McCree

Teenager McCree

[deadlockrider-blog]

@ancdyne

Even Overwatch couldn’t erase all his records, for those who remembered his crimes within the area. McCree couldn’t really blame Angela for a scolding that night make any man cringe, though he’s faced the inside of bars plenty of times before.

“Don’t suppose you any hair pins? This lock aint nothin, not like that high tech stuff back at HQ.”

[wiinterempress-deactivated20180]

250+ starters you can use

even more starters·random starters from various sources (once again, from spotify playlists, random commentary, tv shows, books, movies, and my brain).

❝A little warning would have been nice!❞

❝You almost shot me! Again!❞

❝Hide your wives, hide your daughters, hell, hide your sheep!❞

❝I saw how you danced for them. There is no more need for that innocent act.❞

❝You’ll have to rip my bento box from my cold, dead hands.❞

❝Book? What book?❞

❝It’s all lies! Slander I say!❞

❝So after we were finished, he reached for his phone and began to play Candy Crush.❞

❝You owe me. I mean really owe me.❞

❝Stop it, you’re being even more rude than usual.❞

❝The cold and I don’t mix.❞

❝You look like you were fucked thoroughly last night. Was it worth it?❞

❝I had sex behind the court house.❞

❝Public sex is the best kind of sex next to make up, angry sex.❞

❝They hold you to a different standard because you are not some peasant roaming the streets. You are royalty.❞

❝If you are going to dance, at least pretend you can dance well.❞

❝You have far too much darkness within your heart. You will not be able to enter this place.❞

❝If, for example, you are alive at the bottom of the sea, I shall cut off my two legs and become a fish.❞

❝I want to fall asleep while embraced.❞

❝I once believed long ago that I could wish upon a star and my dreams will come true. Now I know such things are false.❞

❝I will savor the day I can watch you fall.❞

❝I will hunt you down & I will not show mercy.❞

❝There is little we can do. The rot has begun to set in.❞

❝You can keep your little princess in her proper little place. But if she follows all your orders, does exactly what she’s told? She will never ever grow up, she will only grow old.❞

❝Good deed? You so called good deed sentenced him to death.❞

❝That child will do whatever it takes to survive ; I suggest you do the same.❞

❝I am the Queen/King & I demand respect.❞

❝You will find me at the corner of 5th avenue & 57th street.❞

❝Girls don’t want smelly boys. They want chocolate, pretty shoes, and a good fuck every week.❞

❝I want you to break me with your own hands.❞

❝Have you stepped into your own trap, my lord? Any evidence you have against me, you yourself bought and paid for. Do you now begin to believe it?❞

❝Why must you leave a king to follow you? Why not a QUEEN?❞

❝It is true. I was unfaithful to you with all of them. With half your court. With soldiers of your guard, with grooms, with stablehands. Look for the rest of your life at every man that ever knew me and wonder if I didn’t find him a better man than you!❞

❝ I have a little neck.❞

❝You make love as you eat, with a great deal of noise and no subtlety!❞

❝Will you not kiss your daughter?❞

❝She has the face of a simpering sheep. And the manners. But not the morals. I don’t want her near me.❞

❝How DARE you and the rest of your barbarians set fire to my library?❞

❝You have such bony knees.❞

❝Queens. Queens. Strip them naked as any other woman, they are no longer queens.❞

❝I will not be told where I can go and where I cannot go!❞

❝The King has asked for me?❞

❝Even in carnal matters?❞

❝I shall not go the way of my sister!❞

❝Power is as exciting as love, I discover.❞

❝And who has more power than our dearest king/queen?❞

❝Touch her, and I’ll have her sent from court.❞

❝Mind your tongue, or I’ll have you sent from court.❞

❝I ORDER you.❞

❝…I think I’m a good person. I think there’s good in everyone.❞

❝I see these kids I’ve known all my life and wonder: What happened?❞

❝Remember those days when we were singing and clapping, happy and napping, baking cookies, eating paste?❞

❝College will be paradise.❞

❝Grow up. Bulimia’s so ‘87.❞

❝…Before you answer: I also do report cards, permission slips and absence notes.❞

❝For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure.❞

❝You LIAR.❞

❝They will say my child is the bastard, regardless of what you do.❞

❝I care not who has the title “bastard” when I am dead.❞

❝You are the QUEEN. A girl this time, a boy the next.❞

❝Chaos is great! chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling!❞

❝Don’t read it. She’s having extra-heavy flow and wanted some advice from my gyno.❞

❝What’s your damage?❞

❝Sorry but I really had to wake you. See I decided that I must ride you ‘til I break you.❞

❝I think we broke my mattress.❞

❝No sleep tonight for you, better chug that Mountain Dew.❞

❝I’m like oxygen. I’m everywhere.❞

❝Thus ending her hangover. I say we go with Big Blue.❞

❝Shoulda thought of that before you killed me. I’m gonna be coughing up drain cleaner for eternity.”❞

❝Why are you not dead? Why do you live? How do you live? Why do you not lie at the deepest hole of the sea, bloodless, and bloated, and at peace with honorable death?❞

❝There are never enough hours in the days of a queen, and her nights have too many.❞

❝I was hoping you’d rip my clothes off me, sport.❞

❝I bet there’s all kinds of interesting things in that locker. Maybe some “ich luge” bullets…?”❞

❝I hope she’ll be a fool – that’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.❞

❝And I like large parties. They’re so intimate. At small parties there isn’t any privacy.❞

❝You’re worth the whole damn bunch put together.❞

❝Surprise, surprise.❞

❝I’m older, but hardly more wise.❞

❝Is she beautiful?❞

❝I have borne you a daughter, Your Majesty.❞

❝Your Queen, I cannot be. Your mistress, I will not be.❞

❝For men love what they cannot have, and hate what they cannot control.❞

❝If I must die, then I will die boldly, as I have lived.❞

❝But stars come out at night.❞

❝I am a fool to own it, but I am in a fever for his/her touch.❞

❝Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.❞

❝Is that how it is? You fuck me and go behind my back and pledge your love to another?❞

❝Cut the shrill voice alright? I can hardly hear myself think.❞

❝If you wake me up, I will throw sharp objects at you.❞

❝Okay, I get your angry, but you should know better than to antagonize them.❞

❝They’re as far away as I could send them.❞

❝Are we ruled by superstition?❞

❝I do not fear the people.❞

❝BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE?❞

❝On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain?❞

❝It is okay to cry. Crying is a natural response to pain.❞

❝What good is that act, unless every person in this kingdom first swears an oath to you? To both of us?❞

❝Welcome to the nerd lab.❞

❝The more important they think they are, the quicker they finish.❞

❝Stay silent, & perhaps they will spare you.❞

❝Wanna fight for me?❞

❝Hey, are you still alive?❞

❝You speak as though you have seen this yourself.❞

❝You’re late. You missed quite a show.❞

❝Such tragic lovers.❞

❝I honestly don’t find that to be romantic. It’s pathetic.❞

❝Love? You think love will save you?❞

❝Only fools believe that soulmates exist.❞

❝I don’t know why the hell you want to sit courtside, unless you’re THAT desperate for balls in your face.❞

