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Ok yeah fuck this. Tumblr is officially a hell fucking site Iām still flagged over stupid shit. Gonna clear my queue as much as possible n just re-queue this if I end up not getting all of it. Itās been a great fucking run until I got flagged for the have too many apricot fuckin pixels. If u fuckin care, find me on Twitter or ao3 under the same user: @wolf1Ez
My main blog has been flagged and Iām too exhausted with this website to deal with it. I will officially be moving to Twitter and ao3. I have a few more posts queued but I will no longer add to the queue. Itās been a great 2 years on this blog (just about 5 on my main!) but I really cant deal with the amount of censorship and flagged shit yall. Anyway, cheers, see yall around
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Ok yeah fuck this. Tumblr is officially a hell fucking site Iām still flagged over stupid shit. Gonna clear my queue as much as possible n just re-queue this if I end up not getting all of it. Itās been a great fucking run until I got flagged for the have too many apricot fuckin pixels. If u fuckin care, find me on Twitter or ao3 under the same user: @wolf1Ez
Let me tell you something, colouring is a bitch when you are barely awake. And I barely even coloured!
A redesign I guess
Pharah is so pretty I want to cry
blizzard rlly picked the funniest character to be canonically gay likeā¦ā¦ā¦the patron saint of call of duty Gamer Brosā¢ļø and toxic comp tryhardsā¦ā¦ā¦heās gay now
if you an adult learn to take sex criticism. Y'all be 26 giving out wack head cause you refused to listen in ya freshmen year of college that you not suppose to bite it like that. You 28 still just sticking dry penis in a dry hole saying āoh..you tightā NOT AROUSED!!!
if someone says ow during sex you stop and ask! Donāt keep going!!
If you finished first thatās fine!!! Itās normal!! But donāt just leave that person hanging!!
You cum in a person after they asked you not too but it was an accident guess who paying $50 for plan b?? YOU!!!
if you looking at this putting genders on it then itās ya fault lol cause this is the most gender neutral post
He ded
i have so many Feelings about the wordĀ ābitchā. i love when itās used humorously (āiām out here ruining my own life as always bitchā), i love when itās reclaimed (āiām a boss-ass bitchā), i love when my female friends call me jokingly (ālisten here bitchā), but when a man says it? sirens, warning lights. when a man calls a woman it it comes with such hatred. itās stabbing. itās sharp and vile and it drips misogyny. itās funny how the word can be fine 95% of the time and the other 5% of the time it genuinely fills me with fear
*plays assassins creed to study for my ap history exam*
This is actually really funny. In high school my humanities teacher told us a story about one of the Europe trips he had gone on with the school a few summers past. So him and the group of kids were in the middle of Rome and the tour guide had gotten lost. They could figure out how to get to some church they were going to see. All of a sudden one of the students like call attention to himself. He says he knows where to go and just start walking around the streets, taking back roads and side streets and within 20 mins theyāre at the church they needed to get to. My teacher asks the kid if he has every been to Italy before. He says no, he just knew where to go because he played Assassins Creed Brotherhood.
my brother is getting married and iām so excited to fulfill my destiny as the embarrassing drunk gay sister who flirts with the bride for the entire ceremony
iām gonna yellĀ āRUN AWAY WITH MEā to her during the vows
there are people out there genuinely worried that Iām gonna steal my brotherās bride away the day of their weddingā¦ iām laughing. Iāve known her since I was born, we just love annoying the shit out of my brother and this āyou picked the wrong siblingā joke has been going on for as long as I can remember. The whole family is in on it. The three of us are super close, sheās always been family. Also we are really bad at romantic weddings (my Mom wore jeans at my Dadās and hers, signed a bunch of papers and then got blackout drunk), and my brother and his girlfriend probably wonāt even have a ārealā ceremony, just a celebration between friends and family. I love my brother and he already knows Iām gonna pull some stupid stunt, itās what we do. His girlfriend is usually the one to initiate these shitty jokes, I wouldnāt be surprised if she was the one to stop the āceremonyā to say some shit like āWAIT THIS IS THE WRONG SIBLINGā. please donāt take any of this seriously lmao
that said, iām definitely showing up half naked to her bachelorette party as the āsurprise stripperā with a sash that says āthe sibling your should be marryingā and a shitty plastic tiara
UPDATE:Ā
1) for people confused about theĀ āIāve known her since I was born (ā¦) sheās always been familyā: Sheās the granddaughter of our parentsā neighbors, we all grew up together and my brother and her have been in love since they were babies. He held her hand as she made her first steps, they even have a picture on their wall of the moment before she first tried to get up
2) ITāS OFFICIAL, IāM GONNA BE MY BROTHERāS BEST MAN. AND YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST MAN DO? A SPEECH. Everything is going according to plan.
I forgot to update this post. Probably because THESE TWO SNAKES GOT MARRIED BEHIND EVERYONEāS BACK, JUST THE TWO OF THEM, AND DIDNāT TELL ANYONE. Aka, there was no ceremony. They just went and signed a piece of paper on their own. Like I said, we arenāt big on Flashy And Romantic Weddings in this family. BUT STILL, I WAS ROBBED OF MY BIG MOMENT.
That said, they still hosted a gigantic party with friends and both families with like 100 people and a good 100 bottles of champagne & 100 more of wine (weāre French, donāt judge us). A lot of food, too. And a lot of food means a lot of napkins. And a lot of napkins means I could spend the entire night writing down my phone number on them and keep obnoxiously slipping them into the brideās hands, pockets, plate, glass, collar etc while mouthingĀ ācall meā and doing the phone hand-motion. Which she obnoxiously answered with a fake-fanning hand motion and a wink every time, btw. My own Mother slipped her a napkin on my behalf at one point, too. My brother ripped every single napkins in half. After roughly 18 times of what was probably the most annoying running gag of all time, my brother finally decided to put me in a headlock.
Anyway, these two are still disgustingly, infuriatingly, madly in love, everyone was piss drunk and we all lived happily ever after,
The End.
look what I found! really old work of mine probably will not be finished Ā (/ā”ļ¼¼*)ć»ćthat it supposed to be Blackwell teachers AUĀ Chloe - Physical education Max - Photography Nathan - umā¦ history ? wanted him to be art teacher but lmao idk Warren - ScienceĀ
She never responded to my first letter
