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Deadpool: Now, we can do this the hard way, or... well actually, there's just the hard way.
Ajax: That's fine with me.
Deadpool: Are you sure? Now, this is not gonna be pretty. We're talking violence, strong language, adult content...
I can finally star sharing the #art I did for the #FleerUltra #Spiderman card set! #Deadpool #gouache #Marvel
talk to me about Wade Wilson
Deadjax Prompt: I bet you can’t... [College AU]
Wade is a good student, smart, but a bit lazy. For a project he gets teamed up with Ajax who is determined, if not obsessed. Together they have to figure out a way to work as a team. A few days in they both realize that may not be as easy as they thought. Wade is annoyed by Ajax’ strict ways, so he tries to get him to be a bit more relaxed. Wether or not they would like to admit it, there is some kind of sexual tension between them. Ajax tries his best to repress it, while Wade is tempted to follow his desire. One day, they have to do research. Ajax who easily gets annoyed because his repressed desire tortures him, orders Wade to sit down his ass and work. Wade decides that he has enough and asks him for a bet. He gets a free pass to explore Ajax’ body and if Ajax can take it for ten minutes without biting his lips, clenching his jaw or moaning, he gets to do whatever Ajax wants from him. Ajax is shock frozen but to his own suprisement, nods. Wade adds that if he can’t stay quiet, he gets to do whatever he wants with Ajax. After Ajax agress he basically jumps into his lap with a devilish grin.
Thanks. Never heard that before.
Deadjax Prompt: Taking risks
Wade is an undercover cop, his contact person is Ajax, whom he drives crazy because his reports are always late and he likes to engage in high risk missons. Ajax is very determined to his job and he knows Wade gets excellent results but he is just a train wreck. The next time they meet he tries to remind him of his responsibilities, everything that’s at risk, but Wade just repeats he’s fine and everything will work out. Of course next time next time he almost loses his head, Ajax is furious, he arrests Wade and lets him wait in the back of the police van until he cooled down a little bit. Then he gets to the van, trying for the hundreth time to lecture him, but Wade is just relaxed as always, laughing, brushing his worries off. Until Ajax snaps, slamming a still handcuffed Wade against the police car, asking him if there’s anything he can be serious about for more than ten seconds. Instead of an answer, Wade pushes his head forward, catching Ajax in a wild kiss. They have rough sex in the police car, Ajax leaving Wade handcuffed, sucking and biting his skin as much as he can, until Wade begs him for release which he uses to get some promises from him, so he can’t neglect his duties and take pointless risks.
Deadpool Movie Character Bios
Movies watched in 2016 ★ Deadpool (2016) dir. Tim Miller
Why the fancy red suit, Mr. Pool? —Oh, that’s because it’s Christmas Day, Dopinder. And I’m after someone on my naughty list. I’ve been waiting one year, three weeks, six days and, oh, fourteen minutes to make him fix what he did to me.
Aesthetic: spelling out your mortal enemy’s name with the dead bodies of his henchmen
Deadjax Prompt: You’re a piece of art
Wade is an artist, most people say he’s crazy because his ways of expressing himself are special. He has done things like exhibiting a dozen burning chewing gums. A friend of him, Colossus, drags Ajax to one of Wade’s expositions. He is a bit lost wandering around, laughing about the whole thing. Wade catches him and asks him about his opinion about the stuff. Ajax knows who Wade is because he’s not stupid, but decides to play a little game, telling him the artist is probably an old man, most likely not sexually active, more like a loner. Wade tries his best to not look offended but Ajax continues, telling him the artist is probably too shy for people to take him seriously but a total narcissist, super convinced of his mediocrity. Wade asks him if he wants to get to know artist but Ajax just laughs, telling him not to act stupid, obviously Wade is the artist. Wade, for the first time in his life probably, is speechless and just stares at him when Ajax leans closer to him. He offers Wade ‘a second chance for the artist to show if he is really that boring’. They make out for quiet a while in the exhibition room, then Ajax drags a very willing Wade to his motorcycle and takes him home. They have playful sex, lots of laughter. Ajax’ mission is it to turn Wade’s laughter into moans, and Wade just tries to explore the body of his new acquaintance, having midnight sessions to draw him, sculpture him, anything to preserve him.
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Deadjax Prompt: Stress Relief
Wade is an ex special forces soldier, now applying for intelligence service. His supervisor Ellie teams him up with Ajax, an highly intelligent but impatient ex analyst from the FBI who is impossible to work with. So Wade has the pleasant job so socialize Ajax. The first few days it works out more or less but they grow more and more annoyed of each other since Ajax never laughs at Wade’s jokes and Wade just talks too much and does things with higher effort but very little work. Friday after a stressful week they’re still at the office, doing paperwork, when Ajax has to remind Wade for the dozenth time to not whistle ‘Angel in the Morning’ while they’re working, he decides that Ajax really needs a lesson and a bit of stress relief. He walks over to his colleague, tears him off his chair, pushes him onto the table and warns him to leave his hands right there on the desk where he held them. He makes a challenge out of teasing Ajax for what seems forever, rewarding each moan he lets escape between his teeth, punishing every inch he moves his hands with bites and further teasing. He gets Ajax pretty close to losing his mind, in the end of the night he has shaky knees and his head off of work for the first time in years. He’s so fascinated by Wade that he is completely fine with Wade taking him home with him.
Deadjax Prompt: Detention [High School AU]
Wade is in detention because as usual he is completely incapable of behaving. He is really annoyed that he has to spend his Saturday in school, he is technically an adult! But at least the new student is there, too. He takes the seat next to Ajax in the room. In the beginning Ajax is reserved, just answering his questions very shortly. Over the time Wade feels challenged to get something out of him. Their supervisor isn’t really paying attention, he only comes around once or twice an hour. So naturally, Wade tries to get him in trouble with himself. He drags him along but of course they get caught because they’re the only people in school that day. Ajax is pissed because now he has to spend another Saturday in school but only so long until Wade drags him into the girls locker room and blows him, while Ajax tries to wrap his head around what is happening. Wade afterwards smirks at him, tells him he’s sorry, he din’t want to get him into trouble, while Ajax is still breathless. When Wade kisses him, he is still frozen. Wade smirks, asks him what he’s doing next friday. They leave together, Wade’s left arm around his waist, Ajax’ around his neck, to Ajax’ place where Wade’s personal mission it is to find out everything he can, especially if it involves physical contact because damn Ajax sounds sweet when he moans and begs.
Quick update on this blog!
Hey guys, we just wanted to apologize that we’ve been very absent the last months. There was some serious shit going on in both of our lives and so we didn’t really had time or leisure to run this blog regurlarly.
We can’t really say if it’s gonna change because there’s still a lot going on, but we’ll try our best! You can still submit or request, we’re happy for every input and idea.
Thanks for following our blog and keep crackshipping, guys!
- Mod M & C
"Wade Faplizard Wilson" may sound really odd for people, but from the perspective of a german it's hilarious comedy gold. Also in germany there's no no way of saying the "fucking" in "Wade fucking wilson", and the word for fapping is a much rougher and rarer word in germany. AND in german it is "Wade Wichs-lurch Wilson" which also sounds awesome
Yeah I totally agree, Wichslurch does sound amazing!^^
- Mod M.