❝Gather the sheets and burn them. They cannot find evidence of this.❞

❝The blood is in your hands, not mine.❞

❝You speak as though you are innocent in this.❞

❝You took their heart and destroyed it.❞

❝Do you like killing? Do you like to watch the fear in their eyes as you bring your blade even closer to them?❞

❝I do not fear death.❞

❝Am I in hell?❞

❝If you think for a moment, then you’ll find it.❞

❝I will not be meek or obedient.❞

❝You do not own me. I am not your property or anyone else’s for that matter.❞

❝And you think sleeping with someone who is married is going to add excitement to your life?❞

❝There are worst faiths.❞

❝I would rather die than be locked in a cage.❞

❝You can take that pen and shove it up your ass.❞

❝Let me see your face.❞

❝My computer is acting weirder than usual. Did you give it an energy drink or something?❞

❝TV makes shit look so easy.❞

❝I could try, but no promises.❞

❝I just want to go home and shower.❞

❝That cat looks like he wants to murder us in our sleep.❞

❝I think there are better things to do in this city other than gawk at the buildings.❞

❝Put. those. cookies. down.❞

❝Oh shit, I made a booboo.❞

❝Banana monkeys apple balls!❞

❝What sort of insult is that? My cat can do a better job.❞

❝I have my eye on you. And I mean one eye. The other one is keeping an eye on the other guy.❞

❝You’re quite defiant, aren’t you.❞

❝Hold your tongue, or I will cut it out myself.❞

❝Bring them BACK.❞

❝I shall go to my grave loving you. HATING YOU.❞

❝Those who refuse will die.❞

❝How do you forget?❞

❝This was supposed to be a surprise damn it.❞

❝High or low, they will sign or they will die.❞

❝I believe in choices, both good and bad.❞

❝I didn’t fall off the horse. I held on for dear life as the horse dragged me along for a period of many years.❞

❝Funny how things work out. You love me now, when I do not love you.❞

❝I hate you. I hate your desire & MINE.❞

❝Call it what you wish, but you and I both know it’s the truth.❞

❝Don’t speak to me as if you know what I am suffering through. You know nothing.❞

❝Shut your eyes then.❞

❝That child saved your life.❞

❝Hey if you ever need some RELIEF, you know where to go.❞

❝I am no whore, despite what you like to think.❞

❝Beauty fades.❞

❝Mac or PC, I don’t care.❞

❝Find a legal way then.❞

❝Their blood is on your hands. Not mine.❞

❝Can’t make a habit of this you know.❞

❝Can I stay with you? I can’t be alone to my thoughts. The darkness will claim me again.❞

❝You swore you would protect me!❞

❝You are a toad.❞

❝What did you do, roll around in pig shit?❞

❝Get out you snake.❞

❝If they hurt me, then I will close my eyes.❞

❝There is nothing you can say that hasn’t already been said.❞

❝Music is important. There are so many advantages.❞

❝I couldn’t sleep. Can I stay here?❞

❝You are my soul mate!❞

❝I once tried to read that. I couldn’t get through the book.❞

❝BURN ME THEN. Do you think I care now that you have taken everything from me?❞

❝To love? Or to spy?❞

❝Which witch is which?❞

❝I signed up for a fun adventure in a creepy mansion. I didn’t sign up for demons trying to murder me.❞

❝Who’s your daddy now?❞

❝I’ll be good, I promise.❞

❝Do you hate me so much you would do this?❞

❝I loved you! I gave you my heart & you stepped on it.❞

❝My love for you surpasses everything.❞

❝I am a fool, yes. But this fool loves you. Do you hear me? I love you.❞

❝Take it from me as best you can, but there will come a time that you can no longer deny it.❞

❝Will you give yourself to me?❞

❝Once, I think I could have loved you. But now, I think I can only despise you.❞

❝My heart cannot take this secrecy anymore. Why must I hide my feelings for you?❞

❝You can try.❞

❝I think that there are better ways to spend my time than to listen to their insults.❞

❝Pathetic.❞

❝Children? Oh no, I– I don’t think I can even have children.❞

❝Impossible things can be possible if you have enough hope.❞

❝Did they touch you?❞

❝I don’t think I can move.❞

❝The best time of year is when I can cuddle with you in front of the fire.❞

❝My heart belongs to one being and it is you.❞

❝I need help. I cannot face this alone.❞

❝You ask far too much. Please, don’t make me do this.❞

❝Are you pregnant?❞

❝I’m pregnant.❞

❝I’m sorry, but your child is dead.❞

❝Who is the father?❞

❝How can you love a person like him/her?❞

❝Monster!❞

❝You are not a monster. Stop thinking that you are!❞

❝There is nothing you could have done. Their life was forfeit the moment they left this place.❞

❝Y-You? What are you doing here?❞

❝The last dance you will ever have is with me.❞

❝We are two ships in the night.❞

❝The shadows grow darker.❞

❝It will not be long before the darkness consumes your heart.❞

❝You belong to me now.❞

❝You WITCH.❞

❝You sold your soul to the devil & for what?❞

❝Revenge will be mine.❞

❝The dogs will eat their fill of you and shit your remains onto the crags.❞

❝Our Grand Rite now is done. Blood dimmed dawn now shall come. Powers of the moon and sun ignite. All flesh trembles at the sight. Thirteen souls fed to hungry earth opens the way for our dark lord’s birth.❞

❝Oh this ain’t right. This ain’t right. Any fool can feel that, even this fool.❞

❝ I shall miss the dazzling wit of your conversation.❞

❝This is my vow. I will meet you here, before the moon goes above those trees. I swear it.❞

❝You know, my father said this was the land of second chances. This can be ours. All we have to do is walk away.❞

❝Living in here and not believing in witches is like living in London and not believing in fog. It is to deny what is right in front of you.❞

❝Love is a two-faced coin and one is certainly betrayal.❞

❝Love is not a lost cause. I will not betray the one true love of my life.❞

❝If. Such a small word with such immense consequence. For all of us.❞

❝The wine is from God. The drunkard is from the devil.❞

❝I recognize the symptoms of your illness, and it’s not called marsh fever. You’re with child.❞

❝He’s insane.❞

❝This is a good day for him.❞

❝If you knew my father, you’d commend me for waiting this long.❞

❝How long may we enjoy your curative presence in town?❞

❝There was a reason for my marriage. Remind me of it.❞

❝Is it murder to defend your mother’s honor?❞

❝And if these times have made you clever, the coming months may thrust genius upon you.❞

❝You care so much for someone you hardly know.❞

❝That was the bravest thing I’ve ever seen, like a man sticking his head inside a lion’s jaw. I would gladly reward you for your bravery.❞

❝All things are permissible in our dreams.❞

❝I believe trust needs to be earned.❞

❝The others bought and sold. We merely proved ourselves better at the game, but we draw the line at murder. Do we not?❞

