olly realizing he's dealing with qifrey 2.0
Orugio: Oh shit THERE'S TWO OF THEM NOW!!
todays bird

⁂
Not today Justin
DEAR READER
Stranger Things
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Cosimo Galluzzi
🪼
No title available
Keni

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
hello vonnie

Kiana Khansmith
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
macklin celebrini has autism
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Three Goblin Art

shark vs the universe
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

PR's Tumblrdome

seen from Türkiye
seen from Singapore
seen from Australia

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Serbia
seen from United States

seen from United States
@deadinsidewithglitterontop
olly realizing he's dealing with qifrey 2.0
Orugio: Oh shit THERE'S TWO OF THEM NOW!!
I love it when they do this...
+ Qifrey being Coco's DAD:
I need the non-brazilian WHA fans to have the knowledge that on Saturday, the Portuguese Brazilian dub actors of Olruggio and Qifrey made a live dub skit along with two cosplayers of them a couple arguing because Qifrey wants to adopt another girl + bonus of Olly calling Qifrey 'my love' (meu amor)
The dialogue translated:
Qifrey: Come on Olruggio, just one more girl, please! It won't hurt to try!
Olruggio: But my love, we didn't discuss this!
Qifrey: What? Yes we did, we discussed it yesterday!
Olruggio: We're going to have to move houses, we have no room for so many children!
Qifrey: Of course we have, if five fit, so do six!
Olruggio: We didn't talk about this before, you promised you wouldn't do this!
Qifrey: Pleaseee, just for today, come on!
Olruggio: Okay, okay, okay!
"I can't swim" made me crack up
Rooting for Brazil will leave him constantly stressed
In honor of our (hard-fought) victory against Japan, I wanted to inflict on Qifrey all the nervousness and stress and cold sweating I felt
⚽
everyone be quiet. marsha with her snoopy.
Was bored in my english class this morning, good thing I always carry one of my smaller sketchbooks with me so I drew these cuties 💖💖
Was testing my habilities to sketch with my pens only
I admit that Vash looks better than Qifrey, BUT ON MY DEFENSE I've been perfecting my ways of drawing his spikey head for 2 years already, he's already engraved in my brain
I promise that when life is less hectic, I'll practice drawing more of Qifrey to the point where I'll be able to recreate all of his beauty with my eyes closed
KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!
Glamour shots of my Vash boots! Photographer is Pedxiing on Instagram!
What’s on my mind tonight:
-Hanging out with Qifrey
-Cooking with Qifrey
-Practicing magic with Qifrey
-Kissing Qifrey
-Making out with Qifrey
-Qifrey
That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science
Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 4 POLL 10
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Evan “Buck” Buckley (9-1-1)
Gomez Addams (The Addams Family Franchise)
PROPAGANDA:
[Buck]
"He is has co-parenting a child with his best friend, Eddie, basically since they met, 8 years ago. So much so, that it is canon that Eddie would have lost custody of his kid if he didn't meet Buck. Along with that, Eddie trusted him so much with his child that he put it in his will that if he dies, Buck will be his son's legal guardian. On multiple occasions, when he is sad, someone brings him a child to cheer him up and it WORKS. He is canonically an incredible baker so he'd be a good house wife. He is a firefighter, so he knows how to prioritize the health and well-being of those who are more vulnerable, even when he is struggling in his personal life. He literally JUMPED INTO A TSUNAMI when he was OFF DUTY to save a child that wasn't his own. TALK ABOUT MOTHERLY INSTINCTS. He had bad parents and was raised by his older sister, something he has acknowledged as an adult, so he understands the difference between good parenting and bad parenting. He is in therapy, a choice he made on his own because he knew he wasn't okay and wanted to be more okay, so he is self-aware and very capable of self-reflection and growth. He is basically a dad already, but he would absolutely love being pregnant ^ see again, people bring him children when he's sad."
Buck propaganda from last season
[Gomez]
"It's not fair if Morticia's the only one hogging all the pain of childbirth. Her hubby wants some too!"
"t4t Gorticia. That is all."
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 3 POLL 19
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Evan “Buck” Buckley (9-1-1)
