╳ FUCK ME OR FUCK OFF;;

❝ Sitting at the bed with the halo at your head. Was it all a ( disguise ), like JUNIOR HIGH? Where everything was fiction, f u t u r e, and prediction. Now, where am I? My fading s u p p l y . . . ❞ — Derek Polk. 22. The Group Casanova. —

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hey guys, i just wanted to let you all know that for the next few days, i will be slow with replies. they might not all come out at one, i might miss some, seeing as my activity bar is being a bitch right now, but please tell me if i do. the orlando shooting affected two people very close to my best friend, so i will be consoling her. i hope to god that all of you are safe. love you guys <3 i’m going to try to get a reply or two out right now.

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@nmaxwell: @derkpolk i am v nice to you bye bitch

@derpolk: @nmaxwell get that pretty little ass back here

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@dylan_crane: currently? beer. normally? fear of disease. @derpolk

@derpolk: @dylan_crane wtf

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@misshana: @derpolk whatdaya think, roommate? ;)

@derpolk: @misshana good, don't wear yourself out too much--- i still want those vocal chords working enough to at least scream my name

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@mintjuliep: @derpolk well that doesn't sound suspicious at all

@mintjuliep: @derpolk wait. it's not what i think it is... is it???

@derpolk: @mintjuliep maybe....

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@dylan_crane: 90% sure @derpolk

@derpolk: @dylan_crane what's that other 10% ???

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@misshana: @derpolk idk wtf is happening in that pool party but I'm leaving with a cutie Rn. So I guess I don't wanna know, yup

@derpolk: @misshana oooo get 'em. we still on for later?

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@dylan_crane: not what i meant @derpolk

@derpolk: you sure about that? @dylan_crane

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@mintjuliep: @derpolk yes, because i carry one around everywhere i go -.-

@mintjuliep: @derpolk wtf do you need a yardstick for anyway?

@derpolk: @mintjuliep hey, i don't know what you do or do not like to have with you

@derpolk: @mintjuliep i need to measure.... something

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@misshana: @derpolk Do I even want to know?

@derpolk: @misshana probably not

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@dylan_crane: ew. gag me. @derpolk

@derpolk: i mean, if that's what you're into...

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@nmaxwell: @derpolk boys r so dumb

@derpolk: @nmaxwell rudeee

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@dylan_crane: i have a mini tape-measurer keychain. will that work @derpolk ?

@derpolk: that will do just fine

@derpolk: imma need you to measure me

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@derpolk: anyone got a yardstick?

@derpolk: i've got something i need to prove

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( @greymatthews )

already a bit tipsy and ruffled from an amazing time with natalie, derek stumbled down the hall in search of sonny. he threw the door to his room open, unfortunately not finding what he was looking for, but a mole-covered pale male instead. ‘ greyson! my boy! ‘

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HON Ash and Greyson xD

greyson is literally the depiction of a god, and ash is.... eh

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Ash and Greyson xD

which one is this for?