❝I do tend to win whatever battles I fight.❞

❝You’re not the only one who knows what it feels like to hold desires that come true only in dreams. But every morning we have a choice – forget our dreams or live them.❞

❝True malice like that which powers the Grand Rite ferments best in a loveless heart. I have looked into your heart and it is anything but loveless.❞

❝And so the queen came to rule the king and all of his kingdom and thus became the Queen of the Night. And so she lived happily ever after.❞

❝For it was not by a kiss she might make a frog into a prince, but by a kiss that she make a king into a toad.❞

❝That night she felt one monster on top of her and another inside and she glimpsed what her soul was becoming and learned her first lesson as queen: be careful what you wish for.❞

❝You know the worst part about becoming a queen? You often have to marry a king.❞

❝Not all queens start as princesses.❞

❝Your eyes. So filled with want. The hard part is not getting what you want, child. The hard part is knowing what you want.❞

❝We had a deal.❞

❝I want to be just like you.❞

❝Sometimes in life we make choices. These choices in life they lead us to do things, terrible things and we don’t wish to, we’d do anything not to. Choice informs choice. They don’t resemble anything you’d have wanted or wish for. Tell me if it was like that. If it was a difficult choice. Please. Please. So that I may still believe in goodness.❞

❝I murdered 20 men and I make no excuses for myself. Will you have me arrested?❞

❝The dead don’t lie.❞

❝I am the only one that knows.❞

❝The next lie to cross your lips will be your last.❞

❝You would threaten me, your one true ally?❞

❝So you would buy me outright?❞

❝I want it to stop. The torture, the torment, the suffering… or I will tell them. I will tell them all who and what you are.❞

❝We know that what we desire and what we must do to survive are often at odds.❞

❝My husband’s affliction has robbed him of both reason and sense.❞

❝We’ve lost control. She’s no longer ours.❞

❝Why? Because this is the fulfillment of all our dreams. Vengeance for centuries of oppression.❞

❝I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a mixture of reason and bullshit in a man.❞

❝There was a time when I might have suckled more than a toad.❞

❝All the world shall be yours in return; all the world.❞

❝You asked who would do such a thing. The answer is many people.❞

❝The witch hunt has begun and we will be runninng the trials.❞

❝He/She has all the sweetness of an apple on a tree.❞

❝This dog will come back and bite.❞

❝Save your thoughts. Say nothing.❞

❝You must cry for me, for I have no more tears.❞

❝Where is the murderer?❞

❝Be careful, be very careful, or you might find yourself wearing peasant shoes.❞

❝You see I’ve lost everything in this town that I ever cared for. You however, you have everything left to lose. A sentiment that makes you vulnerable.❞

❝Do not stare at him in public. It weakens you.❞

❝The only thing keeping me alive is the look on your face.❞

❝All things return, like every salty tear returns to the sea.❞

❝They will hunt and kill and drown in their very own blood till there’s no one left standing.❞

[mahvelousnoveliist]

STARTERS: ❝ COTDAMMITELIZABETH. ❞

‘ Are you ready for this journey, ____ ? _____, are you ready or NOT ? ‘

‘ This is the easiest part, okay ? ‘

‘ Do you wanna lose this pounds or NOT ? ‘

‘ Don’t give me the finger. ‘

‘ You got little feet. ‘

‘ Are you kidding me, ____ ? ‘

‘ MOVE THOSE FEET. YOUR LITTLE TURTLE FEET. ‘

‘ Is this a pit stop ? Are you serious, ____ ? ‘

‘ ____ GET UP THOSE STAIRS, NOW. ‘

‘ YOU GOTTA EARN YOUR BODY TYPE. ‘

‘ HOW IN THE WORLD AM I IN FRONT OF YOU ? ‘

‘ GODDAMMIT, ____ ! ‘

‘ HOW AM I GOING FASTER THAN YOU ? I’M IN A CAR. ‘

‘ ____ leave the salad dressing alone, there’s fat in there somewhere. ‘

‘ Tonight we are going on another run and you are not going to slack off. ‘

‘ OH, NO YOU DON’T, YOU SICK FREAK! ‘

‘ YOU STARTED YOUR DIET 19 MINUTES AGO! ‘

‘ YOU REVERSE RIGHT NOW. SLOW DOWN, GEEZ! ‘

‘ WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING ? SERIOUSLY. ‘

‘ I JUST WANTED NUGGETS. ‘

‘ YOU ARE ONE NUGGET FROM GETTING 0 LIKES ON YOUR NEXT INSTAGRAM POSTS, ____. ‘

‘ Just thinking about McDonald’s is 500 calories. ‘

‘ YOU PICK UP YOUR SANDALS AND MOVE THOSE LITTLE UMPA-LUMPA FEET. ‘

‘ Do you wanna wear a two piece or a snowsuit? ‘

‘ ____, GET UP. ‘

‘ Just ‘cause you’re dreaming of money doesn’t mean you’re making it. ‘

‘ Do you WANT this whipped cream on you ? ‘

‘ You are literally snoring your job away. ‘

‘ You are about to get fired. You’re gonna be forced to become a stripper, do you have any idea how competitive that field is ? ‘

‘ Oh my god, ____, are you still asleep ? ‘

‘ You’re a freaking sloth. All you do is eat, sleep, eat, sleep. ‘

‘ I’m not gonna chase after the car. ‘

‘ I’m mad at you, you woke me up five times. ‘

‘ I said the chicken parm was MINE. ‘

‘ I didn’t know you worked at four, you set the alarm for nine. ‘

‘ You are not getting street meat. ‘

‘ You don’t even have shoes on, you filth. ‘

‘ You’re not gonna ruin your diet for an Oscar Mayer, you freak. ‘

‘ She’s/He’s gonna get a whole grain with lettuce. That’s it. ‘

‘ Every McDonald’s knows who you are, you little Hamburgeler. ‘

‘ You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says Nug Life. ‘

‘ Why does it look like you killed a grocery store. ‘

‘ Move the shirt. Okay, stop sucking it in. WHAT THE HELL, ARE YOU PREGO ? ‘

‘ ____ did you eat my cupcakes. ‘

‘ I need you to be a snitch right now. ‘

‘ You wanna eat my cupcakes as a team, then you’re gonna run as a team. ‘

‘ Are you really choosing sleep over life ? ‘

‘ Close the light. ‘

‘ Oh my goodness, she’s a vampire. ‘

‘ Are you wearing make up to sleep ? Is there someone in your dreams I don’t know about ? ‘

‘ I honestly don’t know what takes longer, you or the new season of Orange Is The New Black. ‘

‘ ____ GIVE ME BACK MY SHOE ! ‘

‘ There is always time for sushi. ‘

‘ You’re over here making out with a chicken wing at this time ? ‘

‘ I wouldn’t care if you’d weighed as much as precious, you’d still be precious. ‘

