[liathepenguinologist]

corn right corn at corn light

[lichen-soup-scribe]

first corn i see tonight

[aubreeno]

Sir, that’s my emotional support cryptid.

[sunflower-cane]

fire pit: *Crackles loudly*

my shitty joints: *cracks louder to assert dominance*

[cute-animals-only]

Serval see, serval do.

[dcnkeywhisperer-blog]

There’s nothing like a -7 wind chill to really wake you up as soon as you step outside.

[somenerdthing]

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

Look, sometimes murders of crows will blacken the sky at your coming and ravening wolves are gonna follow in your wake, and you’re just gonna have to deal with that, and everybody else in the Costco is just gonna have to deal too

[dcnkeywhisperer-blog]

I went outside to do one last check on everyone and the temperature is 11. I am not happy and also frozen. 

[scotchjolras]

The bees and wasps now recognise me as the person who gives them water. Which sounds cool but it means everytime I go outside they harass me until I fill up the waterer. On the bright side, I no longer have to fear wasps as they just buzz around me non-threateningly now.

[theropodtheroblogs]

You are their water deity now

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“THE WATER BRINGER HAS ARRIVED”

“ALL HAIL!

ALL HAIL!”

[moonkitty]

COMING OUT OF MY CAGE AND IVE BEEN DOING JUST

[veketa-deactivated20190129]

me during the day: lol ghost videos those are all fake 

me during the night: oh god oh fuck 

[savvysyringe-deactivated2025090]

Someone: Raising a family is hard.

Necromancer: Not if they’re buried close enough to each other.

Someone: What?

Necromancer: What?

[shittycryptids]

An inchworm that makes an accordion noise when it moves

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

me as your neighbor: *in my garden at 10 pm using a flashlight to pick basil*

[firelorcl]

i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me

[minyoongothic]

Not to sound Romantic or anything, but I too have a striking fascination with the irrational, the demonic and the grotesque.

[evil-wrongthink-lesbian]

Do you ever just… crave the forest? Like you feel like you NEED to be in a forest. The crisp cold air with just a sweater on, looking at the red and orange foliage in the autumn. In the winter the frigid and empty branches. The summer all the green. The spring the smell of rain and the mud. God I love the forest.