[fabfrnkie]

i can’t wait for the whole arena to be completely full, lights down and there they are: a my chemical romance cover band

[ginminim]

my chemical romance: reunion

everybody:

[riotgrrrlgerardway]

MCR:

[saibug1022]

IM SORRY, DID MCR GET BACK TOGETHER OR ARE WE HAVING A COLLECTIVE FEVER DREAM OR AM I HALLUCINATING OR WHAT

[welcometothetransparade]

Response to MCR Returning (2019, colorized)

[cheetomagneto]

[cityoftownsville]

[justsomeantifas]

mcdonalds to their workers: remember we can replace you with robots and it would be just as efficient so do not to beg for more scraps.

mcdonalds three seconds later: ice cream machine broken, sorry.

[justsomeantifas]

the reason they’re always “broken” is mcdonalds ice cream machines take 4 hours to clean, mcdonalds has repeatedly said they would replace the machines with ones that are easier to clean, and yet they still haven’t years after the proclamation

basically what i’m saying is, how can they replace their employees with efficient machines when they can’t even replace their machines with efficient machines.

[cronagorgonzola]

Those old ice cream machines are nasty af btw, corporate’s refusal to replace their old busted-ass machinery is a danger to the workers and consumers. The one at the McDonald’s I worked at had an internal leak so the inside was just full of old rotten milk that smelled like death, but even after my manager opened it up and cleaned it out upper management wouldn’t even think about replacing it cause they didn’t seem to see a problem. Because apparently exposing your workers and customers to rotten food isn’t a problem as long as no one sees it.

Anyway even if the ice cream machine is working probably don’t get the ice cream.

[justsomeantifas]

[fun-ta-mental]

[nyanbinyuri]

[nimblermortal]

[fluffyblue-multifandommess]

Food safety regulations food safety regulations food safety regulations

[justsomeantifas]

y’see the food and safety regulations are largely there, but few are going to enforce them on mcdonalds. 

[taylortut]

y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?”

every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen

[taylortut]

i got this pen four years ago when i was working as a barista at starbucks. I was on the registers and taking the order of this woman, who ordered a nonfat latte, because she was “watching her weight”

so this guy behind her, whom no one was talking to, for some fucking reason says “wathing your weight? but what about the wait for your watch?“ (which is a completely unhinged response. like just complete Mad Hatter nonsense)

anyway this lady gets really uncomfortable and of the five people (me, him, her, the other checker, and the customer at the other register) who were now sucked into the uncomfortable silence, i decided that i should alleviate the tension by saying “you can’t wait for a watch; you don’t have the time”

and then he said “oh, quick girl!”, gave me that pen, got out of line, and left without ordering anything 

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

You pleased a mad fae trickster

[1lily975-blog]

You said someday we might when I’m closer to your height. -fallingfoyou the 1975

[matialonsorphoto]

[brattylikestoeat]

[jehovahhthickness]

Omg

[abduction]

[love]

by Francois-Henri Galland

[dailydnp]

[rhulksdiscordkitten]

Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain

[glassbonespaperskin]