‘ Look at you, ____. You got in trouble. ‘

‘ A shortcut ? This isn’t Mario Kart ! ‘

‘ None of this number 2 stuff. Hurry up. ‘

‘ Who do you think you are, you McThief ? ‘

‘ If I catch up to you you’re sleeping on the couch. ‘

‘ Open it slowly. ‘

‘ Why would you do that? ‘

‘ If you look closely there’s a corn. ‘

‘ Four of them fell accidentally into my mouth. ‘

‘ Are you trying to capture Hansel And Gretel ? ‘

‘ I’m never bringing you here again. ‘

‘ You and your pregnant tendencies. ‘

‘ How are you gonna become a vegan when your pillow smells like bacon? ‘

‘ I had to wake up just to wake you up. ‘

‘ You love food more than you do me. ‘

‘ You have a whole drawer dedicated for junk food. I don’t even go in there ‘cause I’m afraid of it’s Narnia like powers. ‘

‘ If you were what you eat you’d be nuggets, Kraft dinner and a vodka. ‘

‘ DO NOT PUT THE CHIPS UP THERE ! ‘

‘ You’re walking like a penguin. ‘

‘ THAT’S A BEER PONG CUP. YOU LITERAL JUST DRANK A SPORT. ‘

‘ This isn’t Coyote Ugly, GET DOWN ! ‘

‘ They have a Mario Kart ? Like, what is going on here ? Are you winning? ‘

‘ THIS ISN’T CHUCKY CHEESE, MICHAEL PHELPS, GET OUT. ‘

‘ What are you gonna do ? Walk all the way to McDonald’s ? ‘

‘ You NEED to put your shoes back on. ‘

‘ It’s a hard nug life for you. ‘

‘ You get drunk just thinking about alcohol. ‘

‘ I said tequila once and you tipped over. ‘

‘ JUST FORGET ABOUT THE HONEY BUNS, ____. YOU’RE STRONGER THAN THIS. THEY DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU. ‘

‘ You chow down like a cartoon character. I witnessed you eat a pizza without biting once. ‘

‘ GET OUT OF THE WATER, THIS ISN’T FINDING DORY. ‘

‘ If you’re THAT desperate for change book a hair appointment and stop stealing coins, Robin Hood. ‘

‘ I’m not Noah and you’re not Ally. ‘

‘ I’m not turning on the GPS, man-tracker. Like you got lost in your own backyard, relax. ‘

‘ I understand why you got the donuts, ‘cause you suffer from Homer Simpson syndrome. ‘

‘ Are you part of some Krispy Creme club ? Do you guys meet up on Wednesdays and talk about the glaze ? ‘

‘ That’s not a purse. You’re confused- IT’S A BOX WITH STRING. ‘

‘ You can’t be hoarding them like Pokemon Collectibles. ‘

‘ I can’t believe you buried my doughnuts. Like, you’re sick. ‘

‘ You know you’re not ready to go ‘cause there’s a sale at Victoria’s Secret. ‘

‘ STOP RUNNING I’M IN FLIP FLOPS. ‘

‘ Some girl told me if I put on her clothes and started running she’d pay me 20 bucks. ‘

‘ Get out of the tree, woodpecker. ‘

‘ Hey, my man, don’t be lookin’ at my Elizabeth. You better be looking at Number Two. ‘

‘ That’s how hungry you are. That you assume it says Carter-pie when you know it says Carter-pi. ‘

‘ You got a disgrace to Pokemon Training. ’

[absoluterpmemetrash]

Daughter Of Smoke and Bone Sentence Meme {1/2}

“You don’t know everything.”

“Hope has power. Don’t waste it on foolish things.”

“I’ve always imagined that one day the path of your life would unroll at your feet and carry you away from us.”

“But he is pretty. God, I hope he’s not an asshole. Do you think there’s any chance he’s both non-orifice and single?”

“Take up a weapon and you become an instrument with as pure a purpose as the weapon itself: to find arteries and open them, limbs and sever them; to take what is alive and deliver it unto death.”

“How could life be so unrelentingly ugly?”

“I swear I hate more people every day. Everyone annoys me. If I’m like this now, what am I going to be like when I’m old?”

“I don’t know many rules to live by, but here’s one. It’s simple. Don’t put anything unnecessary into yourself. No poisons or chemicals, no fumes or smoke or alcohol, no sharp objects, no inessential needles—drug or tattoo—and… no inessential penises either.”

“Your soul sings to mine. My soul is yours, and it always will be, in any world.”

“Oh, hell. Must. Mate. Immediately.”

“Wishes are false. Hope is true. Hope makes its own magic.”

“Beauty. Humans are fools for it. As helpless as moths who hurl themselves at fire.”

“Peace is more than the absence of war. Peace is accord. Harmony.”

“I am one of billions. I am stardust gathered fleetingly into form. I will be ungathered. The stardust will go on to be other things someday and I will be free.”

“To stay true in the face of evil is a feat of strength.”

“It is a condition of monsters that they do not perceive themselves as such.”

“As long as you’re alive, there’s always a chance things will get better.”

“Are you saying you don’t love me? Because I love you. I think. Oh. No. Never mind. That’s fear.”

“You are filthy with your victory. Enjoy it, for you will never know another.”

“Your heart is not wrong. Your heart is your strength.”

“It is grotesque to imagine that killing and mutilation and terror could ever deliver to us a life worth living. They will bring what they always have:more killing, more mutilation, more terror.”

“I just want you to pee in a balloon so I can drop it on him.”

“There is an intimacy in pain.”

“Anyone who would wear all white like that clearly had issues.”

“You are not his. You are not mine. You are your own.”

“It was brave. It was rare. It was love, and it was beautiful.“

“Just out of curiosity, you know, purely conversation and all, at what age will you be entertaining offers of marriage?”

“Dead souls dream only of death.”

“Life is your master, or death is.”

“A dream dirty and bruised is better than no dream at all.”

“Why do you have to notice everything?”

“Is my life really worth so little to you?”

“Try to remember, always try to remember, you’re not the only one with troubles.”

“You can’t know what you will do.”

“Killed anything fun lately?”

“Well, that’s brave, I mean, to say that to the girl with the gun against your eyeball.”

“You piss off a hunter, you’re gonna live like prey.”

“You really think joy is easier to come by than pain?”

“Are you sorry for falling in love?”

“I have some feelings. Just not stupid ones, like remorse. Or love.”

“Do you want to know something? It’s a relief to finally understand what happened to you.”

“Lesson:Do not bring presents back from strange places.”

“I think I would always find you, no matter how you were hidden.”

“I almost never like people, even in tiny doses. But I never get tired of being with you.”

“You need to care for yourself. Or let others care for you.”

“No pain for you. Only pleasure.”

“What am I for but killing?”

“Do you think I like knowing that you’re locked in here alone, suffering?”

“I was in love with you. And to see you with… him, like that. You drove me a little mad.”

“I’ll lie down and die with you, do you hear me?”

“You make beautiful bruises.”

“Do you know what I have lost because of you?”

“I think that you are our most valuable asset. And I think that you need to let me protect you.”

“Tell me, I want to know the looks on their faces. I want to hear how they screamed.”

“Come sleep. The devils will still be there in the morning.”

“It’s good to have someone around to save your life.”

“You shame yourself taking pride in today’s work.”

