[5ner]

[g4yr4t]

I love Doris and she is so cute but also she looks so much like Teddy Roosevelt sometimes that I can't help but laugh

[g4yr4t]

all I'm saying is that no one has ever seen them in the same room together

[venustapolis]

Lightning (Luigi Russolo, 1910)

[pangur-and-grim]

it's amazing that I got to see him on his first day of being alive. and now he's in my home, biting my foot!

[pangur-and-grim]

he was also fuzzy! here he is at 4 week old, fully furred:

then at 6 weeks, you can see his fur is thinning:

by 8 weeks, nudity had set in:

and by the time I brought him home, he was entirely a pink raw chicken:

after they lose the kitten coat, the adult coat starts growing in, but it can take up to 1.5 years! eventually, he will be as fluffy as his mom

[pangur-and-grim]

and then he stayed bald

[probuccalfat]

do not ever slander the beautiful goddess carbs around me

[probuccalfat]

“empty carbs” don’t you dare talk about her like that. you’re empty. how do you like that.

[trifoliate-undergrowth]

Hey now.... I'm not empty anymore.... Not since eating these carbs! :)

[wizardshark]

hi yeah i know ive been on this medication for 8 years but i need-- yeah. yeah 3 more months please. I'll call you in 3 months to beg for 3 more months, thanks. Bye. Love you.

[useless-gay-trombone]

Im sorry but you need to come in person for a checkup to make sure you actually need the medication you’ve been taking for 8 years

[moldspace]

hungry critters

[smokingrozanov]

T shirt that says “I ❤️ getting laid” & then on the back it says “to REST” with a photo of a coffin + the name & phone number for a local cemetery. Please follow for more advertising ideas

[trifoliate-undergrowth]

I have a cursed thrift store DVD of Pan's Labyrinth that won't play anything past just after she escapes the pale man and crashes VLC media player at that point

[ollypuro]

Spells of Mistria: Caldarus' Blessing v0.16.5

001: Full Restore | 002: Summon Rain | 003: Growth | 004: Dragon's Breath

[transgenderer]

When I say "godspeed" (I say it a lot) I like to imagine I'm a member of a futurism religion that worships velocity above all else. Like its the standard well-wishing in my culture. Speedliness is next to godliness. Someday we'll catch him! And the closer we get the more he loves us

[vampishhat]

Squints

[vampishhat]

Screencap rendering practice

[duel-of-the-dolls]

Calico Critters Combat: Little Critter Families (Round 1)

Which set is the best?

Meerkat Family

Walnut Squirrel Family

Remaining time: 5 days 16 hours

[dreadwedge]

how pets are named

Holly -> Hollywood -> L.A. -> Los Angeles -> Angel -> Snow Angel -> Snowgirl -> Frosty the Snowgirl -> Frosty -> Ice Cream -> Soft Serve -> Little Softy -> Microsoft -> Microsoft Word -> MS Word -> Miss Word -> Miss W -> Mrs. Dubya -> Mrs. George W. Bush -> Mrs. Bush -> Mrs. Busch's Baked Beans -> Mrs. Beans -> Mrs. Mr. Bean -> Mistress Beans (in a British accent) -> Beans On Toast -> B.O.T. -> Bot -> Botulism -> Botulizzy -> Lizzy -> Big Lizzy -> Large Lizard -> L.L. -> LL Bean -> Mrs. Large Lizard Bean -> Mrs Large Lizard Beans On Toast W. Bush the Snowgirl -> Girl

[vampishhat]

Angel eyes rendering practice

[godfavoritedaughter]

Angel Eyes is the character of all time. He's bad. He is ambiguous. He's good. He is a supernatural entity that personifies institutional cruelty against people in vulnerable situations. He's just a guy doing some shit. He is calculating and cold. He giggles all the time and has a lot of fun. He is always one step ahead. He is fooled. He is a bounty hunter. He is a soldier. He works alone. He has a bunch of henchmen. He is the villain. He is the one who personally killed the fewest people in the entire movie. He struck a woman like a dirty coward. He gave a bottle of liquor to comfort a dying man. He is Mortimer's twin. He has no ties to anyone. He is confident. He is careless. He is terrifying. He feared Blondie. His Italian name is "Sentenza"—judgment. Its introduction is like a horror movie. He is the one who treats Blondie the best. Blondie hates him more than he hates Tuco. He knew about the treasure the whole time. He died a pathetic death without ever seeing the fortune. The fandom hates him. The fandom admits how well-written he is. He was just watching the toxic Yaoi between Blondie and Tuco. He wanted to be part of the team in some way. He is the devil on Tuco's shoulder. He didn't care about him. He is a liar. He was the most honest one. He had a very clear work ethic. He was completely crazy. Lee's best-known role.