Local Dead Mossball

ᓚᘏᗢ Local Catboy Idiot ฅ/ᐠ. ̫ .ᐟ\ฅ— I go by /Mossy Valentine and my pronouns are ze/zy or they/he/it! pfp is from Wervty picrew

[deadmossballz]

Random Shit

Howdy Howdys! Im Mossy and im here to supply shitposts and (sometimes) art! if you don't like what I say block me i do not care! and if i don't like you, well i will ignore you or block you welcome to my very own personal hell!!

My art tag is #deadmossballzart =================================== Pronouns

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Socials*

Instagram: mr.fish.art Archive Of Our Own: Mx_Mossy_Writes

* socials like my instagram use they/them for bc I cant be out with my neos on them

[demilypyro]

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

[starborn-storyteller]

[feefal]

Copper evolution line! Your daily blend of educational and fictional art content

[pissvortex]

[sneeblbop]

mysneebling

[moldspace]

forecast: sunny with partial clouds in the afternoon

[cannibalings]

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

[malglories]

i do feel somewhat ruined forever. but it’s okay we stay silly

[babushkaat]

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin

[geddyqueer]

there is this thing called a "kitty cat". and you can get one for inside your home, and it will sit on all of your surfaces, and you can pet it.

[bungerc0re]

you can add shorts or panties to a nude mechanical creature to make it clear you are a senseless pervert

[queer-as-city-folk]

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞

Fishies to make it all hurt less

[die-rosastrasse]

Various stars & moon details from my gouache paintings 🌙✨

[color-palettes]

Let's make a rainbow!

Red

Orange

Yellow

Green

Blue

Violet

Voting ended onFeb 11, 2023

[thegayestmusic]

We made this color!

I think it’s very pretty! I’m surprised we didn’t make brown. Guess tumblr is a sucker for purple.

[schlarklezyaoi]

the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire

icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down

cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)

feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated

[sherbertilluminated]

Promethean task: opposite of a Cassandraean task. You have the right information, and SOMEONE has to share it. But it's all in the delivery and if you're the person to identify the problem you WILL be hated forever.

[thearrogantemu]

Oedipal Task: (1) Attempting to avoid an unspeakably awful outcome and in doing so creating the circumstances that will bring it about. (2) Trying to solve an problem and discovering that you are in fact the problem you are trying to solve.

[theoppositeofprofound]

Odyssean task: you’ll complete it but it’ll take 20 times longer than it should and involve multiple side quests and mini-adventures

[nitewrighter]

Medean Task: Doing this is going to destroy you and what you love just as much as the person you're trying to destroy. Everyone is telling you this, and you already know this. But your "fuck that guy and what he thinks he can do to me" instinct is just that strong. Also admittedly you get an extremely badass exit when all's said and done.