“Yes, because nothing instills fear quite like bragging how many times your sister has saved your life.”

“It’s a blessing to die at the hand of someone beautiful.”

“You’re safe because you would gut him with your bare hands if he ever tried to touch you.”

“I think I have a right to know what my pain is paying for.”

“Do you talk to the monsters before you kill them?”

“There are no marks for mercy.”

“Mercy breeds mercy as slaughter breeds slaughter. We can’t expect the world to be better than we make it.”

“You know, in a story, it’s the details like that that make it seem real.”

“Hold him. I’m feeling inspired.”

“In war, some luxuries must be put aside.”

“We’ve come to the godforsaken navel of nowhere and you don’t even want us here.”

“Try not to look delicious, okay?”

“Oh, and don’t trip over the body on the floor.”

“That is never going to happen. You understand that, right? Never.”

“I think you neutralized our capacity for surprise.”

“I have been punished enough. I have come home at last.”

“You who know what it is to be broken, you will pity me.”

“I’m only not freaked out by that because you haven’t been out of my sight since we got here.”

“Well, we should at least have a code word then, to determine whether the other one is an impostor. In case, you know, a monster steals my body in the five minutes I’m peeing.”

“Our impostor code word should be impostor?”

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send one for a kind gesture;

[theoreticalguardianangel-deacti]

♖ comforting after a nightmare ♘ kiss on the forehead ♣ wiping away tears ♝ holding hands ♡ hugging ♦ picking up your character ♤ bathing your character ♠ my muse taking care of your muse when their sick ♛ shoulder rubs ☮ stroking/ruffling hair ▽ patting/rubbing their back ☽ dressing your character ☺ my muse helping your muse fall asleep ❮ my muse comforting your muse as they grieve ♋  my muse fixing your muse something to eat ✍ my muse  teaching your muse ∞ my muse reading to your muse  ♒ my muse giving yours a message

[deadlockrider-blog]

Apologies for being absent. I'm just taking a break because I'm just not feeling it right now. I'll be happy to talk still if anyone wants to chat! Come bug me over on @traceroutoftime

[deadlockrider-blog]

I’m just still really not feeling it so I’ll be on my tracer

[mahvelousnoveliist]

STARTERS: ❝ COTDAMMITELIZABETH. ❞

‘ Are you ready for this journey, ____ ? _____, are you ready or NOT ? ‘

‘ This is the easiest part, okay ? ‘

‘ Do you wanna lose this pounds or NOT ? ‘

‘ Don’t give me the finger. ‘

‘ You got little feet. ‘

‘ Are you kidding me, ____ ? ‘

‘ MOVE THOSE FEET. YOUR LITTLE TURTLE FEET. ‘

‘ Is this a pit stop ? Are you serious, ____ ? ‘

‘ ____ GET UP THOSE STAIRS, NOW. ‘

‘ YOU GOTTA EARN YOUR BODY TYPE. ‘

‘ HOW IN THE WORLD AM I IN FRONT OF YOU ? ‘

‘ GODDAMMIT, ____ ! ‘

‘ HOW AM I GOING FASTER THAN YOU ? I’M IN A CAR. ‘

‘ ____ leave the salad dressing alone, there’s fat in there somewhere. ‘

‘ Tonight we are going on another run and you are not going to slack off. ‘

‘ OH, NO YOU DON’T, YOU SICK FREAK! ‘

‘ YOU STARTED YOUR DIET 19 MINUTES AGO! ‘

‘ YOU REVERSE RIGHT NOW. SLOW DOWN, GEEZ! ‘

‘ WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING ? SERIOUSLY. ‘

‘ I JUST WANTED NUGGETS. ‘

‘ YOU ARE ONE NUGGET FROM GETTING 0 LIKES ON YOUR NEXT INSTAGRAM POSTS, ____. ‘

‘ Just thinking about McDonald’s is 500 calories. ‘

‘ YOU PICK UP YOUR SANDALS AND MOVE THOSE LITTLE UMPA-LUMPA FEET. ‘

‘ Do you wanna wear a two piece or a snowsuit? ‘

‘ ____, GET UP. ‘

‘ Just ‘cause you’re dreaming of money doesn’t mean you’re making it. ‘

‘ Do you WANT this whipped cream on you ? ‘

‘ You are literally snoring your job away. ‘

‘ You are about to get fired. You’re gonna be forced to become a stripper, do you have any idea how competitive that field is ? ‘

‘ Oh my god, ____, are you still asleep ? ‘

‘ You’re a freaking sloth. All you do is eat, sleep, eat, sleep. ‘

‘ I’m not gonna chase after the car. ‘

‘ I’m mad at you, you woke me up five times. ‘

‘ I said the chicken parm was MINE. ‘

‘ I didn’t know you worked at four, you set the alarm for nine. ‘

‘ You are not getting street meat. ‘

‘ You don’t even have shoes on, you filth. ‘

‘ You’re not gonna ruin your diet for an Oscar Mayer, you freak. ‘

‘ She’s/He’s gonna get a whole grain with lettuce. That’s it. ‘

‘ Every McDonald’s knows who you are, you little Hamburgeler. ‘

‘ You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says Nug Life. ‘

‘ Why does it look like you killed a grocery store. ‘

‘ Move the shirt. Okay, stop sucking it in. WHAT THE HELL, ARE YOU PREGO ? ‘

‘ ____ did you eat my cupcakes. ‘

‘ I need you to be a snitch right now. ‘

‘ You wanna eat my cupcakes as a team, then you’re gonna run as a team. ‘

‘ Are you really choosing sleep over life ? ‘

‘ Close the light. ‘

‘ Oh my goodness, she’s a vampire. ‘

‘ Are you wearing make up to sleep ? Is there someone in your dreams I don’t know about ? ‘

‘ I honestly don’t know what takes longer, you or the new season of Orange Is The New Black. ‘

‘ ____ GIVE ME BACK MY SHOE ! ‘

‘ There is always time for sushi. ‘

‘ You’re over here making out with a chicken wing at this time ? ‘

‘ I wouldn’t care if you’d weighed as much as precious, you’d still be precious. ‘

‘ Look at you, ____. You got in trouble. ‘

‘ A shortcut ? This isn’t Mario Kart ! ‘

‘ None of this number 2 stuff. Hurry up. ‘

‘ Who do you think you are, you McThief ? ‘

‘ If I catch up to you you’re sleeping on the couch. ‘

‘ Open it slowly. ‘

‘ Why would you do that? ‘

‘ If you look closely there’s a corn. ‘

‘ Four of them fell accidentally into my mouth. ‘

‘ Are you trying to capture Hansel And Gretel ? ‘

‘ I’m never bringing you here again. ‘

‘ You and your pregnant tendencies. ‘

‘ How are you gonna become a vegan when your pillow smells like bacon? ‘

‘ I had to wake up just to wake you up. ‘

‘ You love food more than you do me. ‘

‘ You have a whole drawer dedicated for junk food. I don’t even go in there ‘cause I’m afraid of it’s Narnia like powers. ‘

