses like we should've done weeks ago. We pack up and get the hell out of this estercolero before it's turned to ash. Just an idea!"

"You don't have a problem with a few hundred thousand going up in smoke?"

"Sometimes you have to amputate, [NAME]. And cauterize."

"Not anymore, is it? Your Boogeyman changed the rules. You're toast like the rest of us now."

"I start turning like [NAME], I'll be haunting your ass."

"See this is why the Major wears a freakin' face mask."

"Oh, please. You're as infected as the rest of us, [NAME]."

"Yeah? Look up 'latent infection', bitch."

"Do not allow [NAME] and them to stop this. I realize what I am asking… but you of all people understand what is at stake. For the sake of everything before and to come… at midnight tonight… the 'bomb' must go off."

"I'm just a pretty face, [NAME]. Oh sh-"

"Still not used to… whatever this is. Here. Let's ditch the cycles for something less… conspicuous."

"So you're the new lapdog, kiddo? Tell me, Toto, what's he done to earn your loyalty?"

"You know this witch!?"

"Uh… it's complicated."

"Not the jealous type! But! If I can't have him… you can't either!"

"If you cannot sacrifice even this much… how will you do what comes next?"

"Do you think I am not haunted by these choices?"

"Nice score you got us here, [NAME]. But you know what? I've had by fill of the circus. I'm out."

"We'll still follow you, brave king. But this half-assed plan's gone full-guano. [NAME]'s Y2K thing won't even work."

"There's an army beneath our feet. You all know it. My loving brother just needs to ask. I know he's itching to."

"Please? A grand New Year's Eve, indeed. Okey-dokey. Who's on point?"

"[NAME], you love this city. Y2K is gonna haywire the plant. Call off your dogs for the night and help us."

"Y2K? Ozone? Acid rain? And I took you for a warrior. Air support, you are go for drop."

"I'm sorry we put you up to this."

"Shoot us in the back-"

"[NAME] is the first to die."

"See ya soon, momma."

"Not that old dog. This is me."

"Making sure that you are still… you."

"Sir, the sub-floors have been breached. Requesting backup!"

"He's ash in seconds. No need for misery. Come. Now."

"No. I can save them."

"Not unless you know them."

[rpmemes-galore]

rare threats, bc i’m feeling feral … sentence starters

tw: violence and death mentions throughout 

“I’ll eat your fingers.”

“I will boil your teeth.”

“I will pee your pants.”

“I will liquefy your soul.”

“I will alleviate your skin.”

“I will invert your ribcage.”

“I’m gonna harvest your toes.”

“I will acquaint you with a brick.”

“I will dropkick your funny bone.”

“I will delete you like a spam email.”

“I will beat you to death with a spoon.“

“I will steal the calcium from your bones.”

“Your descendants will know who I was…”

“I will gently rearrange your bone structure.”

“I’m going to eat your socks while you sleep.”

“I will turn your kneecaps into moist frisbees.”

“I’m going to make all your systems nervous.”

“I will suck out your bone marrow with a curly straw.”

“I will fill all the holes in your body with baked beans.”

“I’ll have NASA give you a one-way ticket into the sun.”

“Shut up before I open a Nature Valley bar on your bed.”

“Say something like that again and I’ll give you an irrational fear of eggs.”

[spookiesmausoleum]

Send "How'd that happen?" for my muse to tell yours about one of their scars

[feywild-west]

𝐊𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐘  𝐄𝐔𝐑𝐎𝐃𝐘𝐍𝐄  //  from  cyberpunk2077      .  an  assortment  of  dialogue  prompts  from  lines  said  by  kerry  eurodyne  in  cd  project  red's  cyberpunk2077  .  a  mixture  dialogues  ,  missions  and  cutscenes      . 

   "  oh  man  ,  i  need  a  drink  .  "

 "  god  no  ,  come  on  .  borrowed  it  .  so  no  loss  if  we  wreck  it  .  "

 "  ahoy  there  scallywag  .  "

 "  even  dumber  than  i  thought  .  "

 "  heh  ,  yeah  .  romantic  as  fuck  .  "

 "  yeah  i  know  ,  but  he  was  wrong  .  "

 "  see  what  you're  doin'  here  ,  but  i  still  plan  on  playin'  .  "

 "  concocted  yourself  a  new  beginning  .  you  chose  it  and  it's  comin'  fast  and  i  understand  man  .  "

 "  i  hear  one  more  word  and  i'm  gonna  lose  it  .  dead  serious  .  "

