I Don't Think So

[cesaray]

[bryansomething]

I had this scheduled because it’s May 18th but it has an entirely new meaning this year

[hergoldaura-deactivated20240509]

concept: a few years from now, you’re living your best life. you have your dream job. you’ve evolved into the greatest version of yourself. you’re happy. you’re content.

[hazyhhoney]

I want it and I can have it because I deserve it.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hellomelancholic]

realdonaldtrump-deactivated20200801

[zackisontumblr]

no more stress thanks, i’m full

[saedii]

You know you can just talk to me.

[ratliker1917]

normalizing some onions in this pan

[sylferino]

[ke-ray92-deactivated20201217]

Before January ends, I’m going to magically and extremely be blessed by the universe.

[introvertbard]

not gonna risk scrolling past this

[chubbybritneyspears]

[bob-belcher]

How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

[valtsv]

guy at work who i suspect is secretly a shapeshifter: to be frank -

me: yeah you'd like that wouldn't you

[basketcase1982]

24 hr christmas music station: rudolph the red nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose

some fucking primal part of my psyche that will NEVER let me live in peace: like a lightbulb🎵

[soft-aggression]

i think im having two mental break downs at the same time and they're canceling each other out

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[thenewmi6]

the oft unspoken truth of society is that the line between quirky and cringy is often how conventionally attractive you are