‘ If you were what you eat you’d be nuggets, Kraft dinner and a vodka. ‘

‘ DO NOT PUT THE CHIPS UP THERE ! ‘

‘ You’re walking like a penguin. ‘

‘ THAT’S A BEER PONG CUP. YOU LITERAL JUST DRANK A SPORT. ‘

‘ This isn’t Coyote Ugly, GET DOWN ! ‘

‘ They have a Mario Kart ? Like, what is going on here ? Are you winning? ‘

‘ THIS ISN’T CHUCKY CHEESE, MICHAEL PHELPS, GET OUT. ‘

‘ What are you gonna do ? Walk all the way to McDonald’s ? ‘

‘ You NEED to put your shoes back on. ‘

‘ It’s a hard nug life for you. ‘

‘ You get drunk just thinking about alcohol. ‘

‘ I said tequila once and you tipped over. ‘

‘ JUST FORGET ABOUT THE HONEY BUNS, ____. YOU’RE STRONGER THAN THIS. THEY DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU. ‘

‘ You chow down like a cartoon character. I witnessed you eat a pizza without biting once. ‘

‘ GET OUT OF THE WATER, THIS ISN’T FINDING DORY. ‘

‘ If you’re THAT desperate for change book a hair appointment and stop stealing coins, Robin Hood. ‘

‘ I’m not Noah and you’re not Ally. ‘

‘ I’m not turning on the GPS, man-tracker. Like you got lost in your own backyard, relax. ‘

‘ I understand why you got the donuts, ‘cause you suffer from Homer Simpson syndrome. ‘

‘ Are you part of some Krispy Creme club ? Do you guys meet up on Wednesdays and talk about the glaze ? ‘

‘ That’s not a purse. You’re confused- IT’S A BOX WITH STRING. ‘

‘ You can’t be hoarding them like Pokemon Collectibles. ‘

‘ I can’t believe you buried my doughnuts. Like, you’re sick. ‘

‘ You know you’re not ready to go ‘cause there’s a sale at Victoria’s Secret. ‘

‘ STOP RUNNING I’M IN FLIP FLOPS. ‘

‘ Some girl told me if I put on her clothes and started running she’d pay me 20 bucks. ‘

‘ Get out of the tree, woodpecker. ‘

‘ Hey, my man, don’t be lookin’ at my Elizabeth. You better be looking at Number Two. ‘

‘ That’s how hungry you are. That you assume it says Carter-pie when you know it says Carter-pi. ‘

‘ You got a disgrace to Pokemon Training. ’

[deadlockrider-blog]

Mun could use a hug right now

Send me “Hush, go back to sleep.” for my character to fall asleep in your characters arms.

[wiinterempress-deactivated20180]

250+ starters you can use

even more starters·random starters from various sources (once again, from spotify playlists, random commentary, tv shows, books, movies, and my brain).

❝A little warning would have been nice!❞

❝You almost shot me! Again!❞

❝Hide your wives, hide your daughters, hell, hide your sheep!❞

❝I saw how you danced for them. There is no more need for that innocent act.❞

❝You’ll have to rip my bento box from my cold, dead hands.❞

❝Book? What book?❞

❝It’s all lies! Slander I say!❞

❝So after we were finished, he reached for his phone and began to play Candy Crush.❞

❝You owe me. I mean really owe me.❞

❝Stop it, you’re being even more rude than usual.❞

❝The cold and I don’t mix.❞

❝You look like you were fucked thoroughly last night. Was it worth it?❞

❝I had sex behind the court house.❞

❝Public sex is the best kind of sex next to make up, angry sex.❞

❝They hold you to a different standard because you are not some peasant roaming the streets. You are royalty.❞

❝If you are going to dance, at least pretend you can dance well.❞

❝You have far too much darkness within your heart. You will not be able to enter this place.❞

❝If, for example, you are alive at the bottom of the sea, I shall cut off my two legs and become a fish.❞

❝I want to fall asleep while embraced.❞

❝I once believed long ago that I could wish upon a star and my dreams will come true. Now I know such things are false.❞

❝I will savor the day I can watch you fall.❞

❝I will hunt you down & I will not show mercy.❞

❝There is little we can do. The rot has begun to set in.❞

❝You can keep your little princess in her proper little place. But if she follows all your orders, does exactly what she’s told? She will never ever grow up, she will only grow old.❞

❝Good deed? You so called good deed sentenced him to death.❞

❝That child will do whatever it takes to survive ; I suggest you do the same.❞

❝I am the Queen/King & I demand respect.❞

❝You will find me at the corner of 5th avenue & 57th street.❞

❝Girls don’t want smelly boys. They want chocolate, pretty shoes, and a good fuck every week.❞

❝I want you to break me with your own hands.❞

❝Have you stepped into your own trap, my lord? Any evidence you have against me, you yourself bought and paid for. Do you now begin to believe it?❞

❝Why must you leave a king to follow you? Why not a QUEEN?❞

❝It is true. I was unfaithful to you with all of them. With half your court. With soldiers of your guard, with grooms, with stablehands. Look for the rest of your life at every man that ever knew me and wonder if I didn’t find him a better man than you!❞

❝ I have a little neck.❞

❝You make love as you eat, with a great deal of noise and no subtlety!❞

❝Will you not kiss your daughter?❞

❝She has the face of a simpering sheep. And the manners. But not the morals. I don’t want her near me.❞

❝How DARE you and the rest of your barbarians set fire to my library?❞

❝You have such bony knees.❞

❝Queens. Queens. Strip them naked as any other woman, they are no longer queens.❞

❝I will not be told where I can go and where I cannot go!❞

❝The King has asked for me?❞

❝Even in carnal matters?❞

❝I shall not go the way of my sister!❞

❝Power is as exciting as love, I discover.❞

❝And who has more power than our dearest king/queen?❞

❝Touch her, and I’ll have her sent from court.❞

❝Mind your tongue, or I’ll have you sent from court.❞

❝I ORDER you.❞

❝…I think I’m a good person. I think there’s good in everyone.❞

❝I see these kids I’ve known all my life and wonder: What happened?❞

❝Remember those days when we were singing and clapping, happy and napping, baking cookies, eating paste?❞

❝College will be paradise.❞

❝Grow up. Bulimia’s so ‘87.❞

❝…Before you answer: I also do report cards, permission slips and absence notes.❞

❝For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure.❞

❝You LIAR.❞

❝They will say my child is the bastard, regardless of what you do.❞

❝I care not who has the title “bastard” when I am dead.❞

❝You are the QUEEN. A girl this time, a boy the next.❞

❝Chaos is great! chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling!❞

❝Don’t read it. She’s having extra-heavy flow and wanted some advice from my gyno.❞

❝What’s your damage?❞

❝Sorry but I really had to wake you. See I decided that I must ride you ‘til I break you.❞

❝I think we broke my mattress.❞

❝No sleep tonight for you, better chug that Mountain Dew.❞

❝I’m like oxygen. I’m everywhere.❞

❝Thus ending her hangover. I say we go with Big Blue.❞

❝Shoulda thought of that before you killed me. I’m gonna be coughing up drain cleaner for eternity.”❞

