[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[damazcuz]

FUCK ALLLL EMPLOMYMENT

[mousegirlheart]

found this nefarious cube in my home. going to incinerate it out of an abundance of caution.

[zegalba]

[daftpatience]

drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

[easel-eisel]

can i come over and implant false memories of us being childhood friends?

[09wooglenotabutt09]

Sure! You always did that when we were younger!

[pokemon-personalities]

this is all i want

[acatalepsist]

[crippled-peeper]

“women don’t have the capacity for misogyny” have you ever met a mother

[escuerzoresucitado]

[mp3v0]

[daz-e]

[dykemd]

i should only be charged a symbolic amount of 10 cents for my groceries because i have kind eyes and my intentions are pure

[scenetorrents]

in my restless dreams i see that shit

[tankobons]

[64mpg]

old people are always like “you guys want everything to be easy” yessss queen exactly……

[nyaa]