Gimme your milk money

{Independent Deadpool ask/rp blog Originally from Marvel Comics OCs allowed Crossovers encouraged Tracking: deadestpool}

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[blandmarvelheadcanons]

Professor Xavier is the master of the “I’m moving around loudly in the hallway so you know I’m here” move and uses it frequently. Especially when he hears inappropriate noises/thoughts coming out of a room.

[sarahconnorjr]

Deadpool V4 #8

[perdxro-archive-blog]

“Iᴛ ɪs ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛʀᴏɴɢᴇsᴛ ᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏsᴛ ɪɴᴛᴇʟʟɪɢᴇɴᴛ ᴡʜᴏ ᴡɪʟʟ sᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇsᴛ ᴍᴀɴᴀɢᴇ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ.” ﹣Cʜᴀʀʟᴇs Dᴀʀᴡɪɴ

Independent Armando “Darwin” Muñoz from X-Men: First Class. 4+ years of roleplaying experience and 6+ years of writing experience. Completely up to date on MCU and X-Men canon. Multi-verse and multi-ship. All potential triggers will be tagged by: “insert trigger here” tw. Mun is 18+ but is hesitant to smut since I’ve never done it before. Willing to do crossovers. Will RP in any sort of format. Gif chat, icon chat, gif icons, semi-para, para, and novella.

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[deadestpool]

*GHOSTLY ATOMIC WEDGIE*

[nechojakrp]

Reblog with 3 of your favorite reaction pictures of your muse

[deadestpool]

[arkytiorforeman-archive-deactiv]

I’m surprised so many people actually want to rp with me like

are you aware that I suck?

[sincerelymoose]

[professorcfxarchive]

"Cerebro is a very delicate piece of equipment.                                                                     You can’t touch it.”

[deadestpool]

                            { touches it }   

[nacholatkes-deactivated20151014]

Let's do a weird headcanon thing

[deadestpool]

What they smell like: Sex and tacos

How they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc): takes up the whole damn bed

What music they enjoy: Hard Rock

How much time they spend getting ready every morning: Literally gets up and goes

Their favorite thing to collect: rubber duckies, pancakes

Left or right-handed: Left

Religion (if any): None

Favorite touristy thing to do when traveling (museums, local food, sightseeing, etc): Concerts, parades

Favorite kind of weather: Rain

A weird/obscure fear they have: Nail clippers, dentists

The carnival/arcade game they always win without fail: Pacman

[deadestpool]

;;Open

 ❝ ------------ -- -Can I touch it?                                         I'm definitely gonna touch it. ❞

[the-ultimate-spiderman-deactiva]

[deadestpool]

                   ❝ hey,                           Spidey. ❞

[deadestpool]

Been M I A for days

But I'm back, so have a list of people I owe. Oh, and like for a personalized starter D R A F T S wandaawilson jesslynshepard onyourleft-falcon professorcfx fordetalle

[xxmutant]

            “Soooo, you’re not the pizza guy?”

[deadestpool]

                                 ❝  No,                                        but he sends his regards.                                        And your pizza was good. ❞

[professorcfxarchive]

"Deadpool, there isn’t even any blood."

[deadestpool]

              ❝Haven't you ever hear of                                                        internal damage?                                                        This could be serious.❞

[jesslynshepard-deactivated20170]

                 ”What ——- what happened?”

[deadestpool]

                             ❝Ummmmmmmmmmm,                                  I found you on the street,                                   looking like you were mauled by a heard of                                    rabid potatoes so I brought you here. ❞

[professorcfxarchive]

I know you’re not dead - stop being such a drama queen.”

[deadestpool]

               ❝No, I think this is it.                                  This is the end of Deadpool.                                            Goodbye cruel world! ❞