❝Why are you not dead? Why do you live? How do you live? Why do you not lie at the deepest hole of the sea, bloodless, and bloated, and at peace with honorable death?❞

❝There are never enough hours in the days of a queen, and her nights have too many.❞

❝I was hoping you’d rip my clothes off me, sport.❞

❝I bet there’s all kinds of interesting things in that locker. Maybe some “ich luge” bullets…?”❞

❝I hope she’ll be a fool – that’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.❞

❝And I like large parties. They’re so intimate. At small parties there isn’t any privacy.❞

❝You’re worth the whole damn bunch put together.❞

❝Surprise, surprise.❞

❝I’m older, but hardly more wise.❞

❝Is she beautiful?❞

❝I have borne you a daughter, Your Majesty.❞

❝Your Queen, I cannot be. Your mistress, I will not be.❞

❝For men love what they cannot have, and hate what they cannot control.❞

❝If I must die, then I will die boldly, as I have lived.❞

❝But stars come out at night.❞

❝I am a fool to own it, but I am in a fever for his/her touch.❞

❝Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.❞

❝Is that how it is? You fuck me and go behind my back and pledge your love to another?❞

❝Cut the shrill voice alright? I can hardly hear myself think.❞

❝If you wake me up, I will throw sharp objects at you.❞

❝Okay, I get your angry, but you should know better than to antagonize them.❞

❝They’re as far away as I could send them.❞

❝Are we ruled by superstition?❞

❝I do not fear the people.❞

❝BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE?❞

❝On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain?❞

❝It is okay to cry. Crying is a natural response to pain.❞

❝What good is that act, unless every person in this kingdom first swears an oath to you? To both of us?❞

❝Welcome to the nerd lab.❞

❝The more important they think they are, the quicker they finish.❞

❝Stay silent, & perhaps they will spare you.❞

❝Wanna fight for me?❞

❝Hey, are you still alive?❞

❝You speak as though you have seen this yourself.❞

❝You’re late. You missed quite a show.❞

❝Such tragic lovers.❞

❝I honestly don’t find that to be romantic. It’s pathetic.❞

❝Love? You think love will save you?❞

❝Only fools believe that soulmates exist.❞

❝I don’t know why the hell you want to sit courtside, unless you’re THAT desperate for balls in your face.❞

❝Gather the sheets and burn them. They cannot find evidence of this.❞

❝The blood is in your hands, not mine.❞

❝You speak as though you are innocent in this.❞

❝You took their heart and destroyed it.❞

❝Do you like killing? Do you like to watch the fear in their eyes as you bring your blade even closer to them?❞

❝I do not fear death.❞

❝Am I in hell?❞

❝If you think for a moment, then you’ll find it.❞

❝I will not be meek or obedient.❞

❝You do not own me. I am not your property or anyone else’s for that matter.❞

❝And you think sleeping with someone who is married is going to add excitement to your life?❞

❝There are worst faiths.❞

❝I would rather die than be locked in a cage.❞

❝You can take that pen and shove it up your ass.❞

❝Let me see your face.❞

❝My computer is acting weirder than usual. Did you give it an energy drink or something?❞

❝TV makes shit look so easy.❞

❝I could try, but no promises.❞

❝I just want to go home and shower.❞

❝That cat looks like he wants to murder us in our sleep.❞

❝I think there are better things to do in this city other than gawk at the buildings.❞

❝Put. those. cookies. down.❞

❝Oh shit, I made a booboo.❞

❝Banana monkeys apple balls!❞

❝What sort of insult is that? My cat can do a better job.❞

❝I have my eye on you. And I mean one eye. The other one is keeping an eye on the other guy.❞

❝You’re quite defiant, aren’t you.❞

❝Hold your tongue, or I will cut it out myself.❞

❝Bring them BACK.❞

❝I shall go to my grave loving you. HATING YOU.❞

❝Those who refuse will die.❞

❝How do you forget?❞

❝This was supposed to be a surprise damn it.❞

❝High or low, they will sign or they will die.❞

❝I believe in choices, both good and bad.❞

❝I didn’t fall off the horse. I held on for dear life as the horse dragged me along for a period of many years.❞

❝Funny how things work out. You love me now, when I do not love you.❞

❝I hate you. I hate your desire & MINE.❞

❝Call it what you wish, but you and I both know it’s the truth.❞

❝Don’t speak to me as if you know what I am suffering through. You know nothing.❞

❝Shut your eyes then.❞

❝That child saved your life.❞

❝Hey if you ever need some RELIEF, you know where to go.❞

❝I am no whore, despite what you like to think.❞

❝Beauty fades.❞

❝Mac or PC, I don’t care.❞

❝Find a legal way then.❞

❝Their blood is on your hands. Not mine.❞

❝Can’t make a habit of this you know.❞

❝Can I stay with you? I can’t be alone to my thoughts. The darkness will claim me again.❞

❝You swore you would protect me!❞

❝You are a toad.❞

❝What did you do, roll around in pig shit?❞

❝Get out you snake.❞

❝If they hurt me, then I will close my eyes.❞

❝There is nothing you can say that hasn’t already been said.❞

❝Music is important. There are so many advantages.❞

❝I couldn’t sleep. Can I stay here?❞

❝You are my soul mate!❞

❝I once tried to read that. I couldn’t get through the book.❞

❝BURN ME THEN. Do you think I care now that you have taken everything from me?❞

❝To love? Or to spy?❞

❝Which witch is which?❞

❝I signed up for a fun adventure in a creepy mansion. I didn’t sign up for demons trying to murder me.❞

❝Who’s your daddy now?❞

❝I’ll be good, I promise.❞

❝Do you hate me so much you would do this?❞

❝I loved you! I gave you my heart & you stepped on it.❞

❝My love for you surpasses everything.❞

❝I am a fool, yes. But this fool loves you. Do you hear me? I love you.❞

❝Take it from me as best you can, but there will come a time that you can no longer deny it.❞

❝Will you give yourself to me?❞

❝Once, I think I could have loved you. But now, I think I can only despise you.❞

❝My heart cannot take this secrecy anymore. Why must I hide my feelings for you?❞

❝You can try.❞

❝I think that there are better ways to spend my time than to listen to their insults.❞

❝Pathetic.❞

❝Children? Oh no, I– I don’t think I can even have children.❞

❝Impossible things can be possible if you have enough hope.❞

❝Did they touch you?❞

❝I don’t think I can move.❞

❝The best time of year is when I can cuddle with you in front of the fire.❞

❝My heart belongs to one being and it is you.❞

❝I need help. I cannot face this alone.❞

❝You ask far too much. Please, don’t make me do this.❞

❝Are you pregnant?❞

❝I’m pregnant.❞

❝I’m sorry, but your child is dead.❞

❝Who is the father?❞

❝How can you love a person like him/her?❞

❝Monster!❞

❝You are not a monster. Stop thinking that you are!❞

❝There is nothing you could have done. Their life was forfeit the moment they left this place.❞

