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🍸Intro/About Me🍸
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I like your fat knight and I like to imagine they defend a very fat princess/queen and they also feast together making sure the other is full and happy constantly.
you got it
I wanna be a service dog for my feedee. Please let me help you around, I'd fold if you called me a good girl, can I curl up with you? Anything you want, but be careful with me
Hainanese Chicken Chop
It legitimately blows my mind that some people don't find bellies attractive.
They're so cute and adorable and sexy and they're *so* much fun to play with. A big soft ball sticking out front that you can jiggle or rest your head on or squeeze or bounce.
Like there's just so much good stuff about bellies, that I really can't fit it all in one post.
And the best part about them, is if you're treating your partner well, they just get bigger and softer.
I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare
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In case anyone hasn't heard, the cyclospora outbreak affecting tons of people in the US right now is coming from Taylor Farms produce. Best to stay away from bagged lettuce and prepared salads completely right now, but especially the ones mentioned in the screenshot:
Taylor Farms Earthbound Farms Little Salad Bar (Aldi) Marketside (Walmart) Kroger House Brand Target private label greens Costco salads and greens etc Trader Joe's chopped salad kits and fresh produce Fast food: McDonalds, Taco Bell, (Yum! Brands), Chipotle, Subway, Pizza Hut, KFC, Olive Garden, Top Golf, Red Lobster, Burger King, etc.
This is not the first time I've heard about a Taylor Farms foodborne illness outbreak. I stopped eating their salads after reading a description of the conditions in their facilities. Doesn't sound like they've improved anything.
We need a fully funded and staffed FDA, and regulations with teeth - and that's exactly what we don't have under Trump. To make things worse, the CDC is no longer tracking these outbreaks. We're on our own.
here's two articles about how JK Rowling just posted on X an upskirt photo of Freda Wallace, a transgender woman, after deadnaming her and misgendering her repeatedly online.
The wealthy author escalated a social media spat that resulted in posting a photo from a 2023 event at the Institute of Economic Affairs in
Rowling posted the picture taken from below because the trans woman, she said, was "refusing to debate me."
Thank you for posting without the fucking destiel meme
i am of the sincere belief that if ur on ur computer a lot you should visually customize it to high hell and back not just for funsies but also because it has literally made me less depressed before. its kind of like how rearranging your bedroom is good for your brain, yknow. i do stuff like this every few months
and if anyone wants to follow suit
LIVE WALLPAPER: wallpaper engine. only thing on here that costs any money (its like 5 bucks on steam). im sure theres free alternatives but this one has a lot of presets and stuff so its less hassle and its what i use. might be a bad idea for lower end pcs tho
CUSTOM TASKBAR: retrobar on github (lots of different options)
CUSTOM CURSOR: theres a lot of places to find these, but rw-designer open cursor library is a good place to start
DISCORD: betterdiscord, im using the clearvision v7 theme with a custom background
EXTENSIONS (these are for firefox, might or might not exist on other browsers):
tabliss for the new tab theme
stylus for tumblr -> specifically the 'tumblr - custom dashboard pallette' theme for colors + bg, and this for the pre-twitterifcation layout
enhancer for youtube for custom youtube colors
the browser theme is just one i found on the firefox theme 'store'
don't piss me off tagging photos of random hairy men "bears"!!!!!! bears are FAT!!!!!! FATTTT! LET BEARS BE FAT!!!!!
there is nothing more freeing and fun than running a hornyblog, specifically as a fetishist. so many horny people are truly missing out on the experience of being delightfully weird in good company. slamming reblog on a sexy person in niche costume who wants you to add your two cents in the tags (even if, no, especially if it’s just you losing your mind making animal noises?) it’s such a beautiful thing to be collecting/posting stuff that is so extremely tailored to your own sexual interests that you forget anyone else in the world exists, but there will always be people who are actually here to see what you dig regardless. giving your hoard of freak-os daily updates in your own personal spank digest so that all your friends know what you’re jorking it to - like letterboxd for porn or goodreads for erotica. not even hesitating to drop your deepest, weirdest, inner fantasies like it’s just casual conversation. yeah, I wish I was tim curry - but I’m tim curry as a mad scientist/confectioner who tests wonka-esque experimental hiccup-inducing candy on unwilling participants by way of bound forcefeeding. my buddy over here wants to get alien-impregnated with eggs that explode in patterns that are only predictable through rigorous mathematic equation. no joke, in the past year I have scored TWO separate ghostbusters kink commissions, both of which involve degradation being dished out by a sultry bill murray. we are creating erotica that is so silly, so absurd, that our friends are either laughing along with us, or shamelessly agreeing that it floats their fucked-up little boat. we are the monty pythons of the sexuality spectrum. nothing is off the table. tmi is out the window. actually, nothing and tmi are a yuri couple fucking each other crazy style on the table and through the window. for all I know, tmi stands for TELL ME, ICON! nobody gives a shit. everybody gives a shit. death to shame. death to secrecy. fetishposting is a wonderful, wonderful thing.
Shut me up with food when I complain about how fat you’re making me 🍔🥰
Scoff. You guys only fuck with man boobs when they're on a muscular man. Tch. You aren't a real man boob enjoyer unless you fuck with fat man boobs too. You're just a poser. You'll never be able to defeat the demon lord.