Shining Armor (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
PROPAGANDA:
[Buck]
"He is has co-parenting a child with his best friend, Eddie, basically since they met, 8 years ago. So much so, that it is canon that Eddie would have lost custody of his kid if he didn't meet Buck. Along with that, Eddie trusted him so much with his child that he put it in his will that if he dies, Buck will be his son's legal guardian. On multiple occasions, when he is sad, someone brings him a child to cheer him up and it WORKS. He is canonically an incredible baker so he'd be a good house wife. He is a firefighter, so he knows how to prioritize the health and well-being of those who are more vulnerable, even when he is struggling in his personal life. He literally JUMPED INTO A TSUNAMI when he was OFF DUTY to save a child that wasn't his own. TALK ABOUT MOTHERLY INSTINCTS. He had bad parents and was raised by his older sister, something he has acknowledged as an adult, so he understands the difference between good parenting and bad parenting. He is in therapy, a choice he made on his own because he knew he wasn't okay and wanted to be more okay, so he is self-aware and very capable of self-reflection and growth. He is basically a dad already, but he would absolutely love being pregnant ^ see again, people bring him children when he's sad."
Buck propaganda from last season
[Shining Armor]
"We like to set him up with both Chrysalis and Cadance. It'd be interesting to see him carrying both of their kids at the same time. Also, he's probably at least vers, if not a full blown bottom. And Flurry Heart would likely enjoy some little siblings. Plus, she needs it to trim her ego down a bit. And it's not like Cadance had to be the one who gave birth to Flurry anyways."
"He's made for that, Cadance is too skinny and busy to have a foal! And they lived in the Crystal Empire when they had Flurry and the Empire probably was still in development, so Cadance being a princess was very busy. And Shining is there, he had the perfect complexion to carry an alicorn baby and he's a guard, he can delegate or help on the sides! He would love to help his wife in any way he can! He's the best dad and he deserves to carry and birth some babies and get pampered by his wife! And still try to be the best stallion he can! He deserves it! To help his wife achieve her dreams to have some babies."
A single tear drops from my face.
I need evan buckley pregnant.
just realized today we have 2 holidays. happy out of touch thursday and ramen noodle day
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 2 POLL 124
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
King Randolph (Barbie in the 12 Dancing Princesses)
Qifrey (Witch Hat Atelier)
PROPAGANDA:
[King Randolph]
"LISTEN HEAR ME OUT!
This man loves his kids so much. He has 12 daughters. That's so fucking many. But also. He's a widower. And the youngest of his daughters (the triplets, Janessa, Kathleen, and Lacey) don't seem to remember their mother at all. 🤨
The only canon ages we have in the movie are that Genevieve (Barbie's character) is 16 and the triplets turn 5 in the movie. Genevieve is the 7th daughter, and the only birth between her and the triplets is the twins, Isla and Hadley. There's a popular headcanon chart for the princesses ages that says the twins are 13 and I'd be inclined to agree that they look 12 or 13.
BUT YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT ISLA AND HADLEY REMEMBER THEIR MOTHER AND JANESSA AND KATHLEEN AND LACEY DON'T??? All answers point to King Randolph having birthed the triplets, if not many other of his daughters.
SURE it could just be that Queen Isabella died in childbirth when the triplets were born and that's why they don't remember her but YOU'RE TELLING ME SHE HAD NINE HEALTHY PREGNANCIES, THE LATTER TWO OF WHICH WERE MULTIPLES???? Ain't no way. Randolph and Isabella were in on it together.
P.S. This is my favorite Barbie movie I just want you to know."
[Qifrey]
"BECAUSE!! LOOK AT HIM!! also hes a good dad. :D"
GUYS QIFREY HAS *checks notes* FOUR DAUGHTERS AND HES DOING AMAZING WITH THEM!! HE TOOK IN SOMEONE ELSE'S KID AND HES DOING GREAT!!! IMAGINE HIM WITH AN INFANT HES SO MOTHERLY IT PAINS ME AGHHHHH
I'm gonna say that both of these gentlemen are very impregnable, but Qifrey has my vote
You see, King Randolph already has 12 daughters (and I like to think that he birthed at least 6 of them), so I think it's fair to give Qifrey the chance to have 12 daughters too, he already has 4, only 8 to go
Also I WANT TO SEE THAT TWINK PREGNANT WITH QUADRUPLETS