❝Y-You? What are you doing here?❞

❝The last dance you will ever have is with me.❞

❝We are two ships in the night.❞

❝The shadows grow darker.❞

❝It will not be long before the darkness consumes your heart.❞

❝You belong to me now.❞

❝You WITCH.❞

❝You sold your soul to the devil & for what?❞

❝Revenge will be mine.❞

❝The dogs will eat their fill of you and shit your remains onto the crags.❞

❝Our Grand Rite now is done. Blood dimmed dawn now shall come. Powers of the moon and sun ignite. All flesh trembles at the sight. Thirteen souls fed to hungry earth opens the way for our dark lord’s birth.❞

❝Oh this ain’t right. This ain’t right. Any fool can feel that, even this fool.❞

❝ I shall miss the dazzling wit of your conversation.❞

❝This is my vow. I will meet you here, before the moon goes above those trees. I swear it.❞

❝You know, my father said this was the land of second chances. This can be ours. All we have to do is walk away.❞

❝Living in here and not believing in witches is like living in London and not believing in fog. It is to deny what is right in front of you.❞

❝Love is a two-faced coin and one is certainly betrayal.❞

❝Love is not a lost cause. I will not betray the one true love of my life.❞

❝If. Such a small word with such immense consequence. For all of us.❞

❝The wine is from God. The drunkard is from the devil.❞

❝I recognize the symptoms of your illness, and it’s not called marsh fever. You’re with child.❞

❝He’s insane.❞

❝This is a good day for him.❞

❝If you knew my father, you’d commend me for waiting this long.❞

❝How long may we enjoy your curative presence in town?❞

❝There was a reason for my marriage. Remind me of it.❞

❝Is it murder to defend your mother’s honor?❞

❝And if these times have made you clever, the coming months may thrust genius upon you.❞

❝You care so much for someone you hardly know.❞

❝That was the bravest thing I’ve ever seen, like a man sticking his head inside a lion’s jaw. I would gladly reward you for your bravery.❞

❝All things are permissible in our dreams.❞

❝I believe trust needs to be earned.❞

❝The others bought and sold. We merely proved ourselves better at the game, but we draw the line at murder. Do we not?❞

❝I do tend to win whatever battles I fight.❞

❝You’re not the only one who knows what it feels like to hold desires that come true only in dreams. But every morning we have a choice – forget our dreams or live them.❞

❝True malice like that which powers the Grand Rite ferments best in a loveless heart. I have looked into your heart and it is anything but loveless.❞

❝And so the queen came to rule the king and all of his kingdom and thus became the Queen of the Night. And so she lived happily ever after.❞

❝For it was not by a kiss she might make a frog into a prince, but by a kiss that she make a king into a toad.❞

❝That night she felt one monster on top of her and another inside and she glimpsed what her soul was becoming and learned her first lesson as queen: be careful what you wish for.❞

❝You know the worst part about becoming a queen? You often have to marry a king.❞

❝Not all queens start as princesses.❞

❝Your eyes. So filled with want. The hard part is not getting what you want, child. The hard part is knowing what you want.❞

❝We had a deal.❞

❝I want to be just like you.❞

❝Sometimes in life we make choices. These choices in life they lead us to do things, terrible things and we don’t wish to, we’d do anything not to. Choice informs choice. They don’t resemble anything you’d have wanted or wish for. Tell me if it was like that. If it was a difficult choice. Please. Please. So that I may still believe in goodness.❞

❝I murdered 20 men and I make no excuses for myself. Will you have me arrested?❞

❝The dead don’t lie.❞

❝I am the only one that knows.❞

❝The next lie to cross your lips will be your last.❞

❝You would threaten me, your one true ally?❞

❝So you would buy me outright?❞

❝I want it to stop. The torture, the torment, the suffering… or I will tell them. I will tell them all who and what you are.❞

❝We know that what we desire and what we must do to survive are often at odds.❞

❝My husband’s affliction has robbed him of both reason and sense.❞

❝We’ve lost control. She’s no longer ours.❞

❝Why? Because this is the fulfillment of all our dreams. Vengeance for centuries of oppression.❞

❝I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a mixture of reason and bullshit in a man.❞

❝There was a time when I might have suckled more than a toad.❞

❝All the world shall be yours in return; all the world.❞

❝You asked who would do such a thing. The answer is many people.❞

❝The witch hunt has begun and we will be runninng the trials.❞

❝He/She has all the sweetness of an apple on a tree.❞

❝This dog will come back and bite.❞

❝Save your thoughts. Say nothing.❞

❝You must cry for me, for I have no more tears.❞

❝Where is the murderer?❞

❝Be careful, be very careful, or you might find yourself wearing peasant shoes.❞

❝You see I’ve lost everything in this town that I ever cared for. You however, you have everything left to lose. A sentiment that makes you vulnerable.❞

❝Do not stare at him in public. It weakens you.❞

❝The only thing keeping me alive is the look on your face.❞

❝All things return, like every salty tear returns to the sea.❞

❝They will hunt and kill and drown in their very own blood till there’s no one left standing.❞

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Hey! Can you guys reblog this if you are willing to roleplay some horror or darker themes?

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this is a quick psa for some of the roleplayers out there with vision impairments. i felt the need to put this out there to let everyone know that it’s okay to be upfront and honest with your partners if you have a hard time reading stuff on their blogs because the text or color combos mess with your eyes. as someone who is nearly blind in one eye, i sympathize with how awkward it is to approach someone and let them know you literally cannot read their stuff. to everyone who reads just fine, please exercise patience if you have a roleplay partner that comes to you asking questions about your rules or about pages because they can’t read them clearly. thank you all for understanding! <3

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Investigations were underway mere hours after the disaster crew had put out the last of the fires, setting out to rescue survivors. Agents had fled once the chaos had set in, to escape the public eye or to conduct investigations of their own. Too many loose ends roused his own curiously, seeking answers for himself.

Eventually he’d set after Mercy’s trail from afar, she’d acted off for weeks during court hearings, meetings with lawyers and police. He chalked to up to stress, and had been ready to abandon his little stakeout of her safehouse.. before she’d seemed to vanish without a trace.

McCree doubted he’d get a better opportunity to see what she’d been hiding. His discovery was gut-wrenching, blood splattered upon surgical tools, even the room itself.and gods knew what else, equipment he didn’t recognize and endless notes upon paper.

Within the middle of it all laid a writing form strapped down to the gurney, McCree almost missed him while attempting not to heave, the entire scene was gruesome. Recognizing the man, just barely, made his stomach churn even further.

“H-Hang on, I gotcha..” Usually steady, his voice trembles  as bad as his hands in undoing the restraints. All the while his once mentor seems to be drifting back and forth between something corporeal and not. What had Angela done..?

“Reyes, can ya hear me?” McCree rests a hand upon his shoulder when he solidifies again. By all reports he was killed in the explosion. This has got to be a horrible nightmare, or at least the Cowboy wishes it was.

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My muse is being held at gun point in front of your muse.  How does your muse react?

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