 "  oooh  ,  shit  !  last  time  i  ran  from  the  cops  was  back  in  ...2020  !  "

 "  who  knows  .  might  even  have  it  in  me  to  forgive  you  .  "

 "  look  for  a  way  backstage  .  "

 "  it's  symbolic  you  know  ?  "

 "  you  ,  you're  gonna  help  me  set  things  right  in  this  shithole  we  call  home  .  "

 "  my  head  hurts  ,  i'm  riding  half  a  high  -  feel  like  ripping  someone  a  new  one  .  "

 "  uh  .  .  .everything  alright  ?  you  sound  strange  .  .  "

 "  yep  ,  gonna  puke  .  "

 "  gave  her  my  house  in  tokyo  ,  cars  ,  kids  ,  yeah  .  "

 "  some  people  in  this  town  ...  they've  gone  completely  whacked  .  "

 "  can’t  stand  uncomfortable  convos  ?  "

 "  finally  got  this  city  by  the  throat  and  i  don’t  intend  to  let  go  ,  not  now  .  "

 "  never  thought  about  it  that  way  .  you  may  be  right  ,  man  .  "

 "  i  can’t  leave  .  not  now  .  not  yet  .  but  i  still  got  biz  to  take  care  of  there  .  "

 "  still  got  a  little  left  in  ya  ?  "

 "  bring  your  heat  .  "

 "  ehh  ,  if  i'm  afraid  of  anything  ,  it's  that  they  might've  been  right  .  "

 "  you  gonna  fucking  help  me  ?  !  or  just  stand  there  like  a  gonk  ?  !  "

 "  got  a  steel  rod  up  your  ass  ,  y'know  that  ?  "

 "  but  the  more  i  struggled  to  get  out  of  that  shit  ,  the  deeper  i  sunk  into  it  ,  know  what  i  mean  ?  "

 "  i  just  ...  don’t  wanna  lose  you  .  there  ,  said  it  .  "

 "  decided  to  start  fighting  for  myself  ,  still  keepin'  that  up  .  "

 "  think  you  can  drive  the  shadows  away  ?  "

 "  sometimes  you  just  gotta  say  fuck  it  to  the  past  .  "

 "  the  fuck  holmes  ?  outta  line  !  way  out  !  "

 "  don't  be  a  dick  .  "

 "  yet  you  danced  along  that  edge  with  me  ,  felt  good  didn't  it  ?  "

 "  need  a  ride  ?  "

 "  this  is  what  you  do  when  you  don't  wanna  talk  .  "

 "  had  what  i  think  folks  call  an  epiphany  .  "

 "  uh  ,  good  you're  here  .  we  got  a  problem  .  "

 "  well  ,  well  !  finally  ready  to  party  !  "

 "  now  you're  just  butthurt  cuz  i  managed  fine  without  ya  .  "

 "  got  nothin'  to  do  with  money  .  "

 "  that  a  hint  of  disapproval  i  hear  ?  "

 "  not  just  your  company  ,  i  needed  you  ,  "

 "  you'll  see  ,  no  more  mayhem  ,  no  more  shady  ass  schemes  .  done  with  that  .  but  ,  y'know  ,  startin'  tomorrow  .  "

 "  hey  ,  what's  the  prob  ?  c'mon  !  let's  fuck  shit  up  !  "

 "  you  drive  ,  get  em  off  our  ass  !  "

 "  better  start  trying  harder  ,  fuckin'  up  less  .  "

 "  still  think  you're  better  than  me  ?  "

[diaryrpmemes]

KUBZ SCOUTS STARTERS

❝ Like, what are you doing my boy? ❞

❝ If you think that you look cool, trust me, it’s the complete opposite. ❞

❝ Who locks the door from the outside? ❞

❝ Obviously, he’s being dumb on purpose. ❞

The [blank] killer? You couldn’t come up with a more creative name? ❞

❝ Hold on bro, stop being so freaking thirsty for me. ❞

❝ Okay, then. Why am I here? ❞

❝ Why wouldn’t I complain if it tastes like cardboard? ❞

❝ I mean, she said she hates me & everything I stand for, but other than that, no. ❞

❝ Bro, I don’t wanna talk about this over pizza. ❞

❝ Is this what you invited me to dinner for? ❞

❝ I thought we were friends, bro. Why do I feel like we don’t even know each other. ❞

