its robbie time

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[kosmical]

spike spiegel voice I love a woman that can kick my ass. And insult me. A woman who's kind of just a bad person honestly

[kushblazer666]

[daco-showman]

I fucking hate the elf forums fuck my life

[lyovpple]

Algunas cosas

[forgott3nsquid]

[BUY HERE!!!]

[turboemmy]

spamton & tennas tv time ???

[deadmaidclub]

i got my 57 year old father to join me on my nostalgia rewatch of steven universe. we'll see how much he likes it. he liked gravity falls and atla but those are a little less. lesbian.

[deadmaidclub]

we're almost to The Episodes towards the end of s1 and he has not yet asked why garnet has two gems even though hes asked abt pretty much everything else that hints at a later reveal. not even sure if he's noticed. we'll see if he predicts the fusion reveal at the last minute or not

[deadmaidclub]

he was utterly shocked at the garnet fusion reveal. also called jasper "he" and probably thinks ruby is a he as well. just gonna let him figure that one out for himself.

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[dogpuppy]

[waitingforthet]

[deadmaidclub]

kira & friends sketches i never posted

[skinks]

I love that thing when people get a little bit tongue-tied and garble what they’re trying to say so they make a little “blegh” 👅 noise and start over. verbal reset button. hitting the top of the tv to unscramble the signal

[spinarolo-ms]

they're eating my brain

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You wake up one day and discover you've lost control over a random action or feeling!

Spin the wheel to find out what!

How bad is it?

Actually way better than before!

Its good

It's alright

It's annoying but I'll be fine

It's pretty bad

IM DEAD

worse than death

Nothing changes/results

Remaining time: 1 day 21 hours

This idea was submitted by @dbnekonico!

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

Yeah I think most people do

[madmud2730]

god I hope so

[deadmaidclub]

i work at a place that has a couple claw machines in a corner and my favorite part of my job is when little kids come up to my register with handfuls of loose change asking to exchange it for quarters. its so goddamn cute

[moonliight2onata]

[stonelionhearts]

sometimes i wonder if we have forgotten that sharing creative work is, fundamentally, a bid for human connection. like I'm not posting art or fic for 'engagement' i'm posting it looking for other sickos to play with! i'd be making it anyway for my own gratification because there's something wrong with me, i'm sharing it hoping we can have something wrong with us together <3

[rassebers]

Happy bday taka you better be partying in that coffin