The Tea Daddy of Slenderverse

Hi I'm Candle, a queer 27 year old and this is my blog. I post The Magnus Archives, Boyfriend to Death, creepypastas, stranger things, and tea stuff. Follow if you want. (Icon by gurobug) Want me to write somthing? buy me a cup of coffee and tell me all about it! http://ko-fi.com/tea_stuff  

[too-much-tma-stuff]

Fanfiction masterlist

DCxDP

Multichapter

Hyena Danny!AU

Finally Getting Help

Socializing the Demon Twins

SFW one-shots

Mutually Assured Destruction (pt. 1)

As Weak as You Are Strong (pt. 2)

No Body to Bury (pt. 1)

Neither Gone Nor Forgotten (pt. 2)

Hail Black Sheep

Never Love Another

NSFW one-shots

What They Can't See (18+) (Dead on Main)

Let Me Take Care of You (18+) (Dead Serious)

Who You Love Isn't Always Who You Need (dead tired and dead on main)

As Long as it's You (Dead on Main)

Don't Stop (Dead on Main)

TMA One-shots

Girls Night!

You Deserved it More (Jon/Sasha)

Hunting Again (Gerry TMA/Casper Date with Death)

I've Been Lonely pt. 1 (Oliver?Mikey)

I'll Always Find You pt. 2 (Oliver/Mikey)

Not So Bad Actually (Dog!Gerry)

Hollow Victory

Better then Home (Werewolf Gerry)

I've Got You (Resurrected Gerry)

Before It All Went Wrong pt.1 (Babysitter Michael)

Don't Trust Doors pt. 2

Stay A Few Days (Martin/Jon/Oliver)

Which Part is a Lie (Doorkeay)

A Strange Moth (Jmart)

Slenderverse

(AN: A lot of these are older and I've improved a lot. I am aware I didn't know the difference between does and dose then)

One-shots

Warmly Freezing (EMH)

I See You As You Are (Trans!Jay)

I Support You (Trans!Milo)

Safe Together (EMH)

Down to the River (TT)

Wanna Dance (Evan/Michael)

I'm Not Leaving You (Kevin/Firebrand)

Did You Really Believe That (Evan/Vinny)

Doing What's Best For Us (MLA0)

Go To Sleep Blue Bird (MH)

A Happy Home (EMH)

Looking After Each Other (MH)

Domestic Bliss (Vinny/Evan)

I Can't Stay but I'm Here (TT)

A New Host (EMH)

NSFW one-shots

A Pleasant Surprise (Noah/Observer)

I Need to Feel You (Jeff/Evan)

We Were Friends (Alex/Jay) (Warning: torture)

Let's do Something Else Instead (Masky/Jay)

A Good Ending (Alex/Operator)

I'll Keep You Up All Night (Habit/Noah)

How Much Do You Hate (Masky/Alex)

An Invitation Accepted (Jaw/ToTheArk)

Just Another Bad Memory (Habit/Vinny)

Misc

It's Good I Belong to You (18+ BTD)

More Time With You (Creepypasta, Ben Drowned/Eyeless Jack)

Link to my AO3 if you prefer

[rakiah]

Got hit by a new AU some time ago, so here it is! Exobiologist!Vil meets Alienbeing!Leona ಠ⁠◡⁠ಠ Brain said "make that lion a lionfish snake". So be it. Still need a title for this AU but already have a chunk of lore! Can't wait to doodle more about this one on my free time~

[silvermoth0]

Pt. 1

(guyz this is a series :3)

[occudo]

They wear suits, but they don't even know basic etiquette.

inspired by @cowardsexual 's post of a very sleepy phm science team and Grace's teacher instincts

[stephdudette]

So idk if you guys know of a game called Undertale. Its by Toby Radiation Fox, the guy who does homestuck music.

Well i started playing the demo, and that part with the flower, I thought it was gonna be all cute and nice.

BOY WAS I HELL WRONG. THAT FLOWER FREAKED THE HELL OUT OF ME. IM STILL SHAKING NOW.

someone calm me down. im not even 10 seconds and this is freaky. its like OFF  but idk. sdjgklsdjg;lksdjg

imma keep playing though, hopefully it gets better

[kittysnail-sadweasel]

this is like dusting off an ancient relic

[poltergeist-404]

Based on this tweet!

[0owitheredquinceyo0]

Grace mate bad as hell statement.

Doodle between comms

[raccooncomic]

221. Peanut Butter

[junepurr1]

@bamsara 🍤 🦐

[rootspice]

[kaibacorpintern]

Not OTP nor NOTP but a magical third thing: I’m indifferent to your ship but your fanart fucking slaps

[snifsnoof]

this in: middle-aged mans first known encounter with flirtatious remark (confused)

[spicy-apple-pie]

Steph broke up with Tim but luckily there's another Wayne and single and ready to mingle

Commission Info / Kofi (members get comics a week early)

[dailycatsblog]

[roadhogsbigbelly]

have you ever seen a fictional male character that is obviously designed by straight people to be ugly as possible but you KNOW would be extremely popular with gay men???

[roadhogsbigbelly]

Fictional male character: “yeah, i’m not very attractive because i’m big and hairy and i sweat alot haha”

Me and every autistic gay man in the distance:

[roadhogsbigbelly]

YOU KNOW WHAT NAH YOUR RIGHT!

[roadhogsbigbelly]

Happy Pride

[snekberry]

Wolfboy Hunter and foxboy Kiel 🐺🦊

These are redraws of these drawings from 2024:

[dcxdpdabbles]

Danny kicks open the door: Bruce! Explain yourself! Bruce: Hello, Daniel. How are you? How are things in accounting? Danny: Don't try to use socialized manners to distract me! I want an explanation for these accounts! *slams folders on Bruce's desk* Bruce: Hmm? These are personal accounts. Danny: I'm aware! What I want to know is why you have so much money being transferred to "Barry's food budget", "Clark's furniture replacement fund," and "Diana's art purchases grant!" Bruce: I believe the names of the accounts are self-explanatory. Danny: Who are these people!? Why are you funding thier lives?! You have four other accounts with similar titles!.... Bruce, do you have a secret family? Illegitimate children? Bruce: Yes, because I adopted a dozen children as a single father, but refused to actually provide for my own. That makes perfect sense. Wow, you caught me. Danny: Ugh, I hate when you use sarcasm. The whole world thinks you're an airhead with no thoughts, but I know the truth. You're a sarcastic, emotionally broken mess that somehow is the most clever mastermind alive! Bruce: Thank you Danny: Uggghhhhh! If we weren't best friends, I would have quit by now! I made enough money to retire early! Bruce: But you won't~🎶 Danny: Aghhhhh! I won't! If I do, I know you'll mess up all the financial systems I set up and run this company into the ground! Bruce: You're the reason we aren't sinking. Danny: Damn right I am! *Agressively sits down and crosses his arms and ankles* Alright, if they aren't your children, then who are these people? Bruce with the straightest face ever: They're my sugar babies. Danny: .....What? Bruce pulls out pictures of the Justice League's civilian IDs: Look at them. Danny: Wow Bruce: Yeah Danny: Okay, I guess it makes sense why you would want to fund them. But Bruce, you can't just- Bruce: Do you want to be one of my sugar babies? Danny: I would rather be ripped monicule by monicule than be your sugar baby. Bruce: What if I made you my Splenda nephew? Danny: What does that entail? Bruce: I give you money, but you don't give me any sugar. You just spend time with me. Danny: No kissing, no sex, no romance? Just friends spending time together? Bruce: Exactly. Danny: *Narrows eyes* Bruce Wayne, are you bribing me to turn a blind eye to you toeing the line of embazelement? Bruce: Yes Danny: Great! Cause I am totally willing to turn a blind eye to your sugar babies! How much are you willing to give Uncle Bruce? Bruce: This is why we're best friends.

[dailycatsblog]