game on

bet you thought you could get away with it, didn't you?

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who would make a power couple?

why delve into the hypotheticals when we already have one? coco & alistair - money and influence? doesn’t get much more powerful than that. do i think they work together? that’s a different question altogether. 

@cosmiafck @bclfour

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hugo

do i really need to say anything? i think the tabloids speak for themselves.

@grandets

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q, r, s, t, u, cookie monster

ok, listen up you little twit: you think just because i’ve threatened you, it’s somehow open season on frogs? get lost

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Are we about to see another public fight between Bridget and Nora? I live for Bridget blowing up at everybody

you and i both, darling. there’s nothing quite like what the media so delicately calls ‘a royal catfight’. but do i think there’s another one in the pipeline? if my sources are right, most definitely. but what about might strike some of you as a surprise.

@windscr @wtfbridget

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something tells me aiya has a little secret, care to give us a hint?

if i were to put her on blast right here, right now, it would take all the fun out of blackmailing you all for me. but i’ll tell you this much: sometimes, it’s not about what you’ve done. it’s about what those around you do to get you there.

@aiyaaq

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kermit, do your job for once and give me your opinion on the newbies

which ones do you want to know about? what do you want to know? i don’t run a not-for-profit, baby, i’m gonna need you to specify a little more

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so who is bridget with?

depends on the time of day you’re asking, doesn’t it?

@wtfbridget

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can we send in names and you tell us stuff about them?

that’s the idea, yes. just don’t expect me to be nice.

kermfess your sins

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whoa whoa whoa the hell's going on with nora and reid?

let’s just leave it at this; ollie isn’t the only classmate’s brother nora has shagged. “prim and proper?” as if.

@windscr @rciids

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talk about someone you haven't yet

if you wanna hear me spill some tea on someone specific, all you gotta do is drop their name in my inbox.

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5 hottest guys??

look — i’m only saying this once so you better fucking listen: i’m a frog.

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we miss you, come stir up some drama !!

what, you losers can’t do that yourself now?? last time i checked half of you were cheating. to me, it looks like you’ve got more than enough drama right now - but then again, who am i to decline such a request ;)

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Who do you think is going to cause some trouble that we're not expecting?

alright, listen. i’ve got this feeling - call it amphibian intuition or whatever - that reid is about to cock something up. you guys just wait and see. 

@rciids

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any hot gossip or secret to spill?

do you see me running around telling you how to do your fucking job???

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who looks like a trouble maker?

judging by the rumours, genevieve looks like she has been up to some rather racy stuff. but then again, there is a difference between what you look like & who you actually are, isn’t that right?

@wcstcrlysqd

kermfess your sins

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seriously doubt that you are a frog.

i would think you’d have bigger worries than what taxonomic group i belong under, like i don’t know  the fact that i know all your secrets ???

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feel bad for eliza; she is being played by thomas. if she only knew he made out with sabrina on the night of the masquerade.

listen, eliza. here’s some advice for you - how about you pull an alyssa and uncomplicate things. and then perhaps you wouldn’t have to discover through me (a frog) that the boy you’re holding a torch for has been testing the waters. 

and with the crown prince’s girlfriend? how scandalous. but then again, it’s not the first time sabrina has coloured outside the lines, now is it?

@elizaxf @tomgeldof @sabrivcs