Drowning in Ketchup

He/Him

[deadpig124]

I'm currently working on writing a fanfiction for a gravity falls AU where Fiddleford stayed the leader of the cult Society of the Blind Eye, and where Ford becomes his most dedicated worshiper. I'm calling it "Becoming the Cult Leader's Favorite," or BCLF. @al3xartist gave me the title. I know the name is kinda cutesy and funny, but I plan for the actual fic to be very angsty, yippee!! Don't worry though, I plan to give it a happy ending. It has Fiddauthor as a pretty big part of it, but it's not the main point.

Would you read it?

yes

no

Voting ended onOct 30, 2024

I'm gonna publish it on Ao3 even if this poll is 100% no. I'm just making this post because I'm going absolutely feral thinking about it, and I need other people to know that this is in my head.

[deadpig124]

I have 12 chapters outlined right now. I'm using lyrics from various Will Wood songs to title the chapters. I'm frothing at th emouth

[deadpig124]

Is that a prologue!!?

https:/archiveofourown.org/works/60952039

(Was acting kinda weird on my end, please let me know if it doesn't work)

[itsnicsalad]

incredible pull on tiktok earlier

[itsnicsalad]

ive been informed i spelt erbium wrong </3

[hexbugswallower]

I really enjoy the embryonic-stage xkcd comics from before randall munroe knew how to make them funny

[catchymemes]

[yallalreadyknowitsunderale]

[birdbyrne]

chapter 7 - fish bones

[natalieironside]

I think I'm gonna start calling it "CBRN ordnance" instead of tear gas, pepper rounds, et al. Just to hammer home the point, y'know. "The cops used teargas against the protestors" You mean the regime deployed proscribed CBRN ordnance in order to pacify the dissident citizens

[catgirlwarrior]

i think it's important that this stays with the post

[biteybeast]

i do think its really convenient how they name this shit so nonthreateningly. "tear gas" awwww it makes you cry a little haha. wrong. you can go blind.

[natalieironside]

"Gas that makes you go blind and gives you chemical pneumonia and respiratory cancer" just isn't as marketable, I suppose

[hailed-marys]

i got maybe the most darling comic commission request from @castielrisingabove, who wanted to see grace failing to do pushups under the combined weight of some very enthusiastic pebbles! he's okay guys, don't worry, he's just... taking a break

[sharkfiinn]

grudge

[ghirlmaker]

thinking abt the swapped!au and im not crazy.

img for context:

[ashleyloob]

an angel falls from heaven straight into your trash can wyd?

[snazzyscarf]

thinking about the first tunnel scene. the sheer reverence of it. “but i just got here.” the gentleness with which rocky taps the wall after grace’s initial scare. the way he keeps repeating the puppet message even as grace backs away. “i’ll see you later” repeated in the way he stays until grace is fully back inside. the Score. the score…. they’ve both only just met but are already so hesitant to leave each other. the desperate hope of connection

[foxglovedforest]

[glumshoe]

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

[glumshoe]

Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasn’t anything particularly “foxlike” about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be “weird”, but I don’t think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.

[countesspetofi]

The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.

[glumshoe]

there are only two genders: frog and pig

[forestdwellingrat]

I’ve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggy’s kids are like that means either

1) they reproduce asexually and the children are clones of each parent OR

2) Kermit and Miss Piggy are members of the same sexually dimorphic species, hence the split between their male and female children

yes I have spent too long running about potential muppet biology

[glumshoe]

oh god

[sailor-lady]

Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it

[glumshoe]

Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?

[jenivi]

[aflowerthatbloomsinadversity]

Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like

So do with that what you will

[fremedon]

Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right):

[capitalism-and-analytics]

Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha

[la-pou-belle]

I, for one, think Shrek handled interspecies coupling the best. By this I am of course talking about the Dronkeys.

[kestrelsparverius]

[adrnired]

In season 3 of BoJack Horseman, we learn Diane (middle) has been impregnated by Mr. Peanutbutter (left). The fetuses are confirmed to be puppies.

[autisticexpression]

This is the worst addition to this post

[araku-validrava]

I am reminded of Treasure Planet.

In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babies

[wizardlizardinhislair]

I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right?

Or is that just something my brain made up?

[ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru]

[kingscrown666]

Last time I saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman

[the-haiku-bot]

Last time I saw this

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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[astronomical-bagel]

anyone in this thread smoke weed

[susiron]

In Leo the Lion (2005) a lion and elephant have the most cursed hybrid children and I think yall should see them

(also Matt Mercer voices the villain, Maximus Elefante and I think that’s very important)

[spaceinvaydr]

[headspace-hotel]

I think that what they are talking about is perfectly clear.

[hiveswap]

Amogus

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[nudityandnerdery]

[theveryquietquiet]

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[toastedp-ancakes]

i made some bullshit

[glade-constellation]

Educating the masses

[graves-yard]

I’ve been stressed and upset so I’m drugging the brothers cocaine and sedative

[roryjor]

Something something rainbows and unicorns

[archivist-13]

something something thumbs up as more than just a thumbs up