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[emil]

im trying

[emil]

my screen. in the way

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i believe in you

[emil]

[saintd0nna]

happy pride to him

[trollrider1111]

Gay broke sober king 🤴

[kosmogrl]

[myothertardisisonthemun]

[orcboxer]

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

[arroscnleche]

soy yooo tu ángel de la guarda holiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 bueno. en como seis meses, vas a morir de hambre. 🥺 y si no te protejo, me van a: #¡despedir! 🫢 y eso No esta Chido 🙅‍♀️jajaaa Entonces. 🙏investigue acerca del tema y resulta que: ¡puedo prevenir tu muerte al 100%! 😯 ¡Uh oh! 😆 Hay más que suficiente comida para que sobrevivas sin que interfieras con la supervivencia de los demás, ¡pero no puedes teneral! 🤨 ¿Queeeé? 🤷‍♀️ Al parecer, tu muerte fue premeditada por miles de cosas llamadas "accionistas." Y bueno. 🙏 empeze a matar personas,

[tracing-rivers]

c'est moooi ton ange gardien coucooou 😇 bon 🙏 alors. dans genre six mois, tu vas mourir de faim. 🥺 et si je te protège pas, je vais me faire: #virer ! 🫢 et ça c'est pas Pas Super 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa Donc. 🙏 j'ai fait mes recherches sur les causes de famine et devine quoi: Ta mort est 100% évitable ! 😯 Oh-oh ! 😆 Il y a largement assez de ressources pour te nourrir sans interférer avec la survie d'autrui, mais tu n'y as pas accès ! 🤨 Quoooi ? 🤷‍♀️ Apparemment ta mort a été préméditée par des milliers de trucs appelées des "actionnaires". Du coup.🙏 j'ai tué pas mal de monde,

[clockworkspider]

hiiiiii 😇 我是亲的守护小天使！okay🙏 嗯。您在差不多半年会饿死哈🥺 若我不能救您我会被#炒鱿鱼！🫢 那可不行哦🙅‍♀️ 哈哈。所以昵🙏我查了一下人类饿死的原因，然后发现：诶呀呀😯亲的死是可以避免哒！😆 这世上有足够食物给亲吃，一点儿也不需要影响别人的生存率哒！但不给亲！🤨 怎么会这样昵？ 🤷‍♀️ 原来，亲的死是被一帮叫“股东”的东西计算好滴！ 所以昵🙏 我杀了一些人，

[berdymane]

Sou euuu eu sou seu anjo da guarda oiiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 então. em uns seis meses, você vai morrer de fome. 🥺 E se eu não te proteger , eu vou ser: #demitido! 🫢 e isso Não É Bom 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa Então. 🙏 Eu dei uma pesquisada sobre as causas de morrer de fome, e descobri que: Sua morte é completamente previnível! 😯 Oh oh! 😆 Tem mais comida do que o suficiente pra te sustentar sem interferir com a sobrevivência de mais ninguém, mas você não pode acessar essa comida! 🤨 Queeee? 🤷‍♀️ Aparentemente, sua morte é premeditada por milhares de coisas chamadas "acionistas." Então. 🙏 Eu estive matando algumas pessoas,

[misterybusiness]

ik ben het, je beschermengel, hoiiiii 😇 oké 🙏 dus. over ongeveer 6 maanden ga je dood doordat je verhongert. 🥺 en als ik je niet bescherm, word ik: #ontslagen! 🫢 en dat is Niet Goed 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa Dus. 🙏 ik heb er even gekeken naar oorzaken van verhongering en wat blijkt: Je dood is gewoon te voorkomen! 😯 Oh oh! 😆 Er is meer dan genoeg voedsel om je in leven te houden zonder het overleven van anderen te verhinderen, maar jij mag het niet hebben! 🤨 Waaat? 🤷‍♀️ Blijkbaar is jouw dood al van tevoren bepaald door duizenden dingen genoemd "aandeelhouders." Dus. 🙏 Ik ben bezig geweest met mensen vermoorden,

[feralphoenix]

やっほ！きみの守護天使だよぉ～ 😇 OK 🙏 実はきみ、六か月後に飢餓で死んじゃうんだって 🥺 きみを守れなかったら私、到頭#首だよ！ 🫢 首とかダメでしょ 🙅‍♀️ (苦笑)それでね 🙏 飢餓の原因を調べてみるとね、きみの死因は全然回避できちゃうよ！ 😯 やば～い！ 😆 誰の分を奪わずにきみがお腹いっぱい食べていけるだけのごはんが普通にあるのに、きみが手に入っちゃいけないんだとか！ 🤨 あれえぇ？！ 🤷‍♀️ 実はきみの死亡が、「株主」っていうやつによる計画的犯行らしいんだあ。というわけで！ 🙏 私、人を殺しまくり始めたんだけど～、

[rocketbirdie]

heh. didn't even stand a chance.