❝ He looked like he just gotten broke up with or something. ❞

❝ Great. Just what I needed to hear before heading home. ❞

❝ Can you walk home with me, buddy? ❞

❝ You’re the one who invited over to eat pizza & now I’m putting my life at risk. ❞

❝ Bro said he’ll get me a watermelon like I’m his pet hippo. ❞

❝ I think he’s actually stalking me now. ❞

❝ You killed my dad, then texted me. ❞

❝ Hey, don’t tell me to shut up. You can tell me a lot of things but you can’t tell me to shut up. ❞

❝ This douchebag was the killer the entire time. ❞

❝ Bro lost so much aura taking off his clothes & mask. ❞

❝ Yeah mom, you literally abandoned me for years. Of course I’m going to grow up. ❞

❝ What kind of deadbeat answer is that? Why the fuck did you have to leave me? ❞

❝ I feel like I’m more confused than I ever have been before. ❞

❝ So wild that you had to see it to believe it. ❞

[sobblesources]

THE WHOLE WORLD IS AT YOUR DOOR ,

a collection of sentence starters taken from the airborne toxic event's album , dope machines . edited to fit rp needs , adjust pronouns as necessary .

❛ all my young life , i've been trying to say just one thing right , ❜

❛ i don't know what to say , ❜

❛ i believe i was wrong , probably most of my life , ❜

❛ am i trying too hard ? ❜

❛ am i doing this right ? ❜

❛ i'm never easy to please , ❜

❛ we've still got tonight , ❜

❛ hey , i had fun , ❜

❛ did you ever make it home ? ❜

❛ feels like my head is made of moonshine & cheap - ass wine , ❜

❛ it was just a one time thing , ❜

❛ do you wanna tell me what to do ? ❜

❛ my mind's fallin' to pieces every time i try to jump up on this trampoline , ❜

❛ why don't you tell me what you mean ? ❜

❛ somebody told me i should stay away , but i can't help it , ❜

❛ i don't blame you for a single thing , ❜

❛ you keep me up some nights trying to figure what you mean , ❜

❛ i was only joking , ❜

❛ are you just playing dumb , or trying to get a reaction ? ❜

❛ i'm not trying at all , ❜

❛ i got two or three secrets i don't think you could handle , ❜

❛ someday they're going to write about us , ❜

❛ i remember her face , but i forget the rest , ❜

❛ i got money , but i got no friends , ❜

❛ these pills wear off , but the pain don't end , ❜

❛ i never thought it would matter so much to pretend , ❜

❛ there's only two ways out of this place , ❜

❛ darling , i always liked the desperation in your eyes , ❜

❛ we'll wonder if we were ever good enough , ❜

❛ you can't even sleep with all these secrets you keep , ❜

❛ how does that go ? ❜

❛ what the hell are you waiting for ? ❜

❛ just stop saying that you're over it , you know that's a lie , ❜

❛ she gave you all that she had to give , ❜

❛ i held on as long as i could possibly , ❜

❛ you took me to hell & back , ❜

❛ my mind's like a one way track , & every one is taking me back to you , ❜

❛ you'll lie like you always do , ❜

❛ i must've walked a thousand miles or more , tryin' to keep you off my mind , ❜

❛ i knew her well , ❜

❛ i need it just one more time & i swear that i'll be through , ❜

❛ the phrase that fell from her lips left a rip from the top of your shoulders to the point of your hip , ❜

❛ if god exists , he's really unkind , ❜

❛ how i miss your face , ❜

❛ i could whisper , i could bite , i could write , ❜

❛ sometimes, i see my life slip by like a taste of death , ❜

❛ the thing about time , it's all in your mind , ❜

❛ you were more than impossible , ❜

❛ let's stay the night , we'll leave with the sunrise , ❜

❛ the thing about me , is i wanted to be more than just friends , ❜

❛ i wanna know why you turn in your sleep , ❜

❛ i wanna know the secrets you keep , the things that you bury so deeply , discreetly inside , ❜

❛ the thing about love is that it's never enough , ❜

❛ you're not what you seem , ❜

❛ she will never know the feeling that you hide as she lays by your side , ❜

❛ you're dancing in sync with the ghosts in your head , ❜

❛ you'll never be whole , ❜

❛ please don't ever leave , ❜

❛ i wonder where you are , ❜

❛ i try to find anything to kill the time , to quiet my mind , ❜

❛ i'm tired of putting up this fight , ❜

❛ i wish you could know how much i still need you , ❜