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any pronouns

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Me and some friends were live-streaming mice eating cake. People were betting on which mouse could finish its slice first.

[the-kickster]

very funny mental image so i made this in gmod

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[dead-poet-neil]

Dat is so freaking bad for dem!!! give the mice sum grain or somethinggg 😭

[birdplushie]

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

[dead-poet-neil]

how much aura did i loose when;

a guy tried approaching me saying he has the "biggest 'tism"™

i asked how and he said he "wasnt really good in social situations"

i can tell, buddy, you came over to ME and thats your first line??

i said "u wanna know a secret?"

leaned in

"i write essays for fun"

"oohh snap"

"yeah, i know"

[desolationlesbian]

fiction got off soooo lucky with dreams and hallucinations. imagine if the human brain didn't come with a built-in path to surreal imagery that could perfectly represent abstract themes and emotional truths through metaphor. we'd be so fucked man

[xbox-nun]

Me as an art critic: this piece really explores the… Misogyny of the artist 🤔

[libraford]

"If tampons should be free, then so should my diabetes meds."

Yes? Yes they should be? Your life-saving medication that you need in order to live for a condition you were born with should be given to you at no cost?

[deathtokillian]

10/10 dad joke

[normal-horoscopes]

Pregnant woman: eats rabbit

Rabbit soul staring at developing baby: This is where the fun begins

Baby a few years later: Has weird eyes and scampers

More

[2peachy]

[yffresbeard]

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

[rabbithaver]

prev im so sorry to put you on blast like this but please know this had me in hysterics

[neherandunasflor]

Dame Chanda

[dead-poet-neil]

In so glad we see her the same way

[waxsuyaaa]

i neeed to REVIVE the nevermor fandom……

[susiephone]

nevermoor is so funny bc the protagonist spends the entire first book trying to join a special society both to save her own life and to have a sense of belonging and purpose and to finally have a family and after so much struggle and sacrifice she finally makes it in...

and then in the second book on literally her first day she finds out the society's motto is "fuck them kids"

[shego143]

My Nevermoor Big Bang Art!!!!

THANK YOU @peronasghosts FOR THIS AMAZING FIC!!!! I can't tell you just how much talent you have when it comes to writing. Your fic is amazing!!!

Here is ur dose of Hawthorne and Nan <3

[adonischildsupportcase]

[warlockhex]

[the-overreactress]

I rewatched Dead Poets Society a few weeks ago and felt inspired to write this contrapuntal poem :)

[dead-poet-neil]

Okay now I know I'm bout hyperfixate on dick cause I cannot for the life of me bring that much creative passion GODDMOTHERFUCKENDAMMNN