a dead account, i think

hi im irk i like the color blue and i think im going thru my emo phase a little late woopsie

[deadmonwithacalculator]

wow i really wish u could password protect main blogs but alas

im still not ready to release my new main yet but you can follow da alt that has this same name

[deadmonwithacalculator]

ok i dont have a clue whats gonna go onto it but                 the

[deadmonwithacalculator]

wow i really wish u could password protect main blogs but alas

im still not ready to release my new main yet but you can follow da alt that has this same name

[deadmonwithacalculator]

ok so yeah im movin accts but i will still use this one for like random shit cuz thats basically wut it became

i will give out the new one’s name once i set it up a lil i want to make it look pretty ish before sending it

[deadmonwithacalculator]

oh yeah also to manage my moff blog but it kinda flopped but thats alright its mainly just 4 me to look at my fav moths

also this is awkward so instead i might like change this accounts name and then attach it to my new main under the same name lmao

[deadmonwithacalculator]

ok so yeah im movin accts but i will still use this one for like random shit cuz thats basically wut it became

i will give out the new one’s name once it gets going a lil i want to make it look pretty ish before sending it

[pikestaff-deactivated20200113]

Me, throwing em dashes, semicolons, commas, and ellipses into a jumbo-sized trash bag and then shaking it vigorously: hang on I gotta season my fic before I upload it

[deadmonwithacalculator]

OH HSIT THIS IS ME BUT WITH JUST MY REGULAR WRITING BC IDK HOW TO EMOTE CHARACTERS SJHBJSF

ALSO tildes

a bunch

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15yo disrespectful-to-real-ppl-fangirl irko makes me itch

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might like make a new tumblr n yeet this one or jus abandon it

so so messy

[deadmonwithacalculator]

remember when you were a dumb little baby and politics to u was trying to debate if the donkey or the elephant was cooler

[deadmonwithacalculator]

2005: emo

2015: emo renaissance

2020: emo renaissance but like again

[jellyfishspew]

adult animation is saved

(please do not repost artwork or remove caption)

[deadmonwithacalculator]

KNSKJDNKFKFJJSJFK GHANDI

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johnny the homicidal test

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alternatively johnny the test maniac

[dedusmuln1]

johnny the testicle

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u forgot maniac

this is my sexy jthm fanfiction johnny the homicidal nut stealer

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johnny the homicidal test

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alternatively johnny the test maniac

[deadmonwithacalculator]

johnny the homicidal test

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

why are birds so cursed

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

A Non-Comprehensive List of Birds That Piss Me Off

1. Dracula Parrot. This thing pisses me off like, a bunch

2. King Vulture. the felted craft project equivalent of a haunted ventriloquist dummy

i will never not resent this bird 

 3. Jacana Bird. This is the most unnecessary cursed nonsense. i deserve an apology for having to look at this. I can feel its fingers stroking my ears

No it does not have SIX FREAKING LIMBS. it’s carrying its stupid creepy spawn under its wings. A+ parents but still, piss off. even the normal 2 legged version isn’t much better

put those AWAY.

4. The Shoebill, which i’m sure we’re all sick of hearing about. this thing is the epitome of a crappy photorealistic cgi disney villainy. i despise this bird.

also this is what they look like standing up. i just feel like i shouldn’t have to deal with that, i really do.

5. Inca Tern. truly, hipsters ruin everything

6. Tragopan. it looks like a star wars species, which i dislike on principle 

7. The Secretary Bird. it wears yoga pants.

also i’m uncomfortable with the length of its eyelashes

8. finally, i really dislike this one specific parakeet

in conclusion, these birds exist to haunt me and this knowledge is a burden. birds exist to observe our sin; always watching, they are filled with malice. flee from them

[myrinthinks]

@elodieunderglass

[arandomshotinthedark]

Cursed? I think you mean blessed.

[musclekittysenpai]

@demonwithacalculator

[deadmonwithacalculator]

stop bullying them :’’’(((((((

[deadmonwithacalculator]

these sex bots are trying so hard to seem like normal users and failing miserably

just saw one with a normal-ish url, name and icon (icon of a dog wearing sunglasses cause That’s Hip™, relatable ”adjective-noun” style url, title contained the word “stan” which is a word The Cool Normal Users on Tumbler Use™, description had text with uneven capitalization)

but its posts were like, assorted reblogs of random shit, some anime, some old vintage movie gifs, a very obviously written by a bot talktotransformer esque “poetry” piece, and youtube links that dont work, there was no theme or anything just “look im real!! i post the tumblers!! im not a porn bot!!”

but then theres just the run of the mill glaring “HOT GIRLS SEX SEX PUSSY 18+ IN YOUR AREA FUCK MILF REAL SEX DATING GIRLS CLICK NOW” just smack dab in between like wtf

[deadmonwithacalculator]

how monster thorn is supposed to be: -stronk -fearsome -monstrous -grumpy . -touch him and he will eat you . you willl DIE

how i tend to draw/depict him: fat fluffy ass eat a flower . lonely boy. needs a hug . just wants 2 sleep all day and do mothy stuff at night . eat a flower

[deadmonwithacalculator]

rn i wanna sleep for ike 2 years but i also just like . never want to go to sleep again wtf