Mj

20 english teacher in training

[395nm]

"This shit is so ass." I love that saying. This egg is so chicken.

[dogpuppy]

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[mizuthe-cat]

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[mizuthe-cat]

im always saying this

[unyieldingsilence]

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[valtsv]

oh my god i almost forgot to tell you all about how, while my dad was visiting, i had an infestation of every single kind of bug in my house that hasn't been a problem before or since. like i'm not kidding i evicted so many creeping crawlies that week and couldn't for the life of me stop mosquitos from stealing my blood, but as soon as he left they vanished. and i mean, sure, there's a perfectly rational explanation, because two people make more mess than one and he has a habit of leaving the windows wide open enough to fly a jet engine through day and night, but i can't help but think how symbolically on the nose it was. the ancestral rot at the heart of my family so gothic it's got ants and flies buzzing around its decaying corpse.

[valtsv]

hey so update but i haven't been harassed by a single freaky little beast since my dad left even after leaving some crumbs on the floor as an experiment to see if they attracted any ants so i think my dad might just be bugs actually

[creatures-5]

@vague-magnus-archives

[goth-queen]

[poupon]

Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick

Dude come on

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[ddarling-ddearest-ddead]

Why are so many arg's/ unreality series set in New Jersey. EverymanHYBRID and Tapes I Found At The Thrift Store are the two that come to mind first, but there was one day I was watching a bunch of Night Mind videos and autoplay had back to back ones set in NJ and it freaked me out.

[borisssso]

I haven't seen this trend with Habit yet, but I think it suits him very well :)

[horrorhare]

i let him do my taxes this year, how fucked am i

[malrivet]

[drsatyr]

big fan of the differences between emh and mh

[borisssso]

He won't wash himself anymore.

[the-pineapple-stole-my-husband]

Eridian who's name sounds exactly like the beginning of Megalovania and it jumpscares Grace every single time

[unyieldingsilence]

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[punkrock-bottom]

If you stay up late to hang out with friends I don’t think you should have to be tired in the morning. I think it should be a freebie