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[deadmaidclub]

my dad started collecting actor autographs and hes got a pretty impressive collection (including a looooot of star trek ones) and he showed me his binder and i joked that when he dies im definitely gonna take it. and then the other day he showed me he got a weird al autograph and he was like "yeah i chose this pic for him to sign cuz it reminded me of mcr! so when i die and you have it youll like it." dad stop prepping for death i was kidding you havent even retired yet. 2/3 of your kids still live at home.

[forgott3nsquid]

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[turboemmy]

spamton & tennas tv time ???

[deadmaidclub]

i got my 57 year old father to join me on my nostalgia rewatch of steven universe. we'll see how much he likes it. he liked gravity falls and atla but those are a little less. lesbian.

[deadmaidclub]

we're almost to The Episodes towards the end of s1 and he has not yet asked why garnet has two gems even though hes asked abt pretty much everything else that hints at a later reveal. not even sure if he's noticed. we'll see if he predicts the fusion reveal at the last minute or not

[deadmaidclub]

he was utterly shocked at the garnet fusion reveal. also called jasper "he" and probably thinks ruby is a he as well. just gonna let him figure that one out for himself.

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[dogpuppy]

[waitingforthet]

[deadmaidclub]

kira & friends sketches i never posted

[skinks]

I love that thing when people get a little bit tongue-tied and garble what they’re trying to say so they make a little “blegh” 👅 noise and start over. verbal reset button. hitting the top of the tv to unscramble the signal

[spinarolo-ms]

they're eating my brain

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You wake up one day and discover you've lost control over a random action or feeling!

Spin the wheel to find out what!

How bad is it?

Actually way better than before!

Its good

It's alright

It's annoying but I'll be fine

It's pretty bad

IM DEAD

worse than death

Nothing changes/results

Remaining time: 2 days 23 hours

This idea was submitted by @dbnekonico!

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

Yeah I think most people do

[madmud2730]

god I hope so

[deadmaidclub]

i work at a place that has a couple claw machines in a corner and my favorite part of my job is when little kids come up to my register with handfuls of loose change asking to exchange it for quarters. its so goddamn cute

[moonliight2onata]

[stonelionhearts]

sometimes i wonder if we have forgotten that sharing creative work is, fundamentally, a bid for human connection. like I'm not posting art or fic for 'engagement' i'm posting it looking for other sickos to play with! i'd be making it anyway for my own gratification because there's something wrong with me, i'm sharing it hoping we can have something wrong with us together <3

[rassebers]

Happy bday taka you better be partying in that coffin

[seafolks]

salmon so tasty it make me eat hasty / when salmon is finished the joy is diminished

[beatlesweatles]

[lenin-it-to-win-it]

It’s so funny how like. Spock is queer bc of the subtext, the Otherness inextricable from his character, meanwhile William Shatner was handed the straightest man of all time on paper and fumbled the bag bc he couldn’t stop giving Leonard Nimoy fuck-me eyes and now he lives in a bi Kirk hell of his own devising, forever enduring the conshatquences of his shactions