homeboy look like sharkweek

78 organs in a vaguely human shaped sack • he/him • 19

[thunderheadfred]

my cat is incredibly sweet and wants nothing more than to be within a 5 ft radius of a person at all times, gently chilling in your orbit. he is also VERY, VERY DUMB 

it’s a slow morning so husband and I are reading, not making much noise. meanwhile, Barold goes downstairs to use his box and when he comes out, he starts yowling like his lil heart done broke. husband goes to to the top of the stairs all worried like, “Barold, what’s wrong?”

kitty zips back up the stairs and just oozes onto husband’s feet, purring high-powered lawnmower style. the realization hit us both at the same time…

this. boy. this itty bitty kitty boy. 

he couldn’t see or hear us for ten continuous seconds, forgot. we. were. home. and immediately burst into tears !!!!

[my-i-dont-even-know-mess]

I was just focusing on the fact that you named your cat Barold for the entirety of that post

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Don't ever let people tell you that animals aren't capable of human emotions. I was gone for almost two weeks and came back to this

He wouldn't leave my lap for two days unless against his will. You can't tell me that's not love and joy in his eyes

[a-welsh-spoonie]

so precious 

[redditfront]

[setheverman]

this man does the math and delivers your change

[seriousjones]

had the thought “kids used to brag about never breaking a bone and now they brag about never cracking the screen of their phone” but then my anti-banksy collar shocked me and now I’m in the hospital

[zvranarainai-movedtopunkcou-blog]

leaked twenty one pilots lyrics

[oregaymi]

caffeine is stored in the me

[oregaymi]

it’s midnight and i can’t sleep

[oregaymi]

stupid …………………………….is also stored in the me

[adayinthelesbianlife-deactivate]

[nerevar-shid-and-fard]

how do you guys feel about my lock screen

[of-claws-and-dragonscales]

OP do you take constructive criticism?

[nerevar-shid-and-fard]

there is nothing to criticize here

[ametislady]

Who the hell organize apps by color

[beyonceisstraight]

Mind your business

[captain-price-official]

[deafgaming]

American healthcare system be like

[science-fiction-is-real]

Sponge bob is very interesting as an adult viewer because the show has an almost obsession with the economics of daily life. Spongebob has a job. Starts businesses. Worries about getting fired and having to go on welfare or unemployment. You got Patrick who is explicitly unemployed. Squidward who dreams of pursuing his passions but is stuck in a low wage dead end job. You got mr krabs who is a. Wage thieving greedy manager. And you got jokes like this. This show is in dire need of some Marxist analysis

[gallusrostromegalus]

I have come to the realization that Charlie (Dog) is somewhat cat-like in that he exclusively lets himself be pet on his terms.  It’s a little hard to notice at first becuase in general he is very snuggly, but if it’s too hot, or he feels too crowded or he’s tired or he doesn’t like the person in question, he will politely get up and go somewhere out of reach until he wants to rejoin the group again. He’s very quiet about this, but he’s very firm on his boundaries and won’t be pet once more than he wants to be.

Meanwhile, Mochi (cat) will fling himself into anyone’s lap and roll over for bellyrubs and allow himself to be pet to the point of overexcitement and he is forced to wildly kick his feet until he manages to roll over, then rocket about the house with joy for a good half hour, a behavior I haven’t seen outside of golden retrivers before.

[gallusrostromegalus]

Further “They’re running eachother’s software” evidence:

Doorbell rings: Charlie: Might not actually wake up from his spot on the couch Mochi: Barreling to the door at top speed, yelling, staring at whoever it is through the window

Fetch: Charlie: Will not reliably chase after thrown objects, usually sits down and chews on them if he does. Mochi: Will play fetch with Q-tips until he’s panting.

Grace: Charlie: Stretches elegantly, very flexible and can walk on narrow rails when needed Mochi: Regularly falls off the couch from napping too hard.

Water: Charlie: Will only go into a body of water up to his ankles, maybe up to his elbows if it’s REALLY hot out.  Terrified of the hose and sprinklers. Mochi: Will sit up on his hind feet and beg to be shot in the face with the squirt bottlle, climbed into then sat down in sink full of cold water once in february.

[gallusrostromegalus]

People were requesting pictures:

[scribbled-death]

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[trifoliate-undergrowth]

Me: lol I should like this 

Me:  W  A  I  T 

[thedovahcat]

This comic is a big trap and its damn hilarious

[drtanner]

This goes doubly so for writing! Support your favourite writers, too!

[pepegle]

[soonkyuism]

#12yearswithSNSD

[iggykoopa666]

look at these glasses

[iggykoopa666]

please stop showing me the strong square lady she already has some cool shades she doesnt need another pair

[teathattast]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via cottoncandaddy)

[taylorzrealm]

LMFAO THE LAST PART

[disasterbisexual-moved]

chaotic dorks

[the-british-pineapple]

I love how they are both as ridiculous as each

[x-exo]

remember that one vlive where exo asked kyungsoo to say something about their song “Trauma” and his fat ass was ready to spill everything about his own personal trauma

[x-exo]

[xenosaga]

AS SOON AS HE WON

[mallek-dalov]

The thrilling sequel!