[clapuhands]

to everyone in the notes asking for a translation: panel 1: "weigh your heart" (the suffix pronoun for heart should be .k not .ti i think but i see what you are going for. also, my copy of faulkner doesn't have a copy of the word but it's pretty clear from context what it means) panel 4: "what"

anyway op good job this is really funny and better than 99.9% of hieroglyphs on the internet

[oodles-of-boodle]

@thatlittleegyptologist

[thatlittleegyptologist]

xAa is 'to throw/dispatch/abandon' because fAj is the verb 'to weigh' (this can be checked on the Thesaurus Linguae Aegyptiae), .tj should be =k as already pointed out.

Thus with xAa as the imperative 'dispact/throw', the scales determinative doesn't belong to that word and is thus a word in and of itself the 3-consonant jws.w (the .w is just a plural, it's still 3-consonants), and then .tj which should be =k.

It's more: xAa jws.w ib=k 'chuck your heart on the scales' *ma'at gets obliterated* ptr 'what'.

As an aside; it's not good practice with Middle Egyptian to go 'we can infer this from context' when you can't find that word in one dictionary. You should be consulting at least three. Also, because my ass has been doing this for nearly 20 years, just so you're all aware xAa is in Faulkner:

This is page 183 of my personal copy of Faulkner's Concise Dictionary of Middle Egyptian. xAa is right there! You'll see that the picture of the entry for the TLA also cites it as FCD 'Faulkner's Concise Dictionary' 183.

[fallenangelvictorious]

You know the art is good when the academics start getting spicy in the notes

[maythray]

"the three dots on the side" call her by her REAL NAME.. Meatballs Menu

[maythray]

im gonna say it now so everyone in my notes stops arguing over this. meatballs menu is three dots side-by-side. kebab menu is three dots up and down. bento menu is an array of 9 dots in a square shape. hamburger menu is three lines horizontally. Yes there are others but none of them are nearly as prevalent so i dont care enough to list them. goot bye

[gauntletqueen]

Literally what they're called btw this post isn't a bit

[ailurinae]

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

Computer programmers are perpetually famished

[lesbianknighterrant]

He drinks a whisky drink (action) he drinks a vodka drink (bonus action) he drinks a lager drink (hasted action) he drinks a cider drink (action surge)

[lesbianknighterrant]

He sings the songs that remind him of the good times, he sings the songs that remind him of the better times (bardic inspiration)

[lesbianknighterrant]

i get KNOCKED DOWN (prone condition) BUT I GET UP AGAIN (HALF MOVEMENT)

YOURE NOT EVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN (GRAPPLE IMMUNITY)

[homunculus-argument]

Tsundere this, yandere that. I'm a wandere. You took your eyes off me for two seconds and I've already fucked off. Saw something cool glint on the other side of the continent and I'm on my way to check it out.

[transfemininomenon]

[nameless-sdk]

[taggsvansen]

🐐THE GOAT HAS FALLEN 🐐

[cheryl-is-a-flower]

HELL YEAH!!!!

[treffyfrinn]

Frodo Baggins Anemia Moodboard

[baddywronglegs]

[a-sinister-wizard]

[tom-spanks]

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

[scumfuckus]

[yiffpunk]

[heatseekingbehavior]

[nonbinarybeartrade]

[falconfate]

Yeah, I’d have killed a man for this bedroom as a kid

[godisafujoshi]

Just jerked my shit during lunch break 😊

[senator-onahole]

do it on the clock are you stupid

[maid-photographer]

The more I get back into doing creative stuff the more I understand that one Fujimoto quote

[malpensante]

[letatlin]

for anyone wondering about the second quote:

[tothechaos]

going into a bougie supermarket makes me feel like that one painting of the bolshevik standing in the russian palace

[tothechaos]

"$12.95 for 8.5oz of Jelly are You Fucking Kidding Me"

[akaanmo]

in honor of me getting the tim pride funko