Carpe jugulum.

Dualscar / ♒ / Old as hellOfficial eyeroller of the Alternian Empire. Space, the final frontier. These are the vvoyages of the Imperial Fleet. Its eternal mission: to conquer strange new wworlds, to seek out neww life, neww drinks, and neww...

[ifmewsayso]

The weirdest kit gets is accents ofur mewsual letters! None of cat fucked up H, N, A, B and U shit. 

Je vais admettre, le francais est bien foutu. C’est un emmerde pour apprendre.

(( I will admit, Furench is real fucked up. Kit’s a pain in the ass to learn.))

[deadeyemegalodon-blog]

It has it’s charms, and it’s not that difficult to figure out. Plus, there are vvery feww pronounciation rules.

Колико глаголских времена има? Зашто си изабрала баш француски?

[[how many tenses does it have? oh, why’d u pick french??]]

[deadeyemegalodon-blog]

[[the only reason i had deadeye speak troll slavic is bc i wanted to make the fur coat quip]]

[ifmewsayso]

Yo hablo espanol tambien!

((I speak Spanish, too!))

Mais je prefere le francais. 

((But I prefer French.))

#Holy shit though cat language is fucked up#Kit doesn't even use regular letters

[deadeyemegalodon-blog]

Ahh yes, because French and Spanish don’t use wweird letters at all?

Ма, северњаци. Алкохол удари у главу, и онда настају оваква слова.

((bah, norterners. alcohol gets to you, and then letters like these happen))

[sugaryexcess]

I cannot stand any of t)(ese people~ 38(

[deadeyemegalodon-blog]

Wwelcome to hell.

[ifmewsayso]

deadeyemegalodon liked your post:Je vois des garcons en train de parler en l’autre…

Are mew liking that bepaws mew know what I’m saying, or bepaws mew’re admiring my furench skills.

[deadeyemegalodon-blog]

Je parle un minimum nu.

[[i speak a bare minimum]]

Преферирам овај језик, мада искрено само зато што се углавном говори на северу а ја изгледам фантастично у крзненом капуту.

[[i prefer this language, though honestly just because its mostly spoken in the north and i look fantastic in a fur coat]]

[deadeyemegalodon-blog]

Wwhy wwould you eat something nightly anywway, it wwould lose the appeal fast.

[sugaryexcess]

Nomoby efin ate t)(em nig)(tly, but now t)(ey CAN’T, w)(ic)( is different~

[deadeyemegalodon-blog]

Ohhh my goddd that’s ridiculous and absolutely something people wwould do you havve my sympathies...

[deadeyemegalodon-blog]

ok FAIR ENOUGH]]

#ooc#to be completely fair i do get random pans of “are you randomly upset with me” but i ignore them bc what the fuck brain what the FUCK

[wirrrp]

aw, sad me.  I promise, it’s just me being a stuck up old fart, not anger.

[deadeyemegalodon-blog]

i think i just need to chill tbh like, id like to cease overanalyzing a handful of chattertext but im not rly there yet so for now just chill

[deadeyemegalodon-blog]

Wwhy wwould you eat something nightly anywway, it wwould lose the appeal fast.

[deadeyemegalodon-blog]

There wwas a party and I’m deader than usual. Howwevver hangovvers happen to people wwho stop drinking, so.

[devotedharlequin]

were considerin fruit juice at all?

[deadeyemegalodon-blog]

Yes, actually, grape juice is lovvely.

[deadeyemegalodon-blog]

where]]

[wirrrp]

Read any post I’ve written. :)

[deadeyemegalodon-blog]

ok FAIR ENOUGH]]

[deadeyemegalodon-blog]

yOU MAKE IT OSUND LIKE VEGETABLES]]

[wirrrp]

sure it does, believe in yourself!  There are real people that talk in full sentences!

[deadeyemegalodon-blog]

where]]

[deadeyemegalodon-blog]

There wwas a party and I’m deader than usual. Howwevver hangovvers happen to people wwho stop drinking, so.

[deadeyemegalodon-blog]

[[i ahate deadeyes speech pattrenrs ofs so mcuCH GOD SHUT UP]]

[wirrrp]

XD  It’s healthy and good for you

[deadeyemegalodon-blog]

yOU MAKE IT OSUND LIKE VEGETABLES]]

[deadeyemegalodon-blog]

[[i ahate deadeyes speech pattrenrs ofs so mcuCH GOD SHUT UP]]

[deadeyemegalodon-blog]

My hunting grounds are too alien as of late, unforunately.

[devotedharlequin]

the motherfuckin best kind

[deadeyemegalodon-blog]

Maybe so for the novvelty, but that gets old fairly fast.

[deadeyemegalodon-blog]

I honestly miss Alternia sometimes, if only for the horrifying monsters.

[caepaecaesurae]

There’s plenty of horrifying monsters around, if you knowv wvhere to look for your hunting grounds.

[deadeyemegalodon-blog]

My hunting grounds are too alien as of late, unforunately.

[deadeyemegalodon-blog]

I honestly miss Alternia sometimes, if only for the horrifying monsters.