Las Nevadas on a Road Trip
Las Nevadas is essentially a family on a road trip (lol). Except none of the family members really want to be there and are really only doing this because it was an annual thing that they told themselves they couldn’t miss out on.
With that thought, have this:
Quackity is the driver, with Sam riding shotgun and taking the wheel whenever Quackity has to turn around in his seat to yell at the people in the back
“Don’t make me turn this fucking car around!”
“You heard Big Q, stop fighting back there!”
“Why do they only listen to you??”
Big Q is a pretty decent driver, takes advantage of empty freeways, and he nearly gives Sam a heart attack everytime because “you have to obey traffic laws, they’re there for a reason”
Frequent stops to fast food restaurants and if you have to use the restroom, too bad, Q just missed the exit
Sam has control of the radio and the only one who seems to like that (read: not care) is Slimecicle
Sam is also the guardian of the snacks and if you’re hungry chances are all you’re going to get is a packet of peanuts like this is some goddamn airline
He’s also in charge of making sure Quackity doesn’t A) Drive everyone off a cliff and B) go the wrong direction for the fITH TIME, QUACKITY I SAID TO MAKE A LEFT-
That being said, man is awake the entire time and rarely takes naps at all during the trip
In the middle three seats we have Foolish, Slimecicle, and Fundy, aka: the slightly decent trio….slightly
Foolish is probably the least chaotic of the bunch, with him usually sticking to daydreaming while looking out the window or keeping Slimecicle entertained
He’s usually another one who tries to make peace with everyone in the car, when Quackity starts threatening to turn the car around, he usually is trying to stop Wilbur from firing another comment at Quackity to egg him on
He’s stuck in the seat that everyone usually gets out of so he is constantly having to get out of the car every time they make a stop
He wishes he hadn’t forgotten his earbuds really
Slimecicle is the middle, getting slime all over the car and grossing Fundy out
He’s also in a car seat because Quackity was worried (he’s in his tiny slime blob form)
Constantly asking questions which are usually answered by either Quackity or Foolish
Classic “Are we there yet? Are we there yet?” troupe, has no concept of time
Quackity made Sam install a TV into the car so that they could distract him with a movie every time he starts asking too many questions (they only have Moana and Kung Fu Panda)
Fundy is sick and tired of Moana
No literally, he’s throwing up into another paper bag again because he gets car sick
Having slime boy sit next to him, gooping and what not is not helping
No matter how many times he asks to stop at the side of the road to hurl, Quackity says they aren’t stopping and Wilbur laughs
Tries to sleep it off though and spends a lot of time with his hat over his head because Purpled won’t share the shade
But too bad, he isn’t sharing the snacks that are totally not making him sick
In the back seats, we’ve got Purpled, Glatt, and Wilbur, the back seat drivers and the ones making Quackity go crazy
Purpled is spending most of his time with earbuds in his ears, blasting music at a volume that’s concerning Glatt
Occasionally he makes comments about the music Sam is playing on the radio, but he’s refusing to pass his phone up to the aux everytime Sam challenges him to do so
Like Fundy, he also isn’t sharing his snacks and has smacked Glatt at least five times since the last missed exit and Wilbur twice
“We’re almost at the hotel, just an hour away.”
“Not what I fucking meant!”
“No Purpled! Now you’ve got Slime saying shit!”
But at least he’s minding his damn business unLIKE TWO OTHER FUCKERS-
Wilbur and Glatt are essentially those fuckers in the back of the bus causing a whole bunch of trouble for everyone
For one, they won’t stop annoying Quackity from where they are and Sam does very little to really prevent them from stopping aside from a glare and a refusal to give them snacks
They’re also backseat driving; with Wilbur pointing out every mistake Quackity makes and Glatt insisting that if he were driving, they’d get there a lot sooner
Not necessarily in one piece, but it would be a lot faster
They fought over who would be the one to sit in the middle and eventually it ended up being Glatt because Wilbur said he wanted to be able to annoy Fundy from behind and Glatt supported that
They’re also playing games in the back, a mix of uno, black jack, and poker perhaps, nobody fucking knows
Wilbur’s got his feet up on Fundy’s seat and occasionally bothers him
Glatt sticks to just annoying Quackity and sometimes he messes with Slime
“Don’t be telling Slime things, Glatt. Slime don’t listen to him.”
“Relax pumpkin spice! I’m not going to teach him anything! I’m just giving him an apple!”
And yes, at one point the two of them were left on the side of the road for a period of time before Foolish forced Quackity to turn around and pick them back up
Nobody was really happy about that but it wasn’t the last time that it happened (Fundy once got accidentally left behind at a gas station)
Did I mention Glatt doing scuffed karaoke with a shitty mic whenever he gets bored? Because he does that.
Thank god Sam built this fucking vehicle because no fucking way would it have survived had it been a normal car
That’s all I’ve got for now. Some is inspiration out of my own family road trips (I’ve had a fair share of them) and others are completely just based on the characters’ and their personalities/habits.
I just thought it was a funny concept.
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