he is so suspicious for what. what is he hiding in there
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he is so suspicious for what. what is he hiding in there
Wayne Family Met Gala '26
Cassandra Cain represents the Art-Form of Preforming. This was another easy and obvious choice due to it being a canon hobby. This outfit will obvious focus on ballet, which
I figured with Cass basically dressing AS a ballerina (everything except a pointe shoe) than I don't need to find a detail about ballet shoes, and since we are committing to dance as a representation of dance as an aspect of Preforming, I don't feel the need to cater to other aspects such as opera and circus preforming. Which, I Just Found Out counts under Wikipedia as a "Preforming Art" so wow, okay. I guess Dick had other options. lol.
Wayne Family Met Gala '26
Tim Drake represents the Art-Form of Photography. This topic was easy to choose for him since that's one of his few not overly-exaggerated personality traits that's unique to him. This one was also hard to find pictures for that gave me ideas as to how I was to articulate this theme. Then, when I had some ideas, it was hard to find pictures that reflected that.
Doing that all while trying to make something that felt like Tim would wear.
Wayne Family Met Gala '26
Jason Todd represents the Art-Form of Theater. This subject has a long history and detailed past, and Jason is already known in-fandom to be a bit of a Eng Lit nerd, so I figured he'd have fun with this topic.
I have two different ideas for this concept. Both revolve around Shakespeare and specifically Hamlet. So I guess in this world Jason is a huge Hamlet fan.
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Wayne Family Met Gala '26
Dick Grayson represents the Art-Form of Sculpture. Much like Architecture, this is also a term that has a sort of specific meaning in fashion (as far as I can tell). When looking up "sculptural fashion" I often come across outfits that would be the expectations of the Met Gala, with outfits leaning more avant-garde than other styles and can look almost any way.
So, with Dick "Circus Kid" Grayson and his already canon (or basically canon) liking for bright, audacious, colorful clothes, what do I do?
Classical sculptures. Walk with me.
Wayne Family Met Gala '26
Bruce Wayne represents the Art-Form of Architecture. His outift should focus structural form, homages to famous buildings, and a nice, perfectly tailored suit that simultaneously hides and accentuates his muscular body (and scars from nightly activities.)
If you heard "Batman has four sons", you'd be forgiven for thinking that each of those sons has three brothers. But that's a rookie mistake. Dick is the only one of them who actually has three brothers, and that's because he put in the work for it, thank you very much. Jason has one brother (Dick), and two kids that his dad had after he moved out (Tim and Damian). Damian actually ping pongs between acknowledging Tim and Jason as his brothers, and thinking they don't count because they're not related to him, but regardless of how he feels about those two he is always related to Dick, Dick just isn't always his brother. So Damian can vary wildly from having three brothers to two brothers to zero brothers.
Tim is literally only brothers to Dick. The other two are his annoying coworkers.
Trying to figure out how much hair I can give Steph before it becomes ridiculous I'll let you lot know when I find out
"Give me your Batman brain."
Bruce, who has been tracking criminals at the batcomputer for hours, stares at Dick. "What?"
Dick, only about twelve years old, is looking up at Bruce with ominous sincerity. He makes grabby hands. "Give me. Your Batman brain. Give it."
Bruce raises a brow, but figures this must be a strange thing children do. Perhaps Dick has brain damage from training, who knows. He hesitantly mimes grabbing his brain from the top of his head and putting it in Dick's hand. Dick sets the pretend-brain off to the side, placing a pretend-glass case over it for later.
Dick seems satisfied. "Okay. I threw a block of legos at my classmate Tarence. He was giving our teacher a panic attack and had to be dealt with."
Bruce raises a brow and opens his mouth to speak, but Dick cuts him off. "Wait wait wait, your Batman brain is over there. Now you only have Dad brain. Gimme Dad."
Bruce, unfortunately, cannot argue with that logic, so he pats Dick's head and asks for a step-by-step reenactment of the event so he knows how to best defend his son at the meeting with the principal.
As with many things Dick randomly invented as a child, the metaphorical exchange of brains stays in the family forever. Bruce will often catch Damian being grumpy and go, "Hey, give me your Robin brain. You've been using it for too long, it's getting overcooked." And Damian, relunctantly, will suction cup his head with his fingers and deposit his Robin brain in Bruce's hands, who will hold it very carefully while Damian, using only his 10-year-old Damian brain, grabs his largest stuffed-animal and squeezes it to self-soothe.
I got bored and made a pin board about what I think the wayne family would wear to the met gala (+ Barbara & Steph, who are a part of the family privately, but maybe not publicly) and so I'm going to throw together a few posts.
Met Gala 2026: The Exhibit Theme is "Costume Art" & the Dress Code is "Fashion is Art"
Every outfit I've compiled together falls under the theme of "Art-Form" with each member of the family representing a different aspect and expression of Art. So they're all distinct, on-theme, and yet feels coherent as a group.
Bruce: Architecture
Dick: Sculpture
Jason: Theatre
Tim: Photography
Cass: Dance
Duke: Cinema
Damian: Music
Steph: Painting
Barbara: Literature
I also thought it'd be a nice point to have everyone's jewelry would canonically be from the Wayne Family Vault, also known as Martha Wayne's Collection. These pieces probably hasn't been worn in decades, and personally I think they avoided pearls in the collection not due to any deep, traumatic personal connection (although that'd make sense) but rather the media would hyper-focus on that and cause a stink. My goal for most outfits was that ALL jewellery worn would be literal family jewels, with very few exceptions.
In this world they're sponsoring it instead of the rich asshole who did in real life.
(Maybe I could do this for other met gala themes... lmk)
Damn bro am I interrupting...
Reference to Tales of The Titans issue 1
Batman doesn't help by being the enabler, but he is a proud father.
Robins are much more similar to each other than they seem
* Dick had more conflicts than people remember.
tim has realized the best approach is to not make a big deal out of it like dick does
Dick Grayson (age 12, waking up Bruce who’s asleep on the couch): hey, Bruce. I need you to sign this permission slip for a school field trip.
Bruce Wayne (hasn’t slept for 5 days and still thinks he’s in the office): what… what is this? One day at the zoo for $45 that’s a terrible deal! Tell them to negotiate… something… better… *falls asleep*
Dick: …um
Alfred: *taking the paper from him* I’ve been able to forge his signature for ten years now. I techincally